The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.33

August 11th, 2012 // 70 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, where we take the past week’s celebrity schadenfreude and make it have sex with your comments like the two of them are the last pandas on earth. Sometimes there’s some tears, a couple of gunshots, but in the end it all becomes a beautiful love song.

When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that’s amore…

- The Superficial

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  1. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Cock Dr
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    The care & craftwork of this comment is appreciated.

  2. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    hatersgonhate
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Brad Pitt Stunt Double The Counselor Set
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a nice scheme, but it would never work.
    Eventually Ms Jolie would notice that “Brad” had a much bigger dick.

  4. Marc Anthony
    DeucePickle
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    Sir, one more outburst from you and i will strangle you with my microphone wire.

  5. Hayden Panettiere Huge Microphone
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    Love it!

  6. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
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    That’s beautiful.

  7. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
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    This may be the greatest thing I have ever read on this site.

  8. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    logan
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    So lovely it should be put to music.

  9. Jimmy Fallon Mick Jagger Olympics
    logan
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    The only human who can almost stick his tongue in his own ear.

  10. Elizabeth Gillies Cleavage
    Bionic_Crouton
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    This one had me laughing for a while.!

  11. Johnny Depp
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Alright! My comment made it! now I can finish watching the Olympics.

  12. Hayden Panettiere Huge Microphone
    Carla
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    HA!

  13. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Carla
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    Gilberator, that’s fucking Pulitzer Prize-winning shit right there!

  14. John Travolta Bradley Cooper
    Carla
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    Sweet !

  15. Dolph Lundgren The Expendables 2 Photocall
    ali
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    He looks surprisingly good, he won that battle over Stallone.

  16. Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    BenDoverman
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    He’s bringing sexy back…from the dead!

  17. Janice Dickinson Skinny Legs Ice Cream Cone
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    I don’t understand how she cannot know how disgusting she looks.

  18. Phoebe Price Cleavage Hat Sunglasses
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    Nostrils! Nostrils everywhere!

  19. Janice Dickinson Skinny Legs Ice Cream Cone
    BenDoverman
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    Finally an ice cream cone I’m not envious of.

  20. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Jon and Kate Plus Hate
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    Damn, that’s funny !!!

  21. Jennifer Garner
    FuManchu
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    Don’t get it…

  22. Jennifer Garner
    Fishballs
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    This chick must give phenomenal head with that huge maw.

  23. Gianluca Vacchi Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    Beaver Underground
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    The look on Richard Dreyfuss’ face when the paparazzi discovered his alternative lifestyle… PRICELESS.

  24. Johnny Depp
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    how much does it pay to hold up drunken celebs I wonder? One of the “gravitational support staff” should just stick there foot out “accidentally” and sell the pics to the paps.

  25. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
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    Jack and Jill went up the hill , jack went first and missed a great view of Jill’s ass.

  26. John Travolta Bradley Cooper
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    if you’re going to give a good hand job get a good manicure first. look no dry cuticles.

  27. Dolph Lundgren The Expendables 2 Photocall
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    he has this look that says “damn, stallones muscles are still grossing me the fuck out.” he’s like every heterosexual woman in america.

  28. Dolph Lundgren The Expendables 2 Photocall
    BSname
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    His suit fits him poorly.
    I see this all the time when giving job interviews.
    The guy puts on a suit that he hasn’t worn in a long time and tries to act as if he wears it daily.

  29. Jennifer Garner
    mark
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    Great headline. Not.

  30. Johnny Depp
    squishy
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    Really….yawn….

  31. Jimmy Fallon Mick Jagger Olympics
    squishy
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    Huh….

  32. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Gold. Congratulations, and please let us know about your book tour.

  33. Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, God… LOL!

  34. Jordan Carver Cleavage Bikini Johnny Depp Impersonator
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Eww… all around.

  35. Elizabeth Gillies Cleavage
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, this is pretty funny.

  36. Johnny Depp
    IHEARTTITS
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    Y’ever notice how much British Diver Tom Daley resembles a young Johnny Depp?

  37. Jordan Carver Cleavage Bikini Johnny Depp Impersonator
    suck it
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    mind blown…

  38. Jennifer Garner
    April
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    Picture is easy to make fun of but I am thrilled to see a beautiful woman that doesn’t use botox or lipo.

  39. Jennifer Garner
    Stu
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    Hahaha.. How do you NOT get that?!?!

    • CranAppleSnapple

      They obviously don’t worship the Dinklage like many of us do. How can someone not know the Dinklage?

  40. baja

    ……..BIG BREAST ALLERT,folks!!

  41. Jimmy Fallon Mick Jagger Olympics
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    haha best comment ive read in a long time once i figured it out

  42. Gianluca Vacchi Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    jimmy chitwood
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    he’s the most interesting man in the world.

  43. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Jane
    Commented on this photo:

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t usually comment but I just had too! OMG, AMAZING STUFF!!!!

  44. Janice Dickinson Skinny Legs Ice Cream Cone
    Urbanspaceman
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    America’s real first supermodel, (Suzy Parker) would have never allowed herself to be photographed in the unflattering poses that Janice D is frequently seen in.

  45. Jennifer Garner
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    WHAT? You saw Elektra 47 times?

  46. Gianluca Vacchi Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    Carolyn
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is that?

  47. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Yeezy's Son
    Commented on this photo:

    FANTASTIC!!! One of the best comments ever on The Superficial

  48. Jennifer Garner
    suckmyladydick
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    How sad to waste a mouth cave like that on Ben Affleck’s tiny little bitch weiner.

    • Mike Hockhurtz

      Dang! She definitely has a Puf “N’ Stuf mouth. You could put three of them (normal sized ones, not Affleck ones) in there!

  49. Gianluca Vacchi Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    jedi bro
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    You sly sonovabitch!

  50. Jimmy Fallon Mick Jagger Olympics
    flwd
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    i can’t stop laughing!

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