The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.36

November 2nd, 2013 // 27 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you with only seven shopping weeks left until Christmas, so more and more of you are probably standing in a mall right now convincing yourself prison can’t be worse than this. (It’s not, do God’s work, and yes, I’m specifically implying you burn down PacSun.) Fortunately, I shun society and all it’s Auntie Anne’s pretzel goods, so here’s a smattering of comments for those of you who’ve heard of Amazon and/or have also taken to pissing in jars because I honestly don’t why I didn’t do this sooner. They really capture the light.

- The Superficial

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  1. Vin Diesel Jason Statham Sharing Glass Of Wine Fast & Furious 7 Still Facebook
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    Nice.

  2. January Jones Son Xander Captain America Shirt
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    Love it.

  3. Michelle Obama Elmo
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    LOL!

  4. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Bow Wow Beverly Hills Presents The Big Bark Theory Halloween Event The Amanda Foundation
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    First one to make me laugh out loud, well played!

  5. Shimon Peres Groping Paula Abdul
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    Ha!

  6. Tobey Maguire Derpface Sruffy Facial Hair
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    Ha sweet – very sweet!

  7. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kris Jenner Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    & MOOOO!

  8. Michelle Obama Elmo
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    LOL indeed!

  9. Michelle Obama Elmo
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    Brilliant!

  10. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
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    Flavor Flav ?

  11. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    snickaz
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    How did no one notice the angel on his shirt is a penis with wings?!

  12. Shimon Peres Groping Paula Abdul
    MarketingMike
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    Summer of 1990…

  13. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    Rianon
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    Apparently Michael Jackson is contagious.

  14. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
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    Funny because it’s true.

  15. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage Wonder Woman Costume Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party
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    I dunno, Will Ferrell seems to like it.

  16. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume In Bathtub Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    This photo is all kinds of awesome.

  17. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
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    Nice work maggiore!

  18. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    Vol_Girl
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    Not sure if actually Corey Feldman, Charlie Sheen, or Skrillex. This is why we can’t have nice things.

  19. Vin Diesel Jason Statham Sharing Glass Of Wine Fast & Furious 7 Still Facebook
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    “Nics”???!!!! This is at least 3 “Bazinga”s!!!!!

  20. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    RocketInMyPocket
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    So, “Corey’s Angels” on his t-shirt. I think we have confirmation that he is Madame Feldman. Those weren’t hookers he was hiring, he’s their pimp.

  21. Ed O'Neill Ross Matthews Modern Family Fan Appreciation Day
    ana_banana
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    brilliant

  22. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    TheCynic
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    I think we found Blanket’s real father.

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kris Jenner Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
    oldfool
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    “Nevermore”

  24. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume In Bathtub Twitter
    D-chi
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    Yasssss

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