The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.7

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2012

Quick, what’s Kashyyyk for “papa?”

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet covering this week’s random shit-spray of topics: From Liam Neeson breaking every single infidel’s face with his particular set of skills to that time Miley Cyrus sloppily tried to blow a giant penis cake because she’s a southern lady. Or basically the two exact moments in our civilization when future anthropologists will point and go, “Yup, right here. Right here is when they were fucked. Tell Cat-Master Somerhalder to prepare the time litter. His hour is at hand.”

Help us, Kitty-Kat Detective, you’re our only hope,

– The Superficial

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