The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 22

April 9th, 2011 // 119 Comments

Welcome to the double deuce volume of The Most Important People on the Internet: Now with 10% more midget jokes! That being said, I’m pretty sure everyone gets it in the dick this week from lesbians to gamma-radiated African-Americans (above) to whatever the hell Amanda Seyfried counts as. I don’t recall Spielberg ever giving E.T.’s race a name.

Will I get ants if I tape Reese’s Pieces to my sex parts? No reason,

- The Superficial

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    sallypants
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    Wait, which one is pregnant?

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    Cock Dr
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    People really do come in all shape & sizes.
    I believe that the next page in the gallery will help further illustrate that essential truth.

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    Cock Dr
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    The midget looks more appealing then many of the male celebrities posted this week.

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    Cock Dr
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    This girl so needs a makeover.

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    Cock Dr
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    The “3 Achey Love Holes” thing just kills me.
    I think Iveski’s idea is perfectly brilliant…..it might help sell some dolls.

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    Cock Dr
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    Hair & makeup SOS.

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    Cock Dr
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    I will assume this guy is a comedian.
    Only comedians can successfully be fat celebrities.

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    Cock Dr
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    LOL

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    Cock Dr
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    This kinda pissed me off.
    The JC comment is right on.

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    Cock Dr
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    She looks absolutely fresh young & wonderful in this shot….how the hell did that happen?

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    Cock Dr
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    Nerd cuteness.

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    Cock Dr
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    That movie’s going to bomb.

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    Cock Dr
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    This guy takes some of the most horrendous photos.

    • DKNY

      Maybe because he’s such an ugly guy. Look at that giant thing coming out of his neck. I’m surprised he can stand upright.

  14. Clarence Beeks

    I love her arms.

    • Paul

      You must love men then, Clarence, because she has manly arms.

      • Clarence Beeks

        Paul, I am a woman, and I love when women have cut arms. Hers are a bit too much, but at least they are not all veiny like Madonna. My arms are pretty ripped, and I love it!

  15. The Superficial Comments
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    Will add text “Let’s Get Toking!” & make this our new screensaver.

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    Turd Ferguson
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    Hahah, brilliant.

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    MrsPlant
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    HAAAA

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    DKNY
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    She is so gross, in every way.

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    DKNY
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    She used to be an attractive woman. She hasn’t aged well. Although, as long as she doesn’t start looking like Wynonna, I think we’re ok.

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    oldfool
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    Miss Jane does not seem amused.

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    DKNY
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    She’s only trying to be in the movie because she thought they said Coketonite

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    Bucky Barnes
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    Haven’t read them all yet but this is definitely a contender for first place.

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    Bucky Barnes
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    We have a winner!

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    jen
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    hmmm. really lame joke.

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    jen
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    haha this one’s pretty good as it does look like perez. and also he’s fat.

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    jen
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    she actually doesn’t look TOO bad in this picture. considering.

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    jen
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    sorry but the midget jokes are really lame. Being a little person in and of itself is not funny. Not saying that there can’t ever be a good joke about it…but come on, but a little effort into it.

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    jen
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    god, I can’t believe she actually said that people speaking out against Chris Brown are racist. Way to set a precedent that no one can call out someone beating up their girlfriend and then throwing a violent hissy fit because they don’t like the interview questions, for fear they’ll be called a racist. That’s not dangerous or anything.

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    jen
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    oh god, this is so creepy.

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    jen
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    hehehe good call…. she is unusual looking but very beautiful. unusual beauty is much better than boring beauty.

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    Anon
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    This is my favorite!

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    Arzach
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    This caption is the winner

  33. Frankm

    Release the Kraken!

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    Frank
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    One word – Assclown!

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    OK…best of the week…best of the YEAR!

  36. wishbone

    John Amos is lookin’ good :o)

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    g33kgirl
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    bwahahaha… don’t care if it’s lame it made me laugh

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    fooey
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    well we already knew he could walk on water

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    Uncle Rodney
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    Winnah, winnah!

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    Uncle Rodney
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    Well, shit, I thought the previous caption was the best. This one made me lawl, too.

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    the word
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    stupid

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    the word
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    the only funny comment

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    oimachi
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    awww, I just watched Goonies this week for the first time in 20 years. SO GOOD!

  44. Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mud-flaps, my girl’s got ‘em.

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    Big foot bunny
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    He is not a midget. he is a dwarf or little person. Can’t you people be a little more considerate? Ugh.

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    LD
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    This is the first one to make me laugh!

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    Ed
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    but a little effort into your spelling :P

  48. Woofus

    I think she looks impressively awesome. Not fat, but muscular

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    alexandra
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    Yeah. This one was a really good one.

    I’m still laughing (30 seconds later)

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