Running late today, but did you think I was raptured? Because I was, and I’m not gonna lie, shit was borrriiiinnng.
Welcome to the 28th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I’m dedicating entirely to the troops on account of today being Armed Forces Day. Nothing is more humbling than hearing how my penis jokes and almost supernatural perversion made some soldier’s tour just a little less suck. Say what you want about the wars (For example, “We shot Osama bin Laden in the face, can they come home now?”), but these men and women swore to do a job, and they carry it out bravely no matter what. It’s a level of discipline and dedication to their country that we should be honored to have. On that note, our brothers-in-arm-boobs over at Egotastic! have teamed up with the Got Your Back Network to help the families of fallen soldiers, so pop on over there if you want to chip in.
Thank a vet, ya hippies,
- The Superficial
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Nice!
Aw thanks.
I guess it’s all-white to poke fun at albinos…
boo doom tissss
Cannes provided us a lot of material this last week.
I don’t get the fascination.
She’s a good looking girl, but is the UK so lacking in that asset that when one surfaces the whole country becomes fixated?
Yes, LOL.
McFeely must be a lawyer. He hones right in on those contractual loopholes.
what is not forbidden is permitted…it’s what this country was founded on. That and huge sweater hams…
Good group this week. Pic 17: “A lobster claw is the new camel toe” might be my favorite.
HAHAHAHAHA. If the world ends today, i can now die happily.
You probably think the green blotches are reflected lights… wrong. This is what happens when hillbillies make a lot of money and don’t add chlorine to the cement pond.
It’s not inconceivable that a porn star could also be a good parent.
But it sure makes things more complicated.
Sooner or later the offspring are going to see the adult entertainment product, and they’re going to probably hear about it all their lives. That could get tiresome.
And really, what business of mine is it that this skank will likely raise up her daughter to be useless, vain & narcissistic?
Didn’t Pam Anderson mention her kids are old enough to use the internet now and they get bullied at school because everyone in the world has seen their mom’s juggernauts? And she wasn’t even a legit porn star (uh, officially… we’ve all seen her vag’ of course).
I laughed then, and I laugh now. Solid.
Don’t we all.
But some of us had the good fortune to hypno-fuck a mentally challenged pop star into marriage, pregnancies and 18 years of child support payments.
He’ll get his wheelbarrow of nachos….he’s got that taunt dancer’s physique to maintain.
The only thing this Moo Cow dances to is the refrigerator. Also- a life supply of sweatpants can be a a bit pricey…especially now since he knocked up another bimbo. I’m sure the attraction was his winning personality and strong work ethic.
well put, Dr
This woman may be a plaything to the entertainment industry’s richest men but we can all sleep easier knowing that Mad Mel will never get in between those kosher thighs.
Haahha.
This is one of the must disgusting photos I’ve ever seen. Why would anyone kiss a turd?!
Her fingernails distinctly remind me of fungus growing on tree trunks.
Yeah, why *are* her finger nails like that? (Seriously, can someone explain this to me?)
Italian tips?
I don’t think Lee makes Press-On Nails in her size.
LOL! An actual funny comment!
thats the best ever.
Okay, I totally laughed.
Ahahaha XD
McFeely, just go and get your own blog already. You could be (ad) partners in crime with Fish.
You don’t understand how truly lazy I am…
I must have missed this the first time around, because wow, that’s a penis.
Also, where can I get one of those shirts?
she’s a kennedy… doesn’t she have enough of her own money already?
BWAHAHAHA!
I think that’s the second Peewee reference to make these boards in a month. That’s delightful :)
Who can’t smell booze…
Well, everyone, but it makes Paula go into a frenzy. It’s like when a shark smells blood.
Wait… sceond.
you said “that lady”?
It looks like an abalone
Oh, that made me chuckle.
This photo was made for that caption.
My “Fuchi, qué peste!” comment owned this! (hint: Cheech & Chong)
Why so green, Mike?
Who is that???
I,too, feel stoopid, having not seen said peen. :(
Gross and hilarious. I don’t think I can ever eat lobster again.
As if you’ve ever eaten lobster.
PERFECT!!!!
Hahaha. Holy crap this one is good!
didnt realize she was that sturdy
Haha yes she could tote a huge pot of water up the hill to the village w/o a problem!
Lulz. The page was filled with hilarious comments about this little butterball. But good job nonetheless.
Thanks Fish :).
Ew LORD, who is this manatee?
This picture cracks me up- they both look freaking horrible
Does that little girl have french tips? French tips on a child, really? She’s already on her way to becoming just like mommy at this rate…
Loves it. LOL :D
Boosty shoes
This one is awesome.
Good thing her momma died- if she’d of seen her she’d of died of shame
damn she is getting old at WARP speed
Maaaaaaaaaaaatttttt Dayyyyyymon
Haha! Yes!