The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 27

May 14th, 2011 // 72 Comments

Welcome to the 27th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, making this bad boy over half a year old, yet it’s still living in my basement. Anyway, this week, we’ve got a selection that’s as slim and lean as the Governator’s grope is long. And speaking of Arnold, to the two commenters who came up with memes we wish we thought of first, we gave your submissions a little extra sizzle. Not that we’re playing favorites or anything, but those two also get to go to college and have routine vaccinations while the rest of you get a pound of raw veal for Christmas. Ha! I’m kidding. The Bethenny one gets an education and medical care, too.

*tussles your hair*

- The Superficial

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Photo: Splash News

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    Jill_Ess
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    love

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    Jill_Ess
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    okay, I love this one more.

  3. the captain

    getoutaherew, SPANNISH & ENGLISH in one line?

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    Honkey
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    he looks like he’s got a turtle head poking out

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    Laberoon
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    “You know how I got these scars…?”

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    DKNY
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    This is the first funny one of the lot.

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    DKNY
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    Wow, that does look like Guy Pearce.

  8. DKNY

    This was a completely weak set.

    Maybe it’s time for another vacation, Fish?

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    Ponkur
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    So proud!

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    JCKW
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    What? How is this caption original?

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    SexxiMamma
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    My god she’s ugly without makeup. And to top it off, she barely has eyebrows. :S

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    MrsPlant
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    Haha, that’s a great one.

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    james with taste
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    lol

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    Bucky Barnes
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    The comment would be funnier if he was carrying shopping bags instead of a $100 worth of wieners.

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    Bucky Barnes
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    Winner.

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    Deacon Jones
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    hahaha, great song refernce

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    SIN
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    That is one lame ass comment to use.

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    Jared
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    hahahaha
    oh man, so perfect.

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    Cordelia
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    Perfect!

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    MrsPlant
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    I’m laughing out loud right now, but I’m not sure how to say that in text without writing “lol”.

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    The Winchester
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    Seriously, it’s all I say when I look at the picture.

    I thought it was a photoshop mash up at first.

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    hahaha I love this one…except I have an image of the wheelchair kid from Malcolm in the middle now lol

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    antoine bugleboy
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    Wow – I think this comment just gave me an acid flashback.

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    ChonchArcola
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    yes..heavy emphasis on “lame ass”

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    Angie
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    OMG that was so funny!!

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    Martinkle
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    Haha, awesome comment! This pertains to the version of the video with the stretchy faces, in case anybody was scratching their heads.

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    Wow, that’s eerily accurate. Well done, Mr. East.

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    Brooke
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    Wait, is that JAPADOG? Is that actually the name of a hot dog joint?

    … are they Japanese-styled hot dogs? Because they are so much better here.

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    AWOL
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    After looking at this picture, I wish that I was unable to form new memories.

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    Frunken
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    I think it was from a different picture and he made this one based on the comment.

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    michiez
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    its hip to be square

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    Hezza
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    Yup. That is in Vancouver. It’s Japadog. Tasty Japanese style hot dogs.

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    Bluto
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    Clever and funny.

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    queefcake
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    HAHAHA… this one’s great.

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    Bucky Barnes
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    Arnie is showing his age… pants pulled up to his chest, which is now where his waist used to be.

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    Marc
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    She’s all your’s Fiddy!!!!!!!!

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    the centaur
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    Sarahjessicaparkerisahorse.com

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    fuck his wife
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    worlds biggest prick, cant wait until he dies muhahaha

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    sarah
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    what is happening to her??

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    Neen
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    AWESOME!

  41. RasputinsLiver

    Hmm…

    …Der Geezinator.

    Meh.

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    crys
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    WTF!!! did her eyes shrink? did her nose n chin get bigger?? didn’t she have white teeth??

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    I finally made it onto the MIP list! It’s a small victory, but I’ll take it.

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    bassackwards
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    THIS is just sad…. and should be terminated…

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    qwerty
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    ….Attack it?

  46. McFeely Smackup, Cock dr. all rolled.

    Since my names have been compromised I will no longer use these.

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    radlad
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    whoa….

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    I won’t be saving this pic to my files as a memento.

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