Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by way more of Tanning Mom‘s gooch than any man, woman or child should ever encounter. If there’s a way to deliver a baby via a woman’s chest, I hope that’s how her daughter entered this world or may God have mercy on her soul. Anyway, that’s all I really wanted to talk about. Tan Mom’s hooch.
Don’t feed it after midnight,
- The Superficial