The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 20

March 26th, 2011 // 100 Comments

Welcome to the 20th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and this week, I just want to say a huge, sincere thanks to how well you guys have taken to The Crap We Missed. It’s gone from pulling teeth to find great comments to Photo Boy (He’s gonna love that nickname.) and I literally spending each day deliberating over which ones make the cut. We practically had a knife fight over the two Kevin Federline at Subway comments until taking the wiener way out and posting both. (It was almost naptime.)

You had me at “I’d pee in her butt,”

- The Superficial

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  1. Captain Dick

    how much fat can you stuff into a bathing suit?

  2. LJ

    Come on, man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You just ruined my lunch.

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    Snickers
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Rumer Willis here

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    H
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    If we’re being picky, it’s actually a compound split infinitive.

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    Isa
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    This is the best one xD

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    Isa
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    hahahahahhaha x’D

  7. looseasagoose

    I would tap that hard from behind and I am unapologetic.

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    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Bret: “Does this hat come with a free bowl of soup?”
    Sales clerk: “Yes… and an aneurysm.”
    Bret: “SOLD!”

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Please don’t insult Dr. Hawkings. He doesn’t deserve to be dragged into this mess.

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    Cock Dr
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    One of the best I’ve read yet.

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    Cock Dr
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    A thought provoking comment…..Bravo!

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    Cock Dr
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    Wondering how DJ actually knows what an armadillo penis looks like.

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    Cock Dr
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    Stripes over the gunt is a great look for her.

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    Cock Dr
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    The Shat’s 80 for chrissakes. Three cheers for staying aboveground.

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    Cock Dr
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    DJ did well this week.

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    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    BAHAHAHA You are awesome H!

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    J
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, it doesn’t contain a split infinitive at all. It just ends with a preposition, which used to be a no no.

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    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Would they please stop paying these useless amusement toys thousands of dollars in salary for absolutely nothing…don’t even get me started on athletes!!

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    Squishy
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    Gotta say, he looks damn good for 80 and with a lot of spunk. Just wish he would stop Talk-Singing.

  20. Frank

    somebody put a cowbell on that heffer

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    Squishy
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    Might be time to start working on those abs while you still have them…just saying, if your going to put on an outfit like that then wear It with style!!

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    Squishy
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    She may not have much up top, but what she has is in great shape!

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    Squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that your real hair Bret, because you never once took that bandanna off during The Apprentice…starting me thinking about weaves…

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    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    what he needs is a compound split fracture on his ugly bleached out head.

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    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    “don’t TOUCH me blackie!”-Paris
    ( that little kid looks like she wants to jump that barricade and give her a split lip)

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    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    best one yet.

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    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    …coming up next on Hoarders™…

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    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    i wish Jenna Jameson would just leave her face the fuck alone.

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    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    “put some band-aids on those mosquito bites”-bill murray

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    Badrouchka
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahahahahahahaha

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    Truly brilliant…

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    Badrouchka
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    poor little girl…

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    Badrouchka
    Commented on this photo:

    nice week :)
    Loved it !

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    Spaz
    Commented on this photo:

    This retard needs to hang it up already.

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    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    All she needs is a tin cup and a sign that reads “No breasts… please give what you can.”

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    lori
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    Ugggh. That’s just gross.

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    lori
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    Looks like a giant hairy centipede is making its way across his face.

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    Daemon8666
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Her eyes are saying, ‘How are you only gonna carry the white kids?”

    And why not? That’s what she did.

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    ladyandria
    Commented on this photo:

    She totally looks like Macauley Culkin.

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    Slick Rick
    Commented on this photo:

    NO SOUP FOR YOU!

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    Vesper
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s Stephen Hawking, not Hawkings . . .

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    Commented on this photo:

    LOL @ JB AND H!

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    Ouch!

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    Commented on this photo:

    LOL nice one Karen.

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    guy rossi
    Commented on this photo:

    Think id rather bang alexis arquette.

    Who is the guy in pulp fiction who misses vinnie and jules with all those shots

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    H
    Commented on this photo:

    In spite of his grammatical errors I wish him the absolute best.

    Puke.

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    JL
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!

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    H
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    His backfat wrinkles pass right through to the sweater.

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    JL
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHAH “Renee Zelwegger”!!!!!!!!!!!!

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