The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.6

February 23rd, 2013 // 35 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which makes its triumphant return to its normal time and place because I’m not dying from the goddamn plague anymore. Although, in hindsight, I did enjoy pumping myself full of pharmaceuticals and inexplicably watching The Lord of The Rings in case you couldn’t tell by this post and/or me only answering if a certain event happened with, “The ring has been cast into Mount Doom.” So enjoy this week’s smattering while Photo Boy and I stiffen our pithy arrows to spray them upon yon beast known as Oscar. Wow, that came out all wrong.

One does not simply live-tweet into Mordor,

- The Superficial

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  1. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
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    haha, perfect.

  2. Kim Kardashian Fat Huget Butt Black And White Dress
    BigDaddy
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    Are you sure she’s pregnant. She looks the same size to me. COW!

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger Kim Jee-Hoon The Last Stand Press Conference
    Dick Hell
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    Is it just me or is the living tissue covering the T-101′s metal endoskeleton starting to wear thin?

  4. Kim Kardashian Fat Huget Butt Black And White Dress
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  5. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
    KC
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    Winner

  6. Kim Kardashian Fat Huget Butt Black And White Dress
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    She’s gonna make Amber Rose look like Kate Moss

  7. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    Mama Pinkus
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    oh dear….she used to look so unique and non-Hollywood – now she’s approaching Joker status

  8. Prince Charles Pointing And Laughing At Sick Child
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    This was the week’s winner for me.

  9. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    This comment basically wrote itself.

  10. Kim Kardashian Fat Huget Butt Black And White Dress
    oldfool
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    Cholita Grande.

  11. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    mavis davis
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    I first fell in love with her when she played the nanny in Tootsie.

  12. Jessie J Cleavage The Brit Awards
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    Brilliant!

  13. Maria Shriver
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    Not even a John Hamm fan, yet still I laughed. Good one.

  14. Jamie Foxx Handing Guy Wad Of Cash ATM
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    Priceless.

  15. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
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    Not an image I needed in my head.

  16. Kelly Clarkson Clive Davis Feud
    Skeeter
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    She looks better as a brunette but I would still gladly lick her butthole and bang her in whichever hole she wants.

  17. Kim Kardashian Fat Huget Butt Black And White Dress
    Skeeter
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    She is much bigger than my fridge. Her ass is no doubt a mess these days.

  18. Kim Kardashian Fat Huget Butt Black And White Dress
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    What a walrus….a walrus in clown makeup.

  19. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
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    Come on, she used to fuck Jack Nicholson…she’s got it goin on!

  20. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
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    I get her ‘message’ but um, if I wanted to go on a romantic date with a beautiful woman, I’d hire her as my bouncer. Just sayin…

  21. Louis Anderson Kendra Wilkinson Celebrity Diving Practice
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    This hooker has made a living of always being next to a disgusting geezer. Nothing new here…

  22. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
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    Pretty sure the color of her hair matches her twat – green and rotting…

  23. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
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    Finally, Marc and Casper come out…

  24. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    mavis davis
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    She can use whichever bathroom she wants in Massachusetts, no matter whether her transition is complete or not.

  25. Kim Kardashian Fat Huget Butt Black And White Dress
    mavis davis
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    The last time one of these things got loose at SeaWorld, it’s trainer ended up dead.

  26. Daniel Radcliffe Stubble Bags Under Eyes
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    What a jerk. Why wouldn’t he use that acquired base he’s got and don’t fly higher than that?

  27. Erica

    Some of you are very cruel and hurtful. She is NOT fat, she is curvy, this is what a real woman looks like. She is far prettier and healthier than any of those Victoria Secret models.

  28. Jamie Foxx Handing Guy Wad Of Cash ATM
    Axerty
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    yes….eeeeeeexcellent.

  29. Jamie Foxx Handing Guy Wad Of Cash ATM
    babygirljer
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Jessie J Cleavage The Brit Awards
    Critical Cretin
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    good, good

  31. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    the crazy betty
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    block head.

  32. Kim Kardashian Fat Huget Butt Black And White Dress
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    And she’s only what, 3 months? All L.A. is gonna be able to feel her waddling about by the time she explodes!

  33. Amal Fashanu Nipple Slip Arbitrage Premiere
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    ha, you can see her nipple

  34. Kim Kardashian Fat Huget Butt Black And White Dress
    nudrool
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    Those fools at Sea World will never catch me!

  35. Jamie Foxx Handing Guy Wad Of Cash ATM
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    Hahahahha, perfection.

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