The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.16

May 18th, 2013 // 48 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of all the horrible shit you crazy kids say in the comments. Granted nothing can and probably never will compare to last week’s epic review of Farrah Abraham‘s porno by McFeely Smackup, we’ve actually got one of the best collections we’ve had in a while. Then again, that could just be my natural bias to anything involving Christopher Lambert who has no rival. No man can be his equal.

Take me to the future of your dick jooooooookes!

- The Superficial

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  1. Serena Williams Winning Mutua Madrid Open Holding Dog And Trophy
    Cock Dr
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    That is such an intense photo. So much to take in…so to speak.

  2. Will Smith Jaden Ellen
    Cock Dr
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    So grateful that everyone here is garbed.

  3. Cock Dr
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    Roman pigeons later entered into a class action lawsuit against the Catholic church, which led to an undisclosed monetary settlement and a guarantee of morning breadcrumbs down in the square for all eternity.

  4. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko
    Cock Dr
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    Simple jokes are often the very best.

  5. Christopher Lambert
    Cock Dr
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    Made me laugh.

  6. Paul Giamatti The Rhino Andrew Garfield Full Spidey Suit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
    Whip
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    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL YOU FIX THE GODDAMN CAPTIONS??? It’s only been 6mos, so no rush or anything.

  7. Prince Charles
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    had to click back to say wow. And i think heave is supposed to be the fun one so humor definitely not damning

  8. Prince Charles
    Kristin
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    STRAIGHT to Hell.

  9. Christina Aguilera
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    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaahahahahahaaha

  10. Paul Giamatti The Rhino Andrew Garfield Full Spidey Suit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    Nice Sideways reference there

  11. Kai Homeless Hatched Hero
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    LOL

  12. Taylor Swift Zeena LeVay Time Traveling Satanist
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    LOL!

  13. Sebastian Bach
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    Excellent.

  14. Taylor Swift Zeena LeVay Time Traveling Satanist
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    Yeah I love this one.

  15. Paul Giamatti The Rhino Andrew Garfield Full Spidey Suit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    That costume reminds me of this version of Spider-Man:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEvFnnJYpXE

  16. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
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    Prince Harry confuses my vagina.

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    That dove’s ass looks roughed up.

    Just sayin’.

  18. Kai Homeless Hatched Hero
    DeucePickle
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    Fantastic

  19. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Wladimir Klitschko
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    Probably the only actress alive whose choice in man I actually agree with.

  20. Hulk Hogan
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    Something tells me if he was actually saying that, he’d be smiling more.

  21. Paul Giamatti The Rhino Andrew Garfield Full Spidey Suit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    That one made me laugh, that movie was great.

  22. Taylor Swift Zeena LeVay Time Traveling Satanist
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    Awesome.

  23. Paul Giamatti The Rhino Andrew Garfield Full Spidey Suit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    Yo Whip-

    1. Relax
    2. Refresh your screen AFTER you click to the next photo. Pain in the ass yes, but it works.
    3. Enjoy.

  24. Prince Harry Chris Christie Touring Jersey Shore
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    This woulda been Harry Potters life had he killed that fat assed cousin of his.

  25. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
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    When Susan Boyle fucks Simon Rex, this is what you get.

  26. Taylor Swift Zeena LeVay Time Traveling Satanist
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    That IS Taylor Swift @ 40

  27. Sebastian Bach
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    “We are the youth gone…+1!”

  28. Paul Giamatti The Rhino Andrew Garfield Full Spidey Suit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    If Lt. John McClane had a Downs brother

  29. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
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    When Susan Boyle fucks Simon Rex… you get this tub of mess…that raps

  30. Prince Charles
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    HAHAHAHA

  31. Serena Williams Winning Mutua Madrid Open Holding Dog And Trophy
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    That dog is actually a full-grown Irish wolfhound.

  32. Serena Williams Winning Mutua Madrid Open Holding Dog And Trophy
    Kat
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    That Farrah Abraham comment from the first photo stayed on screen when I looked at this one, and it’s even funnier for this image.

  33. Serena Williams Winning Mutua Madrid Open Holding Dog And Trophy
    mark
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    Serena is sexy, just a crazy photo. Relax, retards.

  34. Taylor Swift Zeena LeVay Time Traveling Satanist
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    You’re the bees knees, Frank. :D

  35. Paul Giamatti The Rhino Andrew Garfield Full Spidey Suit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    “How many times do I have to return this to Farrah Abraham?”

    …this caption works pretty damn well.

  36. Paul Giamatti The Rhino Andrew Garfield Full Spidey Suit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
    Whip
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    Diggy

    1. No
    2. Or they could, you know, FIX IT. Pain in the ass, yes, but then it would work.
    3. Shut up.

  37. Commented on this photo:

    this is what a dove looks like right after it’s been removed from cock. To make it worse those statues are totally looking the other way.

  38. Maria Fowler
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    Hysterical

  39. Prince Charles
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    Correction:
    “They’re right, it *does* look like my daughter’s!”

  40. Hulk Hogan
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    Correction:
    “They’re right, it *does* look like my daughter’s!”

  41. Paul Giamatti The Rhino Andrew Garfield Full Spidey Suit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    Aww someone’s little puss puss hurts. :(

  42. Christina Aguilera
    OhPlease
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    How retarded that the only way you can be funny is to poke fun at someone’s weight? Be original.

  43. Will Smith Jaden Ellen
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    hahahhahahaha!

  44. Billy Baldwin
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    I think I may have laughed way to much at this.

  45. Christina Aguilera
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    she looks good to me. its that’s what fat woman look like than call me king chubby chaser

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