The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.9

February 11th, 2012 // 84 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where Photo Boy and I highlight the comments from throughout the week that make us laugh and/or fear for the future humanity. On that note, the threads are about to get a nice overhaul shortly and soon you little shitheads will get to embed videos, gifs, etc. along with voting your favorite comments up and down. You’ll feel like you’ve never truly lived.

I posted ScarJo bikini pics way past my drinking/bedtime last night. Look at them,

- The Superficial

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  1. forrest gump

    ……..let’s meet the true WITCH OF EASTWICK/california!!!!!!!!

  2. Wilmer Valderrama
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  3. Lindsay Lohan
    Cock Dr
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    I’ll bet she does a lot of snarfing.

  4. Lindsay Lohan
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    Wow man isn’t she like younger than 25. I almost feel bad for her she looks like ass.

  5. Ralph Fiennes
    Ganja Din
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    Nicely done, Mr. Brown Streak (if that IS your real name).

  6. Lindsay Lohan
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    what the f is wrong with her top lip these days, and why is she trying to look like her mom?

  7. Nicole Eggert
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    wow, that is such a nasty thing to say. You sound like a wonderful person to have a life with. Enjoy marrying an empty shelled fake-breasted woman, if you are even rich and good looking enough to find someone like that… or just growing old alone. Ass.

    • dooood

      what is worse? not wanting to completely ruin a beautiful woman’s body not to mention the entire relationship?

      or looking for men and judging them primarily on wealth and looks?

      women are full of shit and marriage is a bullshit institution.

      • maika

        im definitely not full of shit. I am a fairly serious woman that chooses a man based on his intelligence, his passion, and our chemistry. I have been known to date men that are not attractive, because they have something special about them. And i tend to run away from guys that have too much money, because most of them are arrogant bastards. I think it is important for a woman to try and slim down after having a kid, cos it could ruin the relationship… But saying such derrogatory jokes really makes me angry. I find it so offensive. And what do you mean about ruining a beautiful women’s body? Are you against having children? Or just interested in letting the less attractive women have kids? What a silly comment…

  8. Lindsay Lohan
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    Holy shit. What happened to Heather Locklear?

  9. Nicole Eggert
    Nekkid Dawg
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    Aaaand what is this site’s name?


    Kermit fappin to this.

  11. Rumer Willis
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    Oh man, somehow I thought this was Kiera Knightley!

  12. anon

    I’m kind of apprehensive about the updated comments section — aren’t you worried that messages filled with images, videos, and “likes” will turn this site into a hornier version of myspace and facebook combined?

  13. Wilmer Valderrama
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    He looks haggard

  14. Nicole Eggert
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    really??? that’s the comment that won? wow
    Like men are so fucking great, puleaseeeeee.
    That’s why you find so many whiny men now a days because they are all assholes and end up alone.
    They are fat, hairy, ugly and smelly but still think they are great because they are men lmao

  15. Nicole Eggert
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    And for your information that comment is so invalid because I know many men who would love to get married and many women who couldn’t care less about marriage.
    Fear of commitment comes in both sexes.

  16. Khloe Kardashian Alex Roldan
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    The joke is on her “real” dad – he’s the one who had to bang Kris Jenner . . .

  17. yeah

    rough week, not much

  18. yeah

    wish there as a feature in the comments where you could like or dislike amongst eachother. poz or neg comments anonymously. rate comments as good or bad. just a small off-to-the-right feature. i think the commentors here would enjoy seeing what the consensus is among eachother.

  19. Sharon Stone Bare Midriff
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    Too funny.

  20. Nicole Eggert
    Juaquin ingles
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    Good work baiting out the fat chicks cc, now hand me that tranquilizer gun!

  21. Nicole Eggert
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    Butthurt much? Good lord some of you have a stick up your ass.

  22. Wilmer Valderrama
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  23. Maria Shriver
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    Poor Maria.

  24. Lindsay Lohan
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  25. Sharon Stone Bare Midriff
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    Good lord! Is that the skin of her bare stomach?! It looks like petrified hessian! Or tripe that’s been beaten with a mallet and dried on a hook!

  26. Lingerie Football League
    The Voice
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    “Hel-looooooooooo!” ” I’m bored. Talk to me!”

  27. Randy Travis Mugshot
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    Totally not a gay C&W singer.

  28. Maria Shriver
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    Say, that house keeper wasn’t bad, comparitively….

  29. Sharon Stone Bare Midriff
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    Sharon, please explain the white leather midsection with either an extremely high or low belly button OR one that is missing completely!

  30. Spider-Man Set Shots
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    haha, the best

  31. Lindsay Lohan
    Buddy the Elf
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    No Fair.
    Who Photoshopped the hook out of her mouth?

  32. Lindsay Lohan
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    Hah! Good one.

  33. Lingerie Football League
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    Can… not… unsee…

  34. Ralph Fiennes
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  35. Spider-Man Set Shots
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    Can’t you at least correct the typos before you post these comments?

  36. Party over here.

    They said Whitney is dead, just means more crack rocks for Lindsay.

  37. Nicole Eggert
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    Can someone please tell me who this is?

  38. Nicole Eggert
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    Where’s the “thumbs up” button on this thing for non-Assbookers? Brilliant! And for the haters, what are you doing on The Superficial? We laugh at people and their appearance here.

  39. Ralph Fiennes
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  40. Nicole Eggert
    Colostomy Bag
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    Even in her pre-’hungry hippo’ pics, you could tell there was a fat woman in there trying to get out.

  41. Lindsay Lohan
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    Old school snarf I assume

  42. Sharon Stone Bare Midriff
    Big Rick O'Brien
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    What they said…

  43. Lindsay Lohan
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    Skank without a watch!

  44. Khloe Kardashian Alex Roldan
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    Set instagram filter to “Daddy”

  45. Lindsay Lohan
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    Oh wait… Wasn’t that necklace hanging in my shop yesterday?

  46. Khloe Kardashian Alex Roldan
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    Some people have wondered if that’s not her actual body. I can’t tell, because her head really is that huge! “Like an orange on a tootkpick!” Anyone know for sure?

  47. Lingerie Football League
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    This is hot

    Girls in sport gear is hot

  48. Lindsay Lohan
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    I’m kinda embarrassed in that fact that I used to call her pretty.

  49. Lindsay Lohan
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    is she getting fate ? :D

  50. Nicole Eggert
    Shallow Mike
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    Holy shit… I just looked up images of her. What the hell has she been eating? I am married with 3 kids. My wife has some stretch marks and sags a bit here and there and I am fine with it, but if she looked like that she’d be finding somewhere else to sleep.

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