Welcome to the 26th Installment of The Most Important People on The Internet: Photo Boy Edition. As the saying goes “parting is such sweet sorrow.” But please, don’t drink that poison yet! I’ll still be here, lurking behind the looming shadow of Fish and quietly photoshopping Blake Lively into his vacation pics. Leaving you with the usual smattering of thinly-veiled jealousy, outward hatred, and overall hilarity I had a hell of a time choosing the best comment for last, so I’m calling the last two a tie.
I’ll be here, watching…waiting..
- Photo Boy
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Not attractive in the least.
A giant head has been photoshopped onto a mediocre body.
cute nose.
believe it or not: HER T*TS GREW ENORMOUSLY.
………it all happened in a split second.
They look real, and spectacular. Not too keen on the pot belly.
who is she?
Kate Upton
She is so beautiful.
+infinity!
I’m guessing that Bill and Al Pacino.use the same personal trainer…
I actually think she’s kind of attractive in a Silly Putty meets Sunday funnies molded into the shape of a woman sort of way.
That was funnier than the posted comment. :)
That’s actually just a partially eaten leopard she carries around in case she feels peckish. Jessica: “Fuck off, PETA! (mmmph, crunch)”
“I’m strong to the finish, ’cause I eats me Spinach, I’m Popeye the sailor man! (toot, toot)”
That comment made no sense.
Best. Comment. Ever.
I second that.
Is there still a Penthouse Forum?
LOL :)
I love this one. Lost some of my coffee.
christ, are all their kids ugly? This one looks like Samantha Ronsen with some weight on.
Okay, I don’t visit this site often, but who do I talk to about the failure of both Geekologie and I Watch Stuff?
What’s on her face? Moles? Acne? Melanoma?
beauty mark mole or something
she looks more like a cheerleader than a model anyone else agree?
shes still a beautiful girl i usually dont like round faces, but shes gorgeous
He looks so strong.
WIN
OK so maybe If I had big tits I’d look a lot like her.
Awesome
she’s gorgeous.
Yes indeed…hottest babe on this site in quite some time!
The last two comments tied? WTF they both sucked ass. Guess no need to read the others. Comment desperation hour….
who is she?
Kate Upton SI swimsuit model.
…And a monarch puppet. Of course she’d be at the White House event.
Am I the only one who doesn’t “get” this comment?
Its from Ninja Turtles, April was the reporter. Kinda funny. The picture is funnier.
Not funny or clever. Just typical College freshman jokes. boring!
Yeah some of these comments are a bit obscure.
Donald Trump lost his blonde wig?
It’s ‘RETCH” if you’re (not your) referring to vomit.
I think she just had a baby. Thats why theyre gargantuous.
I wouldnt rule out Demi having an affair when she got pregnant with this different looking girl.My guess is her father’s really Carl from Slingblade.
Yikes… it was a slow week, fellow trolls.
Whateva MothaFucka!!!
I happen to think it’s hilarious, actually. Probably because it’s true.
I have to say the Image Viewer thing here is just terrible.
I think this is funny. Relating back to that hilariously awkward mother-son incident.
Thanks Photoboy.
Wow, that jaw’s right up there with Rumor’s
Release the Kraken!
Probably the only good comment this week.
The real question is, who’s date was she? She went with Darren Rovell, CNBC Sports. She isn’t a reporter.
Hilarious comment
There’s nothing obscure about the comment unless you’re a teeny bopper that doesn’t remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Photo boy obviously got it.
April was their reporter friend. She always wore a yellow jumpsuit and boots…..just like this.
Nothing obscure about it unless also you’re in your late 30s and you said to yourself at 18, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie? I think I’m a little too old for that now.”
Quagmire?!
Giggity.
Looks like she substituted her Coke.
LMAO.
HOT.
Finally! Warner Brothers has released photos of Barry Manilow’s Joker audition!
LMAO weak comments, ended on a high note
Hey Hay Hey!