The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.4

February 9th, 2013 // 44 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which, as you can see, continues this week’s theme of What’s Wrong With Your Face?! (If you have no idea what that means, click here, clear the next 70 minutes of your day, thank me later.) And if you have no idea who that is above, it’s actually Lil Kim and not a member of the Jackson family who I’m sorry to inform is not looking at proof that Michael‘s still alive so you can stop alerting schools now. Or not because, after another look, I honestly don’t feel comfortable calling this one. Better safe than sorry, amirite?

Hee hoo!

- The Superficial

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  1. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland
    Matt Lauer
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    Cut Roman some slack, he thought fourteen was the age of consent for anal. Anybody could make that mistake, I know I have.

  2. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
    Dick Hell
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    JFK White House = Camelot
    Clinton White House = Cankle-ot

  3. Lena Dunham Cleavage Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    Now I cant get that image out of my head. Thanks Mos!

  4. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
    DeucePickle
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    Good Lord, BC, you were on a roll this week !

  5. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
    Commented on this photo:

    Kill it! Kill it with fire!

  6. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
    Limey
    Commented on this photo:

    This makes my asian midget desires go wild

  7. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
    Cher X
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    When did she become Kimora Lee?

  8. Hayden Panettiere Hugging Giant Black Dude Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank God somebody got it.

  9. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Kim Kardashian really needs to lay off of the plastic surgery, she’s starting to look a bit fake.

  10. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    Seriously was thinking this was some Gangnam groupie or K-pop star o_0

  11. Lena Dunham Cleavage Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    sweet

  12. Gus Van Sant Matt Damon John Krasinski
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    ha!

  13. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
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    HA good one!

  14. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    *dies*

  15. Rose McGowan Bleach Blonde Hair
    Little Tongue
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    She used to be so pretty and she did THAT to herself… Sad…

  16. Ben Affleck Directors Guild Of America Awards
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    shit never gets old HA!

  17. Michael J. Fox Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Today Show
    Commented on this photo:

    A+

  18. David Beckham Underwear H&M Facebook
    Commented on this photo:

    ahahaa!

  19. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
    star
    Commented on this photo:

    wow with scary plastic surgery she looks like kim kardashian.

  20. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
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    LMAO

  21. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    MONEY

  22. Lena Dunham Cleavage Directors Guild Of America Awards
    pascalecake
    Commented on this photo:

    Aw fuck off, she’s awesome.

  23. Rose McGowan Bleach Blonde Hair
    WTF?!?
    Commented on this photo:

    WHO the hell is that?!?!?!?

  24. Rose McGowan Bleach Blonde Hair
    sweetlips
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s in a name? That which we call a Rose.

  25. Lena Dunham Cleavage Directors Guild Of America Awards
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    but lena dunham’s body is symbolic of, uh, something.

    mainly it reminds me that nudity by chicks who aren’t hot in what is basically just ‘friends’ with undergrad media studies pretensions neither turns me on nor makes me think about anything.

  26. Lena Dunham Cleavage Directors Guild Of America Awards
    mike
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    also, mos, yes, I have, but it was for an undergrad media studies course so it was partially ironic.

  27. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
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    LOL!

  28. George Lucas NAACP Image Awards
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    Love it.

  29. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
    Skye
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    Lol she must have hit up mj’s surgeon

  30. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
    bobby
    Commented on this photo:

    im part chinese and part michael jackson…..jesus hide your deep fried children and pets

  31. Mel Gibso Gerard Butler
    Kim Kardashian's soul
    Commented on this photo:

    “So you can actually give a guy a blowjob and insert two fingers in his ass?”

  32. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
    Professor Chaos
    Commented on this photo:

    Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your coke!

  33. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
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    I know… Actually,I didn’t know.

  34. Rose McGowan Bleach Blonde Hair
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    someone will come along and claim that a car accident can cause duck lips

  35. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
    AWOL
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    Herr-ro Rittle Kim

  36. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    I thought the Jackson’s only had 5 members?

  37. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland
    Schmidtler
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    Chloe Moretz was great in ‘Kick Ass’, and as the goofy cabletown ceo’s grand daughter on 30 rock. I bet irl she’s stabbed & killed a few hobos.

  38. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
    You love me
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    J Wow is looking more freaky by the minute. Circus act.

  39. Rob

    I thought it was just another ugly asian. We’ve got a lot of those here in CA.

  40. Jo Jordan Henrique Resende Lisa Murphy Fashion Show ISPCC
    lori
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    Why don’t you let people know who’s being pictured? So lazy to just title everything “The Crap We Missed.” Trashy too.

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