Welcome to the 21st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet making it old enough to drink even though I’ve been pouring whiskey in it since it was but a wee sparkle in me bloggin’ fingers. On that note, I really don’t have much to say this week, but if you’re looking for an extra helping of commenty goodness, you can’t go wrong with these Boy George and Arnold Schwarzenegger threads. If they were my children and I was forced to pick a favorite, I’d mercy shoot them both in the face to spare one the pain of my rejection. Or so they’ll quit asking. Honestly, that’s the type of question that make me glad I have unprotected sex with women who are probably on the pill. (I don’t like to pry.)
Respecting ladies’ privacy since I found out you keep hygiene products in your purse,
- The Superficial
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LOL…. hilarious !
Goddamn, Bucky, that is strong.
Honestly, I just can’t believe he’s white.
awesome
pure gold!
first!
Never understood why some people have the hots for Olivia.
It’s funny ’cause it’s true…
Olivia looks like she has had her head banged into the headboard a little to often .
That’s not her clitoris, it’s a curly fry in case she feels peckish midway through the first song. Keep looking, Stinky. :)
that would probably delicious
probably *be* delicious
Would carefully scrutinize the ingredient label before sampling.
Not to mention that if he gives her one little pinprick she’ll put his eye out.
Best comment ever.
Gawd, she looks like a hag.
This man is an expert on stuffing. He knows all the tricks.
Funny
Plastic surgery in La La land seems to have progressed to actual embalming techniques.
If didn’t shave their pussies, I can imagine all that black hair.
This was the best picture of the week.
Another visit to the SW: another douchebag posting.
Or a backup pickle.
She’s better take up the lucrative porn offers now.
Bucky shoots & scores.
Butt it’s not that hard since the target is so large.
That bird needs a lot of stuffing between now and Thanksgiving.
In Soviet Russia, birthmark has you!
I’m surprised there wasn’t a Goonies reference in that thread. Clearly, Sloth is reaffirming his love for Chunk here over the phone…
oh my god… the laughter that ensued from this post sprayed saliva all over my screen… that comment was the shit
She looks like Angelica Houston dyed her hair blond, got a bad boob job, and was still alive.
So true.
holy shit…that was awesome. I’m still laughing. that look on her face matches awesome.
I guess it all falls on my shoulders…I´ll take one for the team (but this is the last time) and bang her so hard she´ll forget her own name…
Funny one
Sad thing is she’s wearing 5 inch heels.
Truer words have yet to be spoken.
The look on the chauffeur’s face is the best thing about this picture
Great one, Little Richard.
P.S. I can’t wait for Caramel Caramel Chameleon to hit the shelves.
Oh hell, this is just another Tuesday night for Sam.
Clamato juice.
God dammit, hahaha.
LOL that was a good one!
I have to confess that Rubber’s turkey inside the chicken inside the duck stuffed in a ham comment made me hungry. In addition, like Boy George I take my dinner with a side order of heroin. The resemblance ends there… as far as anyone knows.
bhahaha
I could never get a chick like her, I’m too goddamn fat and my dick is much too small. I cum before I’m even done with a woman when we’re having sex, mostly because my pubic hair is longer than my dick. God I wish I was DEAD.
And that looks good on ANY resumé!
Whew…I thought I was the only one.
Don’t give up hope. Money and humor can overcome your short-cummings (pun intended) and land you very attractive women.
Don’t forget the drugs & alcohol. Those are very important courtship accessories.
I wish u were too. also. over and over
WIN
She knows that’s not a normal color for humans right? It is however a normal color for Oompa Loompas.
He is really overdoing the hair dye.
LOL
LOL
…luck of the irish?
Pink lace top-thing, white shorts, black high-heel clogs. I’m the only one that noticed her outfit is stupid.