The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.13

April 20th, 2013 // 50 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the letters J, H and 23-inch P. On that note, I spent way too much time debating whether the Axl Rose or Lara Flynn Boyle comment deserved the coveted final spot, so I’d like to blame Disney for diluting my love of a good Star Wars reference. They used to bring me such nerd-joy and laughter, but now it’s all about “Welcome to the Jungle” jokes. I don’t even recognize myself anymore.

Happy Drug Addict Day,

- The Superficial

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  1. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie Gym Instagram
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    HA!

    Okay, it took me a second, but KU-fucking-DOS, Mysterious Internet Person.

  2. Jon Hamm Sesame Street
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    LOL!

  3. Rachel Bilson Bikini
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    So true.

  4. David Spade Talking To Hot Chick
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    Brilliant.

  5. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie Gym Instagram
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    Well done.

  6. David Spade Talking To Hot Chick
    PJ Bandit
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    Love it.

  7. Amanda Bynes Ducklips NYC
    Mike Walker
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    Must be a sale at Cabelas.

  8. Tallulah Willis Coachella
    gigi
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    this poor child……..

  9. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections
    Tinka
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    ? Damn these inside jokes.

  10. Axl Rose Cane Scarf Pattern Jeans Large Hat
    Tinka
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    This whole set was so very lame. These were the best?

  11. Axl Rose Cane Scarf Pattern Jeans Large Hat
    Cock Dr
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    I would take the leather jacket but only after a thorough cleaning.
    Appreciate the total lack of Kardashian klan shots in this week’s MIP. That’s a site trend that needs to continue.

  12. Jon Hamm Sesame Street
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    At that point I would just start shamelessly blowing myself all the time.

  13. Tallulah Willis Coachella
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    It is one think to look fugly but it’s another thing to have bad judgement. Know when you’re gross.

  14. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Brit
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    The salt lick one was funnier

  15. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections
    Dude wih a Hammer
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    It’s not an inside joke. They spend so little time on this site these days, that it’s just not funny anymore.

  16. Sandoucheky

    Oh my god, I’m crying laughing at this slate

  17. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections
    Sandoucheky
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    It’s Return of the Jedi, retards.

  18. Alessandra Ambrosio Drunk Coachella
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    +1

  19. Axl Rose Cane Scarf Pattern Jeans Large Hat
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    haha

  20. Tallulah Willis Coachella
    Caroline
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    Hideous.

  21. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie Gym Instagram
    Jenn
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    Sarcasm well done, AnneFrank.

  22. Alessandra Ambrosio Drunk Coachella
    Phew
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    Is this the female version of pull my finger?

  23. Tallulah Willis Coachella
    sitsdeep
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    She is clueless…. her false sense of security due to her secondhand celebrity status can be the only explanation of why she would expose her flabby ass to the rest of the world in this shameless manner. Bless her little pea pickin’ heart.

  24. David Spade Talking To Hot Chick
    sitsdeep
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    this one brought on the laugh,choke, laugh

  25. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie Gym Instagram
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    Amazing.

  26. Axl Rose Cane Scarf Pattern Jeans Large Hat
    meowtrix
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    This one made me LOL. Well done.

  27. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections
    TBG
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    Right franchise, wrong character. That’s the spitting image of JarJar.

  28. Tallulah Willis Coachella
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    ughh….Face AND ass only her mother could lov–wait, even THAT tweeker’s done with her and the other foot-face Willis spawn.

  29. Hilary Duff Coachella
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    A+

  30. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie Gym Instagram
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    Triple A+ because of your handle!

  31. David Spade Talking To Hot Chick
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    ahahaha!!

  32. Aaron Carter Ridiculous Clothes
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    *dead from lolling*

  33. Brooke Shields Crazy Face
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    sweet

  34. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Lip Injections
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    oh…my.FUCK :O

  35. Sharon Stone Streching Out Face
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    Chinese albino tweeker, for sure.

  36. Axl Rose Cane Scarf Pattern Jeans Large Hat
    T-Time
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    He looks like Paul Williams, circa 1970. (songwriter for Barbara Striesand. google it…it worth a chuckle.)

  37. Jon Hamm Sesame Street
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    That got me laughing!

  38. Tallulah Willis Coachella
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    My regret was seeing this picture again.

  39. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie Gym Instagram
    lawn
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    Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

  40. Rachel Bilson Bikini
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    Excellent.

  41. Amanda Bynes Ducklips NYC
    indian
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    bieber :D

  42. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie Gym Instagram
    Critical Cretin
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    Ahhahaaaaa!

  43. David Spade Talking To Hot Chick
    Critical Cretin
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    Exactly.

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