The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.27

August 24th, 2013 // 46 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly wrap-up of all the horrible shit you people write in the comments. Which is coming at you a little late today, but let’s not pretend any of us have exciting weekend plans so it’s not like we were doing anything anyway. Case in point: You’re either reading (or in my case, writing) this site which automatically makes you a giant penis to be around. Embrace it.

Vaya con dickos,

- The Superficial

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  1. Justin Bieber Holding Black Child Kissing Young Girl Greeting Fans Fort Lauderdale Airport
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    I missed this one during the week. Awesome.

  2. David Spade
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    Genius.

  3. Shaquille ONeal Choking A Guy Pool Party At Azure At The Palazzo Resort and Casino
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    This or McFeely’s David Spade for best of the week.

  4. Dad Wearing Spandex Unitard To Chaperone Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
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    Thanks for not showing the front of this outfit, Fish.

  5. Julianne Moore Cleavage Pale Skin Maps To The Stars Set
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    What is up with that leg of hers?

  6. Jonah Hill
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    haha, nice Jim.

  7. Shaquille ONeal Choking A Guy Pool Party At Azure At The Palazzo Resort and Casino
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    Brilliant!

  8. Shaquille ONeal Choking A Guy Pool Party At Azure At The Palazzo Resort and Casino
    Rianon
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    This one wins hands down.

  9. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    Meg Griffin found her wingman.

  10. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
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    I feel dumb for not getting this one

  11. Shaquille ONeal Choking A Guy Pool Party At Azure At The Palazzo Resort and Casino
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That was hilarious.

  12. Justin Bieber Holding Black Child Kissing Young Girl Greeting Fans Fort Lauderdale Airport
    Odbarc
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    Remember when that chick said it was Justin who got her pregnant?

  13. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
    Prince John: You mean you changed it TO “Latrine”?
    Latrine: Yeah. Used to be “Shithouse.”

  14. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
    maruli
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    IT USED TO BE SHITHOUSE

  15. Justin Bieber Holding Black Child Kissing Young Girl Greeting Fans Fort Lauderdale Airport
    Limeseeds
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    It just slid out of my ass.

  16. Shaquille ONeal Choking A Guy Pool Party At Azure At The Palazzo Resort and Casino
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    I just choked on my dinner laughing. Kudos!

  17. Bill Clinton 65th Annual Artist Vs Writers Charity Softball Game
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    the rapist and chief.

  18. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
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    cracking up

  19. Jonah Hill
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    I loved this one.

  20. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
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    Sight gags are awesome.

  21. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
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    Ha ha… nice one!

  22. Shaquille ONeal Choking A Guy Pool Party At Azure At The Palazzo Resort and Casino
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    There’s a reason this one’s here.

  23. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
    Karl Urban
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    So he went fat jew to fit jew to fat jew in one year. Can’t be healthy.

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage See Through Shirt Terry Richardson
    mike
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    The only time I’ve seen a Terry Richardson shoot where I *didn’t* keep clicking through hoping for tits.

  25. Nicki Minaj
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    A+

  26. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    Ha!

  27. Cock Dr

    Wow…such hostility from the blogger.
    Guess this isn’t the place to come to for some internet chuckles this weekend.

  28. Bill Clinton 65th Annual Artist Vs Writers Charity Softball Game
    Cock Dr
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    IMO constant media attention, Hillary and open heart surgeries have finally broken Wild Bubba Bill to the marital saddle.
    He may be thinking that shit but his playin’ days are over.

  29. Shaquille ONeal Choking A Guy Pool Party At Azure At The Palazzo Resort and Casino
    Cock Dr
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    Three cheers for Minky Wall who brought us this precious gem.

  30. Chris Brown
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    Thanks for getting succinctly to the point. Where could we find such a person,indeed?

  31. Justin Bieber Holding Black Child Kissing Young Girl Greeting Fans Fort Lauderdale Airport
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    kanye, sweetheart, where did you put baby north?
    its not in its crib.

  32. Bill Clinton 65th Annual Artist Vs Writers Charity Softball Game
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    Well played, JimJam. Well played.

  33. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    Ahaha. Perfect.

  34. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
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    His face is very much a different colour from his arm.

  35. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
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    Nice!

  36. Gaby Hoffmann Brown Teeth Afternoon Delight Premiere
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    Such a great fucking movie, despite how awful Richard Lewis truly is.

  37. Peter Dinklage Hula Hoop
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    And that’s exactly what I am going to use it for from now on.

  38. Olivia Munn Dislocating Shoulder Falling Off Swing
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    I wish I didn’t understand that, McFeels, and yet I do and am clapping your wit with delight. I’m so torn. :)

  39. Jonah Hill
    Critical Cretin
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    It’s like you read an actual transcript!

  40. Jonah Hill Sticking Out Tongue Anchor Shirt
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    Those are some sweet looking baboon tits.

  41. Andressa Urach
    jimberjam
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    Yes.

  42. Dad Wearing Spandex Unitard To Chaperone Daughter To Taylor Swift Concert
    some black dude
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    what. the. fuck. is wrong with the world?

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