The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.52

December 22nd, 2012 // 65 Comments

Welcome to 2012′s final installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is, admittedly, not our strongest considering most of us checked out around Tuesday and have entered the third holiday stage: Hating anyone in a store that isn’t you. Fa la la la la! In the meantime, just a heads up on the galleries: You can navigate them now just by using the left and right arrow keys on your keyboard which I see has caused some confusion on The Crap We Missed. Also, definitely know the galleries start geeking out when it tries to load the next one, along with other fun little bugs we’re working on that come with change. Scary, scary change. *clings to gun and Jebus* But real talk: Look how fast you can ogle Alex Morgan‘s butt. Time and space practically cease to exist.

See you Monday for a holiday send-off starring you’ll never guess who,

- The Superficial

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  1. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Snooki's Taint
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    I would merely like to point out that Kim’s ass now ends about 2″ above her knee.

  2. Ben Affleck House Armed Services Committee Hearing On The Evolving Security Situation In The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
    Mark
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    The Most Important People is broken, the quotes are in super tiny light grey on white and the slider covers longer quotes.

    • Tepid Vanilla (extra medium)

      Sadly, the whole site seems to be broken. This page just reverted to plain text only for me. Comments get posted to wrong picture. The picture jumps before you could finish typing a comment. Sometimes the thumbnail pics don’t appear. Plus now you can’t thumb up/down without signing in. I hope they fix them soon.

  3. Sandoucheky

    Does text longer than three lines-worth start to get hidden behind the gallery thumbnails for anyone else? Like this: http://i49.tinypic.com/9912px.png

  4. The Old Man

    Things like this never happened before the Great War!! Danged progress!

  5. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    A goddess.

  6. Jessica Simpson Bridesmaid Zach Braff CaCee Cobb Donald Faison Wedding
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    What did Happy_Evil_Dude say?

  7. Jessica Simpson Bridesmaid Zach Braff CaCee Cobb Donald Faison Wedding
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    Sorry about that. At first Happy_Evil_Dude’s comment didn’t appear.

  8. Jessica Simpson Bridesmaid Joe Simpson CaCee Cobb Donald Faison Wedding
    Tinka
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    Wut? Totally missing the joke here. :|

  9. Jessica Simpson Bridesmaid Zach Braff CaCee Cobb Donald Faison Wedding
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    Zack Braff is looking pretty bad there.

  10. Alanis Morissette Fat Mario Treadway
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    LOL!

  11. Britney Spears Cleavage Crazy Faces X Factor Finale
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    So appropriate.

  12. Ben Affleck House Armed Services Committee Hearing On The Evolving Security Situation In The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
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    This was definitely the best comment this week.

  13. Miley Cyrus Big Booty Ho Stripper
    Bringbackbabalu
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    Pfff mine was better!

  14. lawn

    Why is every entry posted under Miley Cyrus?

  15. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    tikatab
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    best comment ever

  16. Alanis Morissette Fat Mario Treadway
    karlito
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    i bet Ryan Reynolds is glad he dodged that bullet. YIKES!!

  17. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Tight Fit
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    That’s some SERIOUS spandex at work!

  18. President Obama Spider-Man Costume Kid
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    Hahahahahahahaha

  19. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    That comment is AWESOMENESS!

  20. Jessica Simpson Bridesmaid Zach Braff CaCee Cobb Donald Faison Wedding
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    Ha!

  21. Melanie Griffith Butt Tight Jeans
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    Funny because it’s true.

  22. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    The best caption ever :)

  23. Prince Charles
    Johnny P!
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    Merry Christmas, Crouton!

  24. Miley Cyrus Big Booty Ho Stripper
    ugh
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought that was Justin Bieber, seriously.

  25. Miley Cyrus Big Booty Ho Stripper
    ITOLDYOU
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    Why is she making that face?????

    • Moo Cow Hunter

      Either she has difficulty accepting being a lesbian. Or just remembered chipmunks store walnuts for winter and she forgot to.

  26. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    *Amused and wistful.*

  27. Melanie Griffith Butt Tight Jeans
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    Haahahaha
    Harsh but fair. :D

  28. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Trident Afghan
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    I think I’d follow him to my sacrificial doom. :D

  29. Miley Cyrus Big Booty Ho Stripper
    Edvard Munch
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    Is that Cher’s ass?

  30. Melanie Griffith Butt Tight Jeans
    chicka
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahahah damn!!!

  31. Miley Cyrus Big Booty Ho Stripper
    ih8bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    yes Beaver and Mylar look the same now

  32. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  33. Alanis Morissette Fat Mario Treadway
    anon
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m so confused. is this alanis morisette?

  34. President Obama Spider-Man Costume Kid
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Hee hee. Good one!

  35. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    This comment feels like a Christmas present.

  36. Prince Charles
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Yeah, we love you, BC. :)

  37. Melanie Griffith Butt Tight Jeans
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I don’t even know who this is…

    That’s not good.

    • It would help if all the photos in the gallery weren’t tagged “Miley Cyrus.” BAD FISH! NO BOOBIES FOR YOU!

      • Aaaaaaand… the tags corrected after I clicked “Submit.” I’m guessing the new scrolling system has a few bugs. I STAND BY MY ORIGINAL “BAD FISH.”

  38. President Obama Spider-Man Costume Kid
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Best comment I read in weeks.

  39. Miley Cyrus Big Booty Ho Stripper
    Eddiies
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    She looks like Roger Rabbit. Check it out, you know I`m right.

  40. Miley Cyrus Big Booty Ho Stripper
    Miley's strap-on
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    WTF is this..angry lesbian sex?

  41. Alanis Morissette Fat Mario Treadway
    ma
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    that looks like Ilanis Morrisette (spelling?) not octomom, with James Van der beek,

  42. Miley Cyrus Big Booty Ho Stripper
    friendlyretort
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    I thought that was Bieber and Selena for a minute.

  43. Bar Refaeli Underwear Ad
    Joe Blow
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    Wow… look at that floor. Someone had a full bladder!

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  45. Alanis Morissette Fat Mario Treadway
    sweetlips
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not Van Der Beek – it’s Mario “MC Souleye” Treadway.

  46. Britney Spears Cleavage Crazy Faces X Factor Finale
    EDDIE HITLER
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    Can you say “FIIIIIRRRREEEDDDDDD?”

    Fucking trailer trash half-wit.

  47. Miley Cyrus Big Booty Ho Stripper
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    miley done gone and became ellen degeneres. mixed with drugs. and Pink. honestly, she looks like pink. that’s what i’m getting out of this. pink. and ellen. and drugs.

  48. Miley Cyrus Big Booty Ho Stripper
    Veronika Larsson
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    And somewhere, there are two mothers who just couldn’t be any prouder of their daughters. *Sniff* Their babies have growed up.

  49. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    the guy in the back face..priceless

  50. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    yuik
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    that dress is for someone 4 sizes smaller, grim

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