The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.10

March 29th, 2013 // 51 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you this Good Friday because we’re not at all painting our testicles pastel colors. I don’t know where you heard that from, but it’s offensive. We’re making them look like Cadbury Creme Eggs which requires a vast, almost unprecedented, knowledge of various tin foil thicknesses and a steady hand. Any Tilda Swinton in a box can buy a Paas dye kit and dip their genitals in it. Right, James Franco? “I make mine Ukrainian.” He does his Ukrainian.

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  1. Jackson Galaxy The Humane Societys 2013 Genesis Awards Benefit Gala
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    Brilliant!

  2. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    Tits + Crazy = Twitter Gold.

  3. Kim Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Babydoll Dress
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Good eye on you TomFrank

  4. Tilda Swinton Glass Box MOMA
    Inner Retard
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    “Fartbox” – classic!

  5. Andy Dick DWTS Practice
    Inner Retard
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    Love this one. In a platonic way.

  6. Justin Bieber Bodyguard Holding Him Back
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    OMG.

  7. Kevin Federline Fat High Tops Son Sean Preston Soccer Game
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Even his bitch tits are wonky

  8. Justin Bieber Bodyguard Holding Him Back
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    +100 internets. Well done.

  9. Real atheists work on good friday.

  10. Tilda Swinton Glass Box MOMA
    Cock Dr
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    IMO this is one of McFeely’s best.

  11. Kim Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Babydoll Dress
    Cock Dr
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    MOOOOO

  12. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    Nice one.

  13. Jackson Galaxy The Humane Societys 2013 Genesis Awards Benefit Gala
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    LOL!

  14. Kim Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Babydoll Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Nah…that’s the cud chewing face.
    MOO

  15. Pepper Potts Rescue Suit Iron Man 3 Gwyneth Paltrow
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    I love this one!

  16. Criss Angel Little Boy Haircut One Night For One Drop Charity Event
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    That’s hilariously gross.

  17. Andy Dick DWTS Practice
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    LOL!

  18. Kim Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Babydoll Dress
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    she truley is a fat pig . has she looked in the mirror??

    • Inner Retard

      Yes, but to avoid hurting her ego she plastered a pre-pregnancy picture on every mirror in the house so it’s a useless exercise.

  19. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    I’d motorboat Bynes to the end of times

  20. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
    tom
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    Fish please fix the gallery

  21. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
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    Love this one.

  22. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
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    Laughed for a full five minutes at this one. Thanks, Little Richard!

  23. Justin Bieber Bodyguard Holding Him Back
    Laredo
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    why are his pants down? is it coach sandusky’s SUV?

  24. Justin Bieber Bodyguard Holding Him Back
    Inner Retard
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    I’m making a poster out of this picture and hanging it on the wall. It’s so damn funny. My Xena poster would have to come down but it’s worth it.

  25. Kim Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Babydoll Dress
    Mohambi Johnson
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    Kim Gargantuan

  26. Tom Cruise
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    While having to hit refresh to see the caption for each picture might generate a lot more hits for the site. It’s really fucking annoying and I’m going away after 3 pictures.

    Testing prior to publishing… it’s not rocket science.

  27. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
    CMonster
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    She needs someone to f&#k her back to normal.

  28. Tilda Swinton Glass Box MOMA
    journalschism
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    Superbly done, McFeely!

  29. Justin Bieber Bodyguard Holding Him Back
    mrswhit
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    He looks like he’s lifting Beiber out of his car seat.

  30. Kevin Federline Fat High Tops Son Sean Preston Soccer Game
    Fishballs
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    Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko rehydrate after a grueling round of midget toss at the playground.

  31. Kim Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Babydoll Dress
    Farmer
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    K.Narcissist is so consumed with herself she actually thinks this is sexy. Disgusting 30 year old cow

  32. Kevin Federline Fat High Tops Son Sean Preston Soccer Game
    bernard
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    he has 4 links of sausage in one pocket,
    and some dude’s package in the other pocket
    wtf

  33. Hayden Panettiere Wladimir Klitschko Miami Heat Game
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    ahaha!!

  34. Jackson Galaxy The Humane Societys 2013 Genesis Awards Benefit Gala
    the wrecker
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    Is that Lars Ulrich?

  35. Kim Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Babydoll Dress
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    Who’s the other broad with the ugly legs and fake duck lips ??

  36. Pepper Potts Rescue Suit Iron Man 3 Gwyneth Paltrow
    mike
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    I feel bad that I don’t feel bad laughing at this

  37. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
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    Love that Little Richard!!

  38. Pepper Potts Rescue Suit Iron Man 3 Gwyneth Paltrow
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    Funniest comment EVER.

  39. Patrick Schwarzenegger Groping Woman
    Critical Cretin
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    Nice.

  40. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
    Critical Cretin
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    Maybe the best of the week.

  41. Tilda Swinton Glass Box MOMA
    Critical Cretin
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    Poetic.

  42. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
    Critical Cretin
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    This may be the best one of the week.

  43. Criss Angel Little Boy Haircut One Night For One Drop Charity Event
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    Isn’t he the bass player from Interpol ?

  44. Jackson Galaxy The Humane Societys 2013 Genesis Awards Benefit Gala
    Inky Black
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    No, it can’t be…
    My god, I think it is…
    It’s…
    It’s…

    T h e P u s s y W h i s p e r e r !

    I normally get a knee in the nose if I so much lean down to talk to one, let alone whisper to it.

  45. Kim Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Babydoll Dress
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    How shallow & image conscious must you be to wear heels while that pregnant ?

  46. Justin Bieber Bodyguard Holding Him Back
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    Aw, daddies gonna put biebsie on the big boy potty. That’s why his pants are down right ?

  47. Justin Bieber Bodyguard Holding Him Back
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    Pull his little pants up. It’s embarrassing.

  48. Justin Bieber Bodyguard Holding Him Back
    Tinka
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    Dear GOD, those pants… Also, it looks like his nanny is going to burp him.

  49. Tom Cruise
    fart-is-dumb
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    View in full size? Kthx

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