The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.12

April 13th, 2013 // 37 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our end-of-the-week look back at the comments that stood head and shoulders above the usual riff-riff of trying to neg Kate Upton through the comment boards of a dick joke website and borderline racism to say, “Hey, look at me. I’m a clever use of Guns ‘N Roses lyrics!” And, goddammit, we looked. Looked like a fox.

- The Superficial

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  1. Axl Rose Cab Full Of Women Tonteria Nightclub
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    Is it just me or can anybody else see an actress “shooting herself” in his den sometime in the not so distant future ?

  2. Alexander Skarsgard Licking Microphone Disconnect Promotion Apple Store
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    Jesus, Mary and Joseph that man…Viking God

  3. Angelina Jolie John Kerry
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    word, most celebitchy.com posters are raving about this woman.

    • Guesty

      Celebitchy is run and frequented by particularly delusional women. The Former Lara Croft/Current Jesus would not deign to piss on any of them were they on fire, but they worship all the same. It’s a little touching.

  4. Tom Cruise Turtleneck Oblivion Premiere
    cc
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    Okay, this comment is awesome.

  5. Axl Rose Cab Full Of Women Tonteria Nightclub
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    With the right outfit, Axl could be one of the Three Musketeers.

  6. Amanda Bynes Legs Covering Face With Blanket
    Quasi
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    And she still looks better than Lindsey….

  7. Tom Cruise Turtleneck Oblivion Premiere
    Miranda Veracruz DeLaHoya Cardinal
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    He gets gayer looking every day.

  8. Amanda Bynes Legs Covering Face With Blanket
    Becca
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    LOL! that was a great caption.

  9. Axl Rose Cab Full Of Women Tonteria Nightclub
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    Perfect.

  10. LL Cool J Brad Paisley Accidental Racist
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    LOL!

  11. Amanda Bynes Legs Covering Face With Blanket
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    That was good.

  12. 50 Cent
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    LOL!

  13. SpareClownParts

    WHERE IN THE HELL IS WEEKEND NERDIER DAMBITT!

  14. Axl Rose Cab Full Of Women Tonteria Nightclub
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    Heh. Great one!

  15. Demi Lovato Double Chin
    Tard
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    LOL. I’m glad she’s not starving herself but maybe she should eat a little less…

  16. Miranda Veracruz DeLaHoya Cardinal

    Who is the fat ginger chick with the ‘stache?

  17. Axl Rose Cab Full Of Women Tonteria Nightclub
    Cock Dr
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    His rings need to be larger. Those are much too understated.

  18. Kris Jenner
    lawn
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    No, the card is correct, She will fuck anything,

  19. Axl Rose Cab Full Of Women Tonteria Nightclub
    Burt
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    He looks as surprised as we are that there are women in his limo.

  20. Alexander Skarsgard Licking Microphone Disconnect Promotion Apple Store
    DeucePickle
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    Hahaha !

  21. Axl Rose Cab Full Of Women Tonteria Nightclub
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    Must have missed this one. Ha!

  22. Usher Dave Matthews And Sting Concert
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    Funny because it’s true.

  23. June Shannon Huge Box Of Taffy
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    Love it.

  24. Usher Dave Matthews And Sting Concert
    Babygirljer
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    I’m laughing. Look at it. Hysterical.

  25. Angelina Jolie John Kerry
    TP Bandit
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    I liked this one because it’s true.

  26. Demi Lovato Double Chin
    Potato
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    err, this MTV ad is super fucking annoying.

  27. KedE

    This is Axl Rose? He looks like a bad sequel villain to an Austin Powers movie. From badass to this…kinda sad.

  28. Axl Rose Cab Full Of Women Tonteria Nightclub
    Captain Jerk
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    He looks like Oz from the original W.O.O

  29. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    jon
    Commented on this photo:

    you are correct, sir!

  30. Amanda Bynes Legs Covering Face With Blanket
    KC
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    Muslett?

  31. Kris Jenner
    Mista Snazzy
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    Or rather “Queen of Fucking Everything Up The Ass in Extraordinary Fashion”

  32. Axl Rose Cab Full Of Women Tonteria Nightclub
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    I missed this one. Awesome.

  33. Axl Rose Cab Full Of Women Tonteria Nightclub
    Bane
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    That Phillip Seymour Hoffman can really pick up chicks.

  34. Kris Jenner
    Robocop
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    This is one sad old lady trying desperately to remain young and relevant! The 21st century ushered in the likes of these talentless nobodies who rake in tons of cash for pimping each other off to the dumb public.

  35. Axl Rose Cab Full Of Women Tonteria Nightclub
    Hugh Jazz
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    Joe Dirt 2: The Dirtier The Better

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