Running late today, but did you think I was raptured? Because I was, and I’m not gonna lie, shit was borrriiiinnng.
Welcome to the 28th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I’m dedicating entirely to the troops on account of today being Armed Forces Day. Nothing is more humbling than hearing how my penis jokes and almost supernatural perversion made some soldier’s tour just a little less suck. Say what you want about the wars (For example, “We shot Osama bin Laden in the face, can they come home now?”), but these men and women swore to do a job, and they carry it out bravely no matter what. It’s a level of discipline and dedication to their country that we should be honored to have. On that note, our brothers-in-arm-boobs over at Egotastic! have teamed up with the Got Your Back Network to help the families of fallen soldiers, so pop on over there if you want to chip in.
Thank a vet, ya hippies,
- The Superficial