The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.5

February 18th, 2013 // 53 Comments

If you follow The Superficial on Facebook and/or Twitter, then you know I got punched in the dick with the flu and have been out of it all weekend. If you don’t, well, now you know what that hole is in your life, and frankly, it’s a miracle you’ve been getting out of bed in the morning. So here’s the latest installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that should’ve gone up on Saturday, and I hope you like Adele jokes.

[Pithy comment here],

- The Superficial

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  1. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Christ The Redeemer Statue Rio
    Cock Dr
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    Monday MOOooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOO!!!

  2. Constantine Maroulis Weird Beard Jekyll And Hyde Premiere
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    2013 Mona Lisa painting?

  3. Snooki's Taint

    they are all listed as being Bruce Campbell, so I made up my own names for the ‘celebs’ I didn’t recognize. What is Za Za Gibor doing in there?

  4. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Christ The Redeemer Statue Rio
    anonym
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    this is religious desecration

  5. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
    banner man
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    Monday just got a little bit better…thanks Bruce.

  6. Jennifer Lopez Leg Slit Dress Casper Smart Grammys
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    LOL!

  7. Sean Paul The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I love this.

  8. Jeremy Irons Pants Tucked Into Boots
    B&WMinstrel
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    Hey, I’m banned on here! Now you’re just trying to confuse me.

  9. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
    DirtyFighter
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    The man’s a hero

  10. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
    JayceeM
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    The epitome of cool.

  11. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
    Joe Mahma
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    Captions? Hello?!

  12. Constantine Maroulis Weird Beard Jekyll And Hyde Premiere
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    Fucking hilarious!

  13. Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith Masked Security Guard
    herewego
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    I AM the League of Shadows, and I’m here to fulfill Ra’s al Ghul’s destiny!

  14. Sean Paul The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Little Tongue
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    Who’s the douche?

  15. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    A true American hero.

  16. Peter Sarsgaard Bushy Beard Lovelace Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    Is he playing young Karl Marx ?

  17. Jennifer Lawrence Quentin Tarantino BAFTAs
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    Herman Munster ?

  18. Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith Masked Security Guard
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    Great one.

  19. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
    brother
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    Mitt Romney suuuuure is bitter.

  20. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    bdog821
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    “Grammy” kind of says it all doesnt it?

  21. Jeremy Irons Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    This was just as funny the second time! Nice work B&W.

  22. Jeremy Irons Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    This was just as funny the second time! Nice work B&W.

  23. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Christ The Redeemer Statue Rio
    cookie
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    Q: What did Kim Kardashian’s right leg say to her left leg?

    A:Nothing, they’ve never been together.

  24. Jeremy Irons Pants Tucked Into Boots
    lori
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    Who IS that??

  25. Jeremy Irons Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    This was a given.

  26. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
    eatme
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    …sell out

  27. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    I met him at a convention and I completely spazzed out and could barely put a sentence together. I am still mortified, but at least he signed my dvd. :D

  28. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Nice one!

  29. Jeremy Irons Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    Haaahahahaha

  30. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    God, her shoes match. That’s some Fraulein Maria shit right there.

  31. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Nice one!

  32. Jeremy Irons Pants Tucked Into Boots
    jesusfood
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    that looks like david lee roth.. if im not mistaken

  33. Jennifer Lawrence Quentin Tarantino BAFTAs
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    I love Tarentino but, why does he always look like an older gentleman that forgot to put his dentures in

  34. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
    AnnaD.
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    Hail to the King, baby!

  35. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Christ The Redeemer Statue Rio
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    No matter how much she tries, she’ll never fly over the moon.

  36. Constantine Maroulis Weird Beard Jekyll And Hyde Premiere
    Forrest Forrest Gump
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    Lieutenant Dan ICE CREEEEAAAM!!!

  37. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
    mrbellek
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    If Bruce Campbell is flipping me off, I’m certain I must have done something worth being flipped off for. Thanks Bruce!

  38. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
    EmilyH
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    This made my day. I still plan on marrying him…..even if he doesn’t know about it.

  39. Jeremy Irons Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    wow, wow, wow,genial…super uomo.ti amo di piuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  40. Jeremy Irons Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    non c’e altro uomo cosi bello, non c’esei la mia magia

  41. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    A+

  42. Lindsay Lohan Ashton Kutcher
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    AHAHAA!

  43. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    sweet!

  44. Jennifer Lawrence Quentin Tarantino BAFTAs
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    ha!

  45. David Hasselhoff
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    A+

  46. Adele Keith Urban Nicole Kidman The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    XD

  47. Lydia Bright Red Nose Groping Mickey Doll Crotch Disney Store
    lawn
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    Too many letters.

  48. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    I love this man.

  49. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    You think the carpet pissers did this?

  50. Bruce Campbell Middle Finger Oz The Great And Powerful Premiere
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    Is that Joey from Friends?

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