The Most Important People On The Internet:
Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you with only seven shopping weeks left until Christmas, so more and more of you are probably standing in a mall right now convincing yourself prison can’t be worse than this. (It’s not, do God’s work, and yes, I’m specifically implying you burn down PacSun.) Fortunately, I shun society and all it’s Auntie Anne’s pretzel goods, so here’s a smattering of comments for those of you who’ve heard of Amazon and/or have also taken to pissing in jars because I honestly don’t why I didn’t do this sooner. They really capture the light.
– The Superficial