The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.11

Welcome to this week’s edition of The Most Important People on The Internet 10% of which is jokes about Tom Cruise being short and loving penis, so I’m putting this one on the fridge because I, too, am a connoisseur of low-hanging fruit. Not to mention the genius Blade Runner quote and the coveted final spot comment that is so perfect in its simplicity I want to make sweet, minimalist love to it.

How is minimalist love different than my usual love-making? Touché,

- The Superficial

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