Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where Photo Boy and I highlight the comments from throughout the week that make us laugh and/or fear for the future humanity. On that note, the threads are about to get a nice overhaul shortly and soon you little shitheads will get to embed videos, gifs, etc. along with voting your favorite comments up and down. You’ll feel like you’ve never truly lived.
I posted ScarJo bikini pics way past my drinking/bedtime last night. Look at them,
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……..let’s meet the true WITCH OF EASTWICK/california!!!!!!!!
hAHAHAHA
I’ll bet she does a lot of snarfing.
Wow man isn’t she like younger than 25. I almost feel bad for her she looks like ass.
Nicely done, Mr. Brown Streak (if that IS your real name).
what the f is wrong with her top lip these days, and why is she trying to look like her mom?
wow, that is such a nasty thing to say. You sound like a wonderful person to have a life with. Enjoy marrying an empty shelled fake-breasted woman, if you are even rich and good looking enough to find someone like that… or just growing old alone. Ass.
what is worse? not wanting to completely ruin a beautiful woman’s body not to mention the entire relationship?
or looking for men and judging them primarily on wealth and looks?
women are full of shit and marriage is a bullshit institution.
im definitely not full of shit. I am a fairly serious woman that chooses a man based on his intelligence, his passion, and our chemistry. I have been known to date men that are not attractive, because they have something special about them. And i tend to run away from guys that have too much money, because most of them are arrogant bastards. I think it is important for a woman to try and slim down after having a kid, cos it could ruin the relationship… But saying such derrogatory jokes really makes me angry. I find it so offensive. And what do you mean about ruining a beautiful women’s body? Are you against having children? Or just interested in letting the less attractive women have kids? What a silly comment…
Holy shit. What happened to Heather Locklear?
Aaaand what is this site’s name?
Kermit fappin to this.
Oh man, somehow I thought this was Kiera Knightley!
You too?? I was afraid my hangover was making me hallucinate.
I also thought it was Keira Knightly. Damn.
I’m kind of apprehensive about the updated comments section — aren’t you worried that messages filled with images, videos, and “likes” will turn this site into a hornier version of myspace and facebook combined?
Yeah. Fish is really “worried” that this site might become like Facebook, only hornier.
He looks haggard
really??? that’s the comment that won? wow
Like men are so fucking great, puleaseeeeee.
That’s why you find so many whiny men now a days because they are all assholes and end up alone.
They are fat, hairy, ugly and smelly but still think they are great because they are men lmao
And for your information that comment is so invalid because I know many men who would love to get married and many women who couldn’t care less about marriage.
Fear of commitment comes in both sexes.
The joke is on her “real” dad – he’s the one who had to bang Kris Jenner . . .
rough week, not much
wish there as a feature in the comments where you could like or dislike amongst eachother. poz or neg comments anonymously. rate comments as good or bad. just a small off-to-the-right feature. i think the commentors here would enjoy seeing what the consensus is among eachother.
hmm, I think that’s what people already do when they reply +1 or -1 to a comment with their name shown.
-5
The same people always leave the best comments – McFeely, It Had To Be Said, Eric and a few others.
Too funny.
:)
Good work baiting out the fat chicks cc, now hand me that tranquilizer gun!
chuckle
Butthurt much? Good lord some of you have a stick up your ass.
yeh you are probably right… but seriously, that comment is bloody awful. I find it distasteful
lol
Poor Maria.
Here come the rest of the Lohan clan:
http://jeffords.blogspot.com/2012/01/sci-fi-icons-6-morlocks.html
Good lord! Is that the skin of her bare stomach?! It looks like petrified hessian! Or tripe that’s been beaten with a mallet and dried on a hook!
LMFAO!
“Hel-looooooooooo!” ” I’m bored. Talk to me!”
Totally not a gay C&W singer.
Say, that house keeper wasn’t bad, comparitively….
Sharon, please explain the white leather midsection with either an extremely high or low belly button OR one that is missing completely!
haha, the best
No Fair.
Who Photoshopped the hook out of her mouth?
Hah! Good one.
Can… not… unsee…
Great!
Can’t you at least correct the typos before you post these comments?
They said Whitney is dead, just means more crack rocks for Lindsay.
Can someone please tell me who this is?
Nicole Eggert.
Where’s the “thumbs up” button on this thing for non-Assbookers? Brilliant! And for the haters, what are you doing on The Superficial? We laugh at people and their appearance here.
YES!
Even in her pre-’hungry hippo’ pics, you could tell there was a fat woman in there trying to get out.
Old school snarf I assume
What they said…
Skank without a watch!
Set instagram filter to “Daddy”
Oh wait… Wasn’t that necklace hanging in my shop yesterday?
Some people have wondered if that’s not her actual body. I can’t tell, because her head really is that huge! “Like an orange on a tootkpick!” Anyone know for sure?
toothpick :)
This is hot
Girls in sport gear is hot
I’m kinda embarrassed in that fact that I used to call her pretty.
is she getting fate ? :D
Holy shit… I just looked up images of her. What the hell has she been eating? I am married with 3 kids. My wife has some stretch marks and sags a bit here and there and I am fine with it, but if she looked like that she’d be finding somewhere else to sleep.