The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.10

The Superficial | March 29, 2013 - 8:00 am

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you this Good Friday because we’re not at all painting our testicles pastel colors. I don’t know where you heard that from, but it’s offensive. We’re making them look like Cadbury Creme Eggs which requires a vast, almost unprecedented, knowledge of various tin foil thicknesses and a steady hand. Any Tilda Swinton in a box can buy a Paas dye kit and dip their genitals in it. Right, James Franco? “I make mine Ukrainian.” He does his Ukrainian.

See you Saturday with Weekend Nerdior,

- The Superficial

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