Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the letters J, H and 23-inch P. On that note, I spent way too much time debating whether the Axl Rose or Lara Flynn Boyle comment deserved the coveted final spot, so I’d like to blame Disney for diluting my love of a good Star Wars reference. They used to bring me such nerd-joy and laughter, but now it’s all about “Welcome to the Jungle” jokes. I don’t even recognize myself anymore.
Happy Drug Addict Day,
- The Superficial