The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.23

July 20th, 2013 // 53 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly wrap-up of all the horrible shit you say in the comments. This week we’ve got Breaking Bad jokes, political jokes, Frankie Muniz jokes and topical plane crash humor. It’s mmm – *kisses fingertips* – delicioso. On that note, if I haven’t said this before, wherever the hell caley came from he/she has easily joined the ranks of Bionic_Crouton, Gilberator, ThisWillHurt, Little Richard, dontkillthemessenger and McFeely Smackup. Feel free to put that on your resume and/or use it to lure the gender of your choice into intercourse with an alarming success rate.

As Uncle Ben once said to Peter Parker, “Great power comes a lot,” (Nailed it.),

- The Superficial

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  1. Lena Dunham Eating Salad Girls Set
    Cock Dr
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    Without sarcasm I declare this MIP to be the Best Bunch Ever.
    Funny stuff.

  2. Lena Dunham Eating Salad Girls Set
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    This is one of my favorite captions ever.

  3. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    LOL! Perfect.

  4. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Huge Fake Tits Doug Hutchison Passion And Pleasure Program
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    That one was so brilliant. So succinct.

  5. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    tom
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    Does he exercise his brain as much as he exercise his body?

  6. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    Bill Cosby in the back like “I’ll bippity boppity boop a bitch who messes with the Biebs”.

  7. Jonah Hill
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    In his satchel are a bunch of names scrawled on post-its, ready to be dropped at any time, any place.

  8. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    Seriously want this to be the case! And fuck yeah LOL!

  9. Nicolas Cage Arm Around Invisible Person The Frozen Ground Premiere
    Little Tongue
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    Yup. And apparently, she’s gained a few pounds.

  10. Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    A+

  11. Matthew McConaughey Scarlett Johansson Dolce & Gabbana Commercial Set
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    Ha!

  12. Frankie Muniz Faux Hawk Bryan Cranston Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    ahaha!

  13. Jonah Hill
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    HA fucking awesome!

  14. Jennifer Aniston
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    *dies* !!!

  15. Lena Dunham Eating Salad Girls Set
    Jennyjenjen
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    Holy Jesus. So funny.

  16. Bryan Cranston O Face Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Win!!!

  17. Pauly Shore
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    Oh, yes, I see the potential.

  18. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    Awesome. The low-res photo just adds to the joke. Well done.

  19. Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    +1. This joke captures her perfectly.

  20. Armie Hammer Towering Over Johnny Depp Belt Scarves The Lone Ranger Photocall
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    Haha. God, he tries so hard to look like he isn’t trying.

  21. Katherine Webb Cleavage ESPY Awards
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    This was a hard one to get a joke out of. Well played.

  22. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
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    +1.

  23. Lena Dunham Eating Salad Girls Set
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    Love it.

  24. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    Mos
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    She sure does like hanging around with a bunch of guys. So much for being a lesbian!

  25. Aaron Paul Drunk Grabbing Photographers Camera
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    Hardcore body, here u go!!!!

  26. Frankie Muniz Faux Hawk Bryan Cranston Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    allie
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    oh gawd. the caption is dead on!

  27. George H.W. Bush
    allie
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    bahahahahahahahahaha!
    thank you.

  28. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    he is contracting his abs so hard that he ends up looking like he is taking an impressive shit.

  29. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    Dick Dangles
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    Boat load of douche…….
    Sharks retching violently undersea near by……..

  30. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Huge Fake Tits Doug Hutchison Passion And Pleasure Program
    Dick Dangles
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    Neither do those basketballs…..

  31. Snoop Lion Director David Soren Group Of Black Children Turbo Special Screening
    Dick Dangles
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    Hey, I just let them smoke weed, I don’t fuck ‘em like Michael !

  32. George H.W. Bush
    Dick Dangles
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    I pooped !

  33. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    Odbarc
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    Beiber heard of something so gay that it can only be done in international waters.

  34. taylor swifts tampon string

    The modern day “Sausagefest.”

  35. Armie Hammer Towering Over Johnny Depp Belt Scarves The Lone Ranger Photocall
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    no shit, he is making that tall goony dude actually look cool

  36. Jonah Hill
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    Chaz Bono looks really happy in this pic. Good for her.

  37. Lena Dunham Eating Salad Girls Set
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    Fantastic

  38. Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    . Rejected sex star.

  39. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Julie Scardina Huge Black Bird The Today Show
    KC
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    Winner

  40. Snoop Lion Director David Soren Group Of Black Children Turbo Special Screening
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    Bwhahaha… I love this comment! I didn’t even take a close look at this picture until now. There’s a lot going on. Some kids are looking to the right, some are looking straight ahead, and then there’s that one chick in the front looking to the left.

  41. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    Mr. Honest
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    Douches ahoy!

  42. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    watertiger
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    All hands on the poopdeck.

  43. Frankie Muniz Faux Hawk Bryan Cranston Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    asdasda
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    LOL. didnt even read the caption. just LOL.

  44. Matthew McConaughey Scarlett Johansson Dolce & Gabbana Commercial Set
    Critical Cretin
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    Well alright alright!

  45. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    anonym
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    That’s a sausage orgy for sure.

  46. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    anonym
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    getting ready for a circle jerk.

  47. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    Ms Gomez
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    Looks more like a random photo from an Amateur Gay Porn website.

  48. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Huge Fake Tits Doug Hutchison Passion And Pleasure Program
    Crissy
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    Wait is she still insisting on those being rill?

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