The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.20

June 15th, 2013 // 41 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I’m especially proud of for not only including a Joe Don Baker reference, but also George Peppard which young people won’t get, so shove that in your sexual primes full of technological wonders. *takes sip from cup* Mmm, damn good Metamucil.

Get off my lawn,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Kanye West Cheated With Canadian Model Leyla Ghobadi
    dasd
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    Lol he never smiles like that with Kim COWDASHIAN

  2. Kanye West Cheated With Canadian Model Leyla Ghobadi
    Quasi
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    “I did not have sexual relations with that woman!”… .sound familiar? Just check out all that DNA he left on her shirt and hair!!

  3. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
    Cock Dr
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    The lighthearted cruelty of this comment is impressive.

  4. Kris Jenner Joe Francis Scott Disick Birthday Party
    Cock Dr
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    The three most hideous people at that party are right there in the photo frame.

  5. Michael Fassbender Canadian Grand Prix
    Cock Dr
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    I appreciate outlandish exaggeration as much as anyone but that’s just silly.

  6. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
    Cock Dr
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    It’s awful that I immediately recognize that woman’s name and know exactly what’s she’s “famous” for. Ewww.

  7. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
    Cock Dr
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    When it comes to shopping there’s no accounting for tastes.

  8. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
    Hannibal Smith
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    I love it when a plan comes together.

  9. Even this camel with a weave is an upgrade from the bloated MOOOO.

  10. Kanye West Cheated With Canadian Model Leyla Ghobadi
    Jenn
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    She looks a little Winehousian, I suppose this is a refreshing change from Kartrashcanian. She’s popped Yeezus’ Anti-Khrist out I hear. The end is nigh.

  11. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
    Jenn
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    I’m impressed too. And I want potato chips

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
    Jenn
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    I LMFAO so hard because I read this in his voice. God, that’s awful. Quvit the pahn, I love it.

  13. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    Ha sweet!

  14. Kanye West Cheated With Canadian Model Leyla Ghobadi
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    He only seems to smile and look happy around other men. Here he looks like a puppy that’s resigned itself to more abuse.

  15. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
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    That was great.

  16. Michael Fassbender
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    LOL!

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
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    This is the most amazing thing I’ve read since McFeely’s summary of her porn tape.

  18. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    haha

  19. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
    Adam
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    Where did he find a picture of young Michael Jackson and old Michael Jackson together?

  20. Kanye West Cheated With Canadian Model Leyla Ghobadi
    No
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    Happy ‘Fathers’ Day, dumbass

  21. Kanye West Cheated With Canadian Model Leyla Ghobadi
    peyteygaya
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    Shrimp.

  22. Michael Fassbender Canadian Grand Prix
    AWOL
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    If you think that’s impressive, you should see him double clutch.

  23. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    ahaha, that’s awesome : )

  24. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    Great expression on Heidi Klum.

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger Financial Education Summit Perth
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    ThisWillHurt hands down knows how to write like Arnold talks. Genius!

  26. kery

    that girl is ugly!!

  27. Nitiri

    kanye and kim are douchebags he is a homo she lets him f*ck her a** . These are the two master experts at self promotion throwing a hail Mary pass at staying socially relevant. Neither of them contributes anything meaningful to pop culture .
    It is pure trash seeing this pissykardasian garbage continue to get any publicity.

  28. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
    ThisWillHurt
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    The “Yesssss” sold it.

  29. Ashton Kutcher
    ThisWillHurt
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    Wow, even Tom Cruise’s daughter wants this prick dead.

  30. Kanye West Cheated With Canadian Model Leyla Ghobadi
    Jim
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    What is this fucking face he makes in every photo?

    I’m calling it sensual Adonis.

  31. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    HA!

  32. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    At least he’s wearing shoes (strange blue soles) and not a friggin’ baseball hat.
    Pays for ho’s but doesn’t flaunt them in public.

    “Suck these black nutz and get the fuggout of here !”

  33. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
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    That’s not Sharon Strezlecki? Coulda sworn.

  34. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    biz
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    autistic kid who sold tumblr for $1 billion $$

  35. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
    allie
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    sad face.

  36. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
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    LOL

  37. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
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    would have been more funny if he said Ving Rhames. the black dude looks more like him. but nice one though

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