The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.7

January 28th, 2012 // 77 Comments

Quick, what’s Kashyyyk for “papa?”

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet covering this week’s random shit-spray of topics: From Liam Neeson breaking every single infidel’s face with his particular set of skills to that time Miley Cyrus sloppily tried to blow a giant penis cake because she’s a southern lady. Or basically the two exact moments in our civilization when future anthropologists will point and go, “Yup, right here. Right here is when they were fucked. Tell Cat-Master Somerhalder to prepare the time litter. His hour is at hand.”

Help us, Kitty-Kat Detective, you’re our only hope,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Courtesy of Hollywoodite

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  1. Vanessa Paradis
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Here I thought Madonna Changed her hair

  2. Britney's shaved snatch

    Fucking Eric rocks!

  3. Kendra Wilkinson
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    making the best of poor source material, well done

  4. Liam Neeson
    Meech
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    that’s awesome

  5. Oprah
    Scott
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    best one!

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    Extremely funny even without a caption.

  7. Miley Cyrus Drunk Penis Cake
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha!

  8. Kim Kardashian
    bonerofcuntention
    Commented on this photo:

    5 dollar foot long

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Thee most ridiculous pose ever!

  10. Khloe Kardashian Alex Roldan
    deeznutz
    Commented on this photo:

    Frist!

  11. Robert Pattinson Wax Figure
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously? That is supposed to be Pattinson??

  12. Oprah
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Guess that whole living healthy and eating well really fell by the wayside…

  13. Kelly Osbourne
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Just a little too much Brilliant Lights shampoo there toots!! You look like a purple nurple!

  14. Kim Kardashian
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    Slow week.

  15. Khloe Kardashian Alex Roldan
    pretty vacant
    Commented on this photo:

    srsly the only difference is the hair color and of course, khloe shaves.

  16. Miley Cyrus Drunk Penis Cake
    marlyn
    Commented on this photo:

    I totally thought that was a pregnant belly with boobs.

  17. Jennifer Garner
    Linds
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh motherhood!

  18. Khloe Kardashian Alex Roldan
    wth
    Commented on this photo:

    holy shit they look the same lol

  19. Jennifer Garner
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    pregs again? geez..

  20. Miley Cyrus Drunk Penis Cake
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    why would she pose like this??? It always comes back to haunt them.,,famous people are dumb…

  21. Kim Kardashian
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    nice self tanner job. just gr8..

  22. Gisele Bundchen
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    LMAO

  23. Kelly Osbourne
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it wrong that I like her hair color??

    • Trek Girl

      No, it is an interesting hair color. I kind of like it myself, especially in this particular hairstyle.

  24. Liam Neeson
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    omfg hilarious!

  25. Khloe Kardashian Alex Roldan
    Commented on this photo:

    … And they both have matching ham wallets

  26. Khloe Kardashian Alex Roldan
    Dont be stupid
    Commented on this photo:

    This dude never fucked Kris Jenner, stop believing everything the Kardashian publicity machine tells you.

  27. Liam Neeson
    Sad Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    Definitely my favorite in the bunch.

  28. Jennifer Garner
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the “good” Jennifer,. Ben should thank his lucky stars he escaped the first one.

  29. Mel Gibson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Getting Wiliaml Hurt as his lawyer was an interesting legal tactic.

  30. Gisele Bundchen
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Recently football has just been taking up too much of God’s time.
    God needs to put down the remote and get back to work.

  31. Jessica Chastain
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Strange things happen to some of these dresses when the flashes hit them.

  32. Khloe Kardashian Alex Roldan
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Wookies are known for their hirstuteness….it is a defining characteristic.

  33. forrest gump

    these people don’t know it yet…………..BUT I AM, folks!!

  34. Danny Glover
    Commented on this photo:

    Weeeee, I’m on fire!

  35. Khloe Kardashian Alex Roldan
    b
    Commented on this photo:

    Her father is perez hilton?

  36. Kim Kardashian
    MoonBeam
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m always baffled as to why her hands are so white, but the rest of her is just…taupe.

  37. Khloe Kardashian Alex Roldan
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, am I alone in my thinking that she is beautiful??? I have never once thought of her as an ogre! She seems like the only sweet one, too, so maybe this hairdresser guy gave her some good genes.

    • lagra

      yeah ur alone.
      but nice try khloe.

    • Kardashian-Hater

      Naw, you’re not alone, you’re just fucking blind!

    • Trek Girl

      No, you’re not alone. I think she’s beautiful, and the least offensive of the three Kardashian girls. Sure, she can say some pretty gross things, but she more than makes up for that with her common sense and rationality. There was a scene in her wedding special where she, her mom, and either one of her sisters or her best friend, went shopping for kitchenware to put on her gift registry. Her mom loved a place setting that cost several hundred dollars – more than $400.00 for just one place setting – and didn’t think it was unreasonable at all. Khloe looked at her mom like she was crazy, and basically said that not only would her friends not be able to afford such gifts, but that it was crazy to pay that much for one place setting anyway. Seriously, how could one not like Khloe after she does something like that?

  38. Bruce Jenner
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    He scares me.

  39. Vanessa Paradis
    Commented on this photo:

    I know what I’m afraid of.

  40. Khloe Kardashian Alex Roldan
    Black is Back
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s half black and hides her afro because she’s ashamed to be half black.

  41. Liam Neeson
    Commented on this photo:

    That thread was super fun. It was almost as good as the Paterno is dead one.

  42. Vanessa Paradis
    Kat
    Commented on this photo:

    I think this is more of a Paul Scheer situation here

  43. Seal
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,

    I GIVE YOU THE BLACK ED HARRIS!!!!!!

  44. Seal
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    ET PHONE HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. Kim Kardashian
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    “And I was like, hang on guys, let me turn the camera on…”

  46. Ashton Kutcher
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Wooooowwww that was sooooooo funny….hahahaha stop it, Fish!!! AAAAAAAhahahahahahahha….AAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahhahahah I can’t stand it soooooo funnny

  47. Bruce Jenner
    hoi polloi
    Commented on this photo:

    Meet the next Governor of California, suckers

  48. President Obama Incredible Hulk
    hoi polloi
    Commented on this photo:

    The piece is called “How He Looks To Himself When Looking In Mirror”

  49. Gisele Bundchen
    hoi polloi
    Commented on this photo:

    “What’s that? Your wife hasn’t eaten in a week? Ugh, I WISH I had that kind of discipline…” by LilBee was much much funnier. Alas, a feeble anti-religious swipe wins the day.

  50. Liam Neeson
    JosieBelle
    Commented on this photo:

    Box office gold.

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