Quick, what’s Kashyyyk for “papa?”
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet covering this week’s random shit-spray of topics: From Liam Neeson breaking every single infidel’s face with his particular set of skills to that time Miley Cyrus sloppily tried to blow a giant penis cake because she’s a southern lady. Or basically the two exact moments in our civilization when future anthropologists will point and go, “Yup, right here. Right here is when they were fucked. Tell Cat-Master Somerhalder to prepare the time litter. His hour is at hand.”
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Here I thought Madonna Changed her hair
Fucking Eric rocks!
making the best of poor source material, well done
+1
that’s awesome
best one!
Extremely funny even without a caption.
Far funnier without that caption, unless you’re nine or younger.
Haha!
5 dollar foot long
Thee most ridiculous pose ever!
Frist!
Seriously? That is supposed to be Pattinson??
Guess that whole living healthy and eating well really fell by the wayside…
Just a little too much Brilliant Lights shampoo there toots!! You look like a purple nurple!
Slow week.
whew…that’s putting it lightly!
srsly the only difference is the hair color and of course, khloe shaves.
I totally thought that was a pregnant belly with boobs.
Oh motherhood!
holy shit they look the same lol
pregs again? geez..
why would she pose like this??? It always comes back to haunt them.,,famous people are dumb…
nice self tanner job. just gr8..
LMAO
Is it wrong that I like her hair color??
No, it is an interesting hair color. I kind of like it myself, especially in this particular hairstyle.
omfg hilarious!
… And they both have matching ham wallets
This dude never fucked Kris Jenner, stop believing everything the Kardashian publicity machine tells you.
Definitely my favorite in the bunch.
It’s the “good” Jennifer,. Ben should thank his lucky stars he escaped the first one.
Word.
Getting Wiliaml Hurt as his lawyer was an interesting legal tactic.
Whoa – he does remind one of William Hurt, doesn’t he? Good catch.
Recently football has just been taking up too much of God’s time.
God needs to put down the remote and get back to work.
Strange things happen to some of these dresses when the flashes hit them.
Wookies are known for their hirstuteness….it is a defining characteristic.
these people don’t know it yet…………..BUT I AM, folks!!
Weeeee, I’m on fire!
Her father is perez hilton?
Nice. :)
she looks like one of the scary mobsters from the sopranos, in drag after being caught in a hairspray accident.
I’m always baffled as to why her hands are so white, but the rest of her is just…taupe.
Um, am I alone in my thinking that she is beautiful??? I have never once thought of her as an ogre! She seems like the only sweet one, too, so maybe this hairdresser guy gave her some good genes.
yeah ur alone.
but nice try khloe.
Naw, you’re not alone, you’re just fucking blind!
No, you’re not alone. I think she’s beautiful, and the least offensive of the three Kardashian girls. Sure, she can say some pretty gross things, but she more than makes up for that with her common sense and rationality. There was a scene in her wedding special where she, her mom, and either one of her sisters or her best friend, went shopping for kitchenware to put on her gift registry. Her mom loved a place setting that cost several hundred dollars – more than $400.00 for just one place setting – and didn’t think it was unreasonable at all. Khloe looked at her mom like she was crazy, and basically said that not only would her friends not be able to afford such gifts, but that it was crazy to pay that much for one place setting anyway. Seriously, how could one not like Khloe after she does something like that?
He scares me.
I know what I’m afraid of.
She’s half black and hides her afro because she’s ashamed to be half black.
Naw she loves being half black, it’s kind like being half intelligent. HA HA HA!
That thread was super fun. It was almost as good as the Paterno is dead one.
I think this is more of a Paul Scheer situation here
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,
I GIVE YOU THE BLACK ED HARRIS!!!!!!
ET PHONE HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“And I was like, hang on guys, let me turn the camera on…”
Wooooowwww that was sooooooo funny….hahahaha stop it, Fish!!! AAAAAAAhahahahahahahha….AAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahhahahah I can’t stand it soooooo funnny
Meet the next Governor of California, suckers
ZERO chance of that happening.
The piece is called “How He Looks To Himself When Looking In Mirror”
“What’s that? Your wife hasn’t eaten in a week? Ugh, I WISH I had that kind of discipline…” by LilBee was much much funnier. Alas, a feeble anti-religious swipe wins the day.
I like how my suggestion that God pay attention to African poverty rather than the Denver Broncos amounts to an “anti-religious swipe.”
Box office gold.