Welcome to the 20th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and this week, I just want to say a huge, sincere thanks to how well you guys have taken to The Crap We Missed. It’s gone from pulling teeth to find great comments to Photo Boy (He’s gonna love that nickname.) and I literally spending each day deliberating over which ones make the cut. We practically had a knife fight over the two Kevin Federline at Subway comments until taking the wiener way out and posting both. (It was almost naptime.)
You had me at “I’d pee in her butt,”
- The Superficial
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how much fat can you stuff into a bathing suit?
Come on, man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just ruined my lunch.
She looks like Rumer Willis here
Rumer Willis looks like a coke whore with fish-lips?
If we’re being picky, it’s actually a compound split infinitive.
This is the best one xD
hahahahahhaha x’D
I would tap that hard from behind and I am unapologetic.
Preach.
Thank U for your honesty.
You post like a possible risk taker. Please be safe out there.
(Euphemism for “Wear a condom”)
Bret: “Does this hat come with a free bowl of soup?”
Sales clerk: “Yes… and an aneurysm.”
Bret: “SOLD!”
Please don’t insult Dr. Hawkings. He doesn’t deserve to be dragged into this mess.
agreed.
…..AND he looks better ina bikini
One of the best I’ve read yet.
A thought provoking comment…..Bravo!
Wondering how DJ actually knows what an armadillo penis looks like.
Stripes over the gunt is a great look for her.
The Shat’s 80 for chrissakes. Three cheers for staying aboveground.
DJ did well this week.
BAHAHAHA You are awesome H!
Actually, it doesn’t contain a split infinitive at all. It just ends with a preposition, which used to be a no no.
You’re right!!!!
Yeah, an infinitive is “to _(verb)_,” and a split infinitive would be “to **other word** _(verb)_. Nyeh…
Would they please stop paying these useless amusement toys thousands of dollars in salary for absolutely nothing…don’t even get me started on athletes!!
Gotta say, he looks damn good for 80 and with a lot of spunk. Just wish he would stop Talk-Singing.
somebody put a cowbell on that heffer
Might be time to start working on those abs while you still have them…just saying, if your going to put on an outfit like that then wear It with style!!
She may not have much up top, but what she has is in great shape!
Is that your real hair Bret, because you never once took that bandanna off during The Apprentice…starting me thinking about weaves…
what he needs is a compound split fracture on his ugly bleached out head.
“don’t TOUCH me blackie!”-Paris
( that little kid looks like she wants to jump that barricade and give her a split lip)
best one yet.
…coming up next on Hoarders™…
i wish Jenna Jameson would just leave her face the fuck alone.
“put some band-aids on those mosquito bites”-bill murray
hahahahahahahahaha
Truly brilliant…
poor little girl…
nice week :)
Loved it !
This retard needs to hang it up already.
like.
All she needs is a tin cup and a sign that reads “No breasts… please give what you can.”
Ugggh. That’s just gross.
Looks like a giant hairy centipede is making its way across his face.
‘Her eyes are saying, ‘How are you only gonna carry the white kids?”
And why not? That’s what she did.
She totally looks like Macauley Culkin.
she actually does
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
it’s Stephen Hawking, not Hawkings . . .
I’ve often wondered how so very, very many people manage to fuck up the man’s name.
LOL @ JB AND H!
Ouch!
LOL nice one Karen.
Think id rather bang alexis arquette.
Who is the guy in pulp fiction who misses vinnie and jules with all those shots
In spite of his grammatical errors I wish him the absolute best.
Puke.
OMG!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!
His backfat wrinkles pass right through to the sweater.
HAHAHAH “Renee Zelwegger”!!!!!!!!!!!!
moooooOOOOO!!!