The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 23

April 16th, 2011 // 75 Comments

Welcome to the 23rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, meaning you, the commenters, and your comedic droppings left here in lieu of doing actual work. Because while your boss just signs your paycheck, I on the other hand, give you a forum to fight over how pretentious celebrity vegans are for an entire week. Also, bikinis. In the meantime, I’ve noticed a growing trend in people quoting Tim Burton’s Batman lately, and while none of them have made the cut to Most Important People yet [Ed. I stand corrected.], special kudos to Maximus for this gem left on yesterday’s Christie Brinkley pic:

Each product only contains one component. The poison only works when they’re mixed. Hair spray won’t do it alone. But hair spray and perfume and lipstick will be toxic and — untraceable.

I get a grin, again and again,

- The Superficial

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  1. The Superficial Comments
    jen
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    oh my ggaahhhhd. I can’t understand why people find her hot.

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    jen
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    ha! is that really kevin federline? geez. he got faaaat.

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    jen
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    eugh..weak.

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    Doc Scweinstrudel
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    wow

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    SexxiMamma
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    She looks much older than she really is… Eating a bit will help!!

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    SexxiMamma
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    I so wanna punch this douche in the face!!

  7. The Superficial Comments
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    Black people claimed a small victory against Google when the Old Spice Guy recently denied dating Kathy Griffin: They dont fuck ALL ugly white women.
    Next battle: How to get them to not complete the sentence “Why do Black” with
    people have big lips
    people have curly hair
    people like grape soda

    • angel

      haha you’re racist but yet back in the day people called your forefathers “honkeys.” you amuse me.

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    Cock Dr
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    Awesome comment

  9. Anon

    Do you get paid to do that?

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    Flubberglishious
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    What? The Paris Hilton wonk-eye goes on the other side?? Shit!!!

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    LD
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    Ha ha ha. Good one.

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    I thought first that the young man behind him was screaming “I need an adult” cause Pete Wentz just touched his vagina. Then I remembered Pete doesn’t touch vaginas. My bad.

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    Cock Dr
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    Further proof that a person should never stop dancing.

  14. mupps

    Gah!!!!!

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    Undercover
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    LOVE Dolly.

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    Turd Ferguson
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    SWILLIE. SWILLIE … get back in the damn water Swillie.

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    Mark
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    Willow!

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    antoine bugleboy
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    (All that’s missing is Sam Ronson’s fist…and/or MIchael Lohan’s foot)

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    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    Hahaha! FG rocks!

  20. Gigi

    That bitch needs a tan and a cheeseburger, STAT.

    • Tara

      Not everyone wants to be chubby and have a fake ass tan, you girls think you are so pretty with that tan, but keep doing it and see what it does to your skin

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    Claire
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    this looks unsanitary

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    Ruth
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    I want a pair of those shoes too.

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    Superficialicious
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    No lie, if you click “Full Size” you can see Warwick Davis at actual size on your monitor.

    Might take second monitor to fit his penis.

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    Hugh Gentry
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    mmmmm….floppy titty.

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    Deryn
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    Hooray! Loved this.

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    It’s a wigger version of the stay puft marshmallow man

  27. @ that picture: Oh. My. God. Please eat an entire cow, like soon.

  28. Robert Acquafresca

    If you keep posting this, i think you also need to allow your posters to post gross pictures of themselves.

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    alexandra
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    hahahahahahaha, yeah i hear it

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    Rabbit
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    Is he holding a cigarette? Doesn’t he know those things will stunt your growth??

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    Me
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    Hmmn. I’m not sure who this is. The chick who used to do Will & Grace? Oh well, not like she’s naked, so I guess it doesn’t really matter.

  32. RasputinsLiver

    Wha…?!

    What the fuckin’ hell…IS…that emaciated corpse-like thing?!?

    Goddamn, Fish!

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    Scarlett
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    I just laughed for like 12 minutes.

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    Christi
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    “Maplewood” needs to sign on as a writer.

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    little turtle head
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    I’d love to eat her box!!!!!!

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    Scrambled chicks
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    id you know baby chicks are ground up alive by the egg industry?
    Baby cows are ripped from the murdered dairy cow’s stomasch, nevck slit, kicks for life unable to scream, chucked on garbage. All the babies from the pregnancy are throats slit
    Milk full of pus, blood, cholesterol, from mastitus
    Piglets often hooked alive, boiled alive, beaten
    Chickens boiled alive or cut

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    me
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    I’d tap that.

    This comment was brought to you by the Movement for Equal-Opportunity Objectification of anyone posting pictures on the internet, whatever their gender.

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    arnieblackblack
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    Baldy

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    Lara
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    wtf

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    TDog
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    When did Farley get all those tattoos?

  41. http://www.churchfriends.com

    How old? looks like 60s

  42. RasputinsLiver

    Okay, folks.

    Is that REALLY Kathy Griffin? I mean, I’ve wondered that since I saw the photos earlier in the week as I thought from the first “who the hell is that grotesque creature?!”

    Does her professional makeup job really change her so much and hide that horrific face and body we see in the bikini photos? She’s not attractive by any meaure WITH makeup. But really! THIS…IS…Kathy Griffin????

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    still hit it
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    is she ordering a 5 dollar foor long…or 5 foot longs

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    Michelle
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    AWESOME

  45. john

    please for the love of God take this horrible picture down at long last. It’s been up for days. I can’t come back to this site anymore until this this story goes away.

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    Carissa
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    HAHAHA! Seriously, most funny comment I’ve seen on here yet!

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    AWOL
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    They spelled it wrong. That should be “Bizare”.

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    hmmm
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    definite win.

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    weasel
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    Dead-on.

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