Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, where we take the past week’s celebrity schadenfreude and make it have sex with your comments like the two of them are the last pandas on earth. Sometimes there’s some tears, a couple of gunshots, but in the end it all becomes a beautiful love song.
When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that’s amore…
- The Superficial
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| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
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I whole heatedly Agree, Great Work
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s a nice scheme, but it would never work.
Eventually Ms Jolie would notice that “Brad” had a much bigger dick.
Sir, one more outburst from you and i will strangle you with my microphone wire.
Love it!
That’s beautiful.
This may be the greatest thing I have ever read on this site.
So lovely it should be put to music.
The only human who can almost stick his tongue in his own ear.
This one had me laughing for a while.!
NOT!
Alright! My comment made it! now I can finish watching the Olympics.
HA!
Gilberator, that’s fucking Pulitzer Prize-winning shit right there!
Sweet !
He looks surprisingly good, he won that battle over Stallone.
He’s bringing sexy back…from the dead!
I don’t understand how she cannot know how disgusting she looks.
Nostrils! Nostrils everywhere!
hehehehe
Cannot unsee
Finally an ice cream cone I’m not envious of.
Damn, that’s funny !!!
Don’t get it…
Yep, there with you man….not a clue.
This chick must give phenomenal head with that huge maw.
unless your weeenys small and you feel like a guppy in her mouth.
The look on Richard Dreyfuss’ face when the paparazzi discovered his alternative lifestyle… PRICELESS.
how much does it pay to hold up drunken celebs I wonder? One of the “gravitational support staff” should just stick there foot out “accidentally” and sell the pics to the paps.
Jack and Jill went up the hill , jack went first and missed a great view of Jill’s ass.
if you’re going to give a good hand job get a good manicure first. look no dry cuticles.
+1. I thought the original comment couldn’t be topped…I stand corrected. :D
he has this look that says “damn, stallones muscles are still grossing me the fuck out.” he’s like every heterosexual woman in america.
His suit fits him poorly.
I see this all the time when giving job interviews.
The guy puts on a suit that he hasn’t worn in a long time and tries to act as if he wears it daily.
Great headline. Not.
Really….yawn….
Huh….
Gold. Congratulations, and please let us know about your book tour.
Oh, God… LOL!
Eww… all around.
Yeah, this is pretty funny.
Y’ever notice how much British Diver Tom Daley resembles a young Johnny Depp?
mind blown…
Picture is easy to make fun of but I am thrilled to see a beautiful woman that doesn’t use botox or lipo.
Hahaha.. How do you NOT get that?!?!
They obviously don’t worship the Dinklage like many of us do. How can someone not know the Dinklage?
……..BIG BREAST ALLERT,folks!!
haha best comment ive read in a long time once i figured it out
he’s the most interesting man in the world.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t usually comment but I just had too! OMG, AMAZING STUFF!!!!
America’s real first supermodel, (Suzy Parker) would have never allowed herself to be photographed in the unflattering poses that Janice D is frequently seen in.
WHAT? You saw Elektra 47 times?
Who is that?
FANTASTIC!!! One of the best comments ever on The Superficial
How sad to waste a mouth cave like that on Ben Affleck’s tiny little bitch weiner.
Dang! She definitely has a Puf “N’ Stuf mouth. You could put three of them (normal sized ones, not Affleck ones) in there!
You sly sonovabitch!
i can’t stop laughing!