The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 28

May 21st, 2011 // 166 Comments

Running late today, but did you think I was raptured? Because I was, and I’m not gonna lie, shit was borrriiiinnng.

Welcome to the 28th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I’m dedicating entirely to the troops on account of today being Armed Forces Day. Nothing is more humbling than hearing how my penis jokes and almost supernatural perversion made some soldier’s tour just a little less suck. Say what you want about the wars (For example, “We shot Osama bin Laden in the face, can they come home now?”), but these men and women swore to do a job, and they carry it out bravely no matter what. It’s a level of discipline and dedication to their country that we should be honored to have. On that note, our brothers-in-arm-boobs over at Egotastic! have teamed up with the Got Your Back Network to help the families of fallen soldiers, so pop on over there if you want to chip in.

Thank a vet, ya hippies,

- The Superficial

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  1. MIchelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Next frame: Carrie as prom queen

  2. Demi Lovato
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice!

  3. Jennifer Lopez Ass
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Aw thanks.

  4. Julianne Hough Bikini
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess it’s all-white to poke fun at albinos…

  5. Vanessa Hudgens
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Cannes provided us a lot of material this last week.

  6. Pippa Middleton
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get the fascination.
    She’s a good looking girl, but is the UK so lacking in that asset that when one surfaces the whole country becomes fixated?

  7. Katy Perry Breasts
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    McFeely must be a lawyer. He hones right in on those contractual loopholes.

  8. Bucky Barnes

    Good group this week. Pic 17: “A lobster claw is the new camel toe” might be my favorite.

  9. MIchelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Emilay
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHAHAHA. If the world ends today, i can now die happily.

  10. Teen Mom Amber Gary Dancing
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    You probably think the green blotches are reflected lights… wrong. This is what happens when hillbillies make a lot of money and don’t add chlorine to the cement pond.

  11. Shauna Sand
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not inconceivable that a porn star could also be a good parent.
    But it sure makes things more complicated.
    Sooner or later the offspring are going to see the adult entertainment product, and they’re going to probably hear about it all their lives. That could get tiresome.
    And really, what business of mine is it that this skank will likely raise up her daughter to be useless, vain & narcissistic?

    • Brooke

      Didn’t Pam Anderson mention her kids are old enough to use the internet now and they get bullied at school because everyone in the world has seen their mom’s juggernauts? And she wasn’t even a legit porn star (uh, officially… we’ve all seen her vag’ of course).

  12. Demi Lovato
    Commented on this photo:

    I laughed then, and I laugh now. Solid.

  13. Kevin Federline
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t we all.
    But some of us had the good fortune to hypno-fuck a mentally challenged pop star into marriage, pregnancies and 18 years of child support payments.
    He’ll get his wheelbarrow of nachos….he’s got that taunt dancer’s physique to maintain.

    • IHatePoopinAtWork

      The only thing this Moo Cow dances to is the refrigerator. Also- a life supply of sweatpants can be a a bit pricey…especially now since he knocked up another bimbo. I’m sure the attraction was his winning personality and strong work ethic.

    • uncle ruckus

      well put, Dr

  14. Bar Refaeli Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This woman may be a plaything to the entertainment industry’s richest men but we can all sleep easier knowing that Mad Mel will never get in between those kosher thighs.

  15. MIchelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Trixie
    Commented on this photo:

    Haahha.

  16. Kanye West
    Asoto
    Commented on this photo:

    This is one of the must disgusting photos I’ve ever seen. Why would anyone kiss a turd?!

  17. Jersey Shore Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    Her fingernails distinctly remind me of fungus growing on tree trunks.

  18. Michelle Rodriguez
    Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL! An actual funny comment!

  19. MIchelle Rodriguez Bikini
    slim
    Commented on this photo:

    thats the best ever.

  20. Kirk Cameron
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, I totally laughed.

  21. Sylvester Stallone
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahahaha XD

  22. Demi Lovato
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    McFeely, just go and get your own blog already. You could be (ad) partners in crime with Fish.

  23. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Penis Shirt
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    I must have missed this the first time around, because wow, that’s a penis.

  24. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    slim
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s a kennedy… doesn’t she have enough of her own money already?

  25. Jersey Shore The Situation Pauly D
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    BWAHAHAHA!

  26. Michael Moore
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that’s the second Peewee reference to make these boards in a month. That’s delightful :)

  27. Paula Abdul Simon Cowell
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Who can’t smell booze…

  28. Frist

    Wait… sceond.

  29. Teen Mom Amber Gary Dancing
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    you said “that lady”?

  30. Courtney Love
    Siloporcen7
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like an abalone

  31. Julie Bowen
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, that made me chuckle.

  32. Paula Abdul Simon Cowell
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    This photo was made for that caption.

  33. Michelle Rodriguez
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    My “Fuchi, qué peste!” comment owned this! (hint: Cheech & Chong)

  34. Demi Lovato
    who dat
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is that???

  35. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Penis Shirt
    HiveMonster
    Commented on this photo:

    I,too, feel stoopid, having not seen said peen. :(

  36. Khloe Kardashian
    who dat
    Commented on this photo:

    Gross and hilarious. I don’t think I can ever eat lobster again.

  37. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    who dat
    Commented on this photo:

    PERFECT!!!!

  38. Gwen Stefani
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahaha. Holy crap this one is good!

  39. Demi Moore Bikini
    tank
    Commented on this photo:

    didnt realize she was that sturdy

  40. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    Lulz. The page was filled with hilarious comments about this little butterball. But good job nonetheless.

  41. Vanessa Hudgens
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks Fish :).

  42. Demi Lovato
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    Ew LORD, who is this manatee?

  43. Teen Mom Amber Gary Dancing
    freshlife
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture cracks me up- they both look freaking horrible

  44. Shauna Sand
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    Does that little girl have french tips? French tips on a child, really? She’s already on her way to becoming just like mommy at this rate…

  45. Michael Moore
    Calypso
    Commented on this photo:

    Loves it. LOL :D

  46. Sylvester Stallone
    freshlife
    Commented on this photo:

    Boosty shoes

  47. Kanye West
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    This one is awesome.

  48. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    freshlife
    Commented on this photo:

    Good thing her momma died- if she’d of seen her she’d of died of shame

  49. Julie Bowen
    freshlife
    Commented on this photo:

    damn she is getting old at WARP speed

  50. Kanye West
    whosthat
    Commented on this photo:

    Maaaaaaaaaaaatttttt Dayyyyyymon

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