Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which, as you can see, continues this week’s theme of What’s Wrong With Your Face?! (If you have no idea what that means, click here, clear the next 70 minutes of your day, thank me later.) And if you have no idea who that is above, it’s actually Lil Kim and not a member of the Jackson family who I’m sorry to inform is not looking at proof that Michael‘s still alive so you can stop alerting schools now. Or not because, after another look, I honestly don’t feel comfortable calling this one. Better safe than sorry, amirite?
Hee hoo!
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Cut Roman some slack, he thought fourteen was the age of consent for anal. Anybody could make that mistake, I know I have.
I’m reading this as the actual matt lauer saying it. Sounds about right.
JFK White House = Camelot
Clinton White House = Cankle-ot
Now I cant get that image out of my head. Thanks Mos!
Good Lord, BC, you were on a roll this week !
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
This makes my asian midget desires go wild
When did she become Kimora Lee?
Since, like Michael Jackson, she didn’t want to be black anymore.
My thoughts exactly, it looks like the same works done on MJ
Thank God somebody got it.
Kim Kardashian really needs to lay off of the plastic surgery, she’s starting to look a bit fake.
Seriously was thinking this was some Gangnam groupie or K-pop star o_0
sweet
ha!
HA good one!
*dies*
She used to be so pretty and she did THAT to herself… Sad…
shit never gets old HA!
A+
ahahaa!
wow with scary plastic surgery she looks like kim kardashian.
LMAO
MONEY
Aw fuck off, she’s awesome.
WHO the hell is that?!?!?!?
i think she is the newest girlfriend to some guy named Randel
What’s in a name? That which we call a Rose.
but lena dunham’s body is symbolic of, uh, something.
mainly it reminds me that nudity by chicks who aren’t hot in what is basically just ‘friends’ with undergrad media studies pretensions neither turns me on nor makes me think about anything.
also, mos, yes, I have, but it was for an undergrad media studies course so it was partially ironic.
LOL!
Love it.
Lol she must have hit up mj’s surgeon
im part chinese and part michael jackson…..jesus hide your deep fried children and pets
“So you can actually give a guy a blowjob and insert two fingers in his ass?”
Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your coke!
I know… Actually,I didn’t know.
someone will come along and claim that a car accident can cause duck lips
Herr-ro Rittle Kim
I thought the Jackson’s only had 5 members?
Chloe Moretz was great in ‘Kick Ass’, and as the goofy cabletown ceo’s grand daughter on 30 rock. I bet irl she’s stabbed & killed a few hobos.
J Wow is looking more freaky by the minute. Circus act.
I thought it was just another ugly asian. We’ve got a lot of those here in CA.
Why don’t you let people know who’s being pictured? So lazy to just title everything “The Crap We Missed.” Trashy too.