The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.26

August 17th, 2013 // 54 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by way more of Tanning Mom‘s gooch than any man, woman or child should ever encounter. If there’s a way to deliver a baby via a woman’s chest, I hope that’s how her daughter entered this world or may God have mercy on her soul. Anyway, that’s all I really wanted to talk about. Tan Mom’s hooch.

Don’t feed it after midnight,

- The Superficial

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  1. Gwyneth Paltrow Book Signing East Hampton Library Authors Night
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    Nice one.

  2. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    Perfect.

  3. Tan Mom Music Video
    Allion
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    Who is that and what is that?

  4. Jenelle Evans Smiling Mugshot Failed Drug Test
    Cock Dr
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    That seems the logical choice for her.
    No risk of another pregnancy and she’ll be able to pay her lawyer.

  5. Tan Mom Music Video
    des davy
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    i’m speechless,. the one on the left needs to fix her dentures and the one on the right is a young Barry Mannilow

  6. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
    Cock Dr
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    For all the chatter I’ve yet to actually see this site (or any other) offer up a photo of the entity that apparently directs and controls Mr Weiner’s life.

    • Trek Girl

      The uncensored photos were on The Dirty, and I think Dlisted had an ‘after the jump’ section for them or a link.

  7. Jennifer Aniston Guy Holding Umbrella Over Her Head Were The Millers Premiere London
    Batu Khan
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    This wasn’t a comment. This was poetry.

  8. Paris Hilton Foam Party
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    HAHA Fucking priceless!

  9. Jennifer Aniston Guy Holding Umbrella Over Her Head Were The Millers Premiere London
    mike
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    I feel bad for getting the leadoff comment.

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow Book Signing East Hampton Library Authors Night
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    It’s only good, WHEN I SAY IT’S GOOD.

  11. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair
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    Please tell me its not wearing earrings. Please.

  12. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair
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    I would buy that Wheaties box. I would have to.

  13. Reetard

    Sometimes when you’re looking at a train wreck, you can’t look away fast enough.

  14. summit

    This was the best week in awhile. Pats on the back all around, guys.

  15. Tan Mom Music Video
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    He looks more feminine than her.

  16. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair
    Mama Pinkus
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    I am so old I remember when Bruce Jenner was a hunk.

  17. Paris Hilton Foam Party
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    HAHAHAHAHA

  18. Guardians Of The Galaxy Rocket Racoon Bootleg Trailer
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    I think this is my favourite one of all time.

  19. Tan Mom Music Video
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    It waxes. Which probably means someone had to wax it. Which means that person is now Stevie Wonder.

  20. Gwyneth Paltrow Book Signing East Hampton Library Authors Night
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    I can’t believe people cued up for a cookbook by someone who gets her meals delivered.

  21. Jennifer Aniston Guy Holding Umbrella Over Her Head Were The Millers Premiere London
    Christina
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    matter of fact: he earns more than you do…

  22. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair
    gigi
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    oh daaaaamn… Marnie came back! Lafayette & Eric will need to join forces again

  23. Justin Bieber Naked In Front Of Grandmother
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    Indeed.

  24. Lady GaGa
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    ahahaa!!

  25. Keanu Reeves Eyes Closed Knit Hat
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    ha!

  26. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tinted Glasses Gunshot Straight Premiere
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    Exactly, WTF? She was so hot back in the day, aging is a bitch.

  27. Justin Bieber Giving Money To Homeless Lady Instagram
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    So, who is taking the picture? I understand that modern icons of popular culture are nothing more than marketing plan monstrosities and believe (not incorrectly) that their audience are total morons, but does integrity or authenticity even matter to a modern (under 25) audience? Or are they happy to be spoon-fed a created reality that asks little of them other than to not think about any of it?

    Also, Bieber sucks dongs! San Dimas High School Football Rules!!!!

  28. Tan Mom Music Video
    ImOffMeMeds!
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    Just wait ’til the grammys come around assholes. Tan Mom is the new Selena Gomez, and she’ll put all you haters in your places.

  29. The Illuminati Did It

    When Fish publishes “The Most Important People of The Internet”, is it another title for “The Shittiest Comments This Week”?

  30. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tinted Glasses Gunshot Straight Premiere
    The Illuminati Did It
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    Ah, considering the fact that she’s forty-six, she looks pretty good to me.

  31. Tan Mom Music Video
    anonymous
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    Why is she called “Tan Mom”? She looks like that guy’s grandmother and that guy is in his late 20′s.

  32. Tobey Maguire Derpface Sruffy Facial Hair
    Beer Baron
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    My comment was funnier.

  33. Tan Mom Music Video
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    Jesus fuck … how did I miss the original post of this? And how can I miss it now?

  34. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair
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    Too true to not laugh.

  35. Lady GaGa
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    At least a violent muppet would be interesting.

  36. Keanu Reeves Eyes Closed Knit Hat
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    I laughed, but the text on this one totally fucked with my browser.

  37. Justin Bieber Giving Money To Homeless Lady Instagram
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    What’s worse is how many of the panhandlers who do this actually don’t need money at all. So there is a good chance his fake ‘good deed’ isn’t even that good anyway.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPEkH6lg24g

  38. Guardians Of The Galaxy Rocket Racoon Bootleg Trailer
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    Did they find him in Amanda Seyfried’s basement?

  39. Angelina Jolie Implants
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    Love this one, as gross as it is.

  40. Zachery Ty Bryan Fat Face Weight Gain Dark Tourist Premiere
    Kat
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    I will never un-see this.

  41. Tan Mom Music Video
    Pepper's Pot
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    she’s 45 years old. 45. years. old.

  42. Shaquille ONeal Towering Over Kevin Hart 13th Annual Harold And Carole Pump Foundation Gala
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    A mouth is a mouth.

  43. Tan Mom Music Video
    Moe
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    needs to change that major to gnarly bitch… got DAMN

  44. Gwyneth Paltrow Book Signing East Hampton Library Authors Night
    NotGonnaEatThat
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    Ya know how the Big Mac looks in the ad, but yours looks like ass?

  45. Ariel Winter Too Young For Ashton Shirt Yoga Pants
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    Her thighs say “Too large for Ashton”.

  46. Liev Schreiber Eating Ice Cream With Sons
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    He always vaguely reminds me of that ferret guy on Grimm, but in real life.

  47. Jennifer Aniston Guy Holding Umbrella Over Her Head Were The Millers Premiere London
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    Still, great legs. Hers are pretty nice too.

  48. Val Kilmer
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    Great to see Brad and Jen are back together…oh wait…

  49. Lady GaGa
    some black dude
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    hahah! This McFeely guy is gold. you can’t go wrong with a Chris Brown domestic violence joke.

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