Welcome to 2012′s final installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is, admittedly, not our strongest considering most of us checked out around Tuesday and have entered the third holiday stage: Hating anyone in a store that isn’t you. Fa la la la la! In the meantime, just a heads up on the galleries: You can navigate them now just by using the left and right arrow keys on your keyboard which I see has caused some confusion on The Crap We Missed. Also, definitely know the galleries start geeking out when it tries to load the next one, along with other fun little bugs we’re working on that come with change. Scary, scary change. *clings to gun and Jebus* But real talk: Look how fast you can ogle Alex Morgan‘s butt. Time and space practically cease to exist.
See you Monday for a holiday send-off starring you’ll never guess who,
- The Superficial
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I would merely like to point out that Kim’s ass now ends about 2″ above her knee.
http://www.HappyHolidaysWithGoogle.qr.net/j0NQ/Job2013=O2m5pYEaSY
The Most Important People is broken, the quotes are in super tiny light grey on white and the slider covers longer quotes.
Sadly, the whole site seems to be broken. This page just reverted to plain text only for me. Comments get posted to wrong picture. The picture jumps before you could finish typing a comment. Sometimes the thumbnail pics don’t appear. Plus now you can’t thumb up/down without signing in. I hope they fix them soon.
Does text longer than three lines-worth start to get hidden behind the gallery thumbnails for anyone else? Like this: http://i49.tinypic.com/9912px.png
Things like this never happened before the Great War!! Danged progress!
A goddess.
I don’t think Medusa actually qulifies a a goddess.
What did Happy_Evil_Dude say?
Sorry about that. At first Happy_Evil_Dude’s comment didn’t appear.
Wut? Totally missing the joke here. :|
The whole “Joe Simpson is gay” thing
Zack Braff is looking pretty bad there.
LOL!
So appropriate.
This was definitely the best comment this week.
Pfff mine was better!
*checks*
Nope. Nope it wasn’t.
Sorry.
Yeah, this says about the same but is shorter and to the point. There’s an art to this snark thing (which is why I’m never featured).
Why is every entry posted under Miley Cyrus?
best comment ever
i bet Ryan Reynolds is glad he dodged that bullet. YIKES!!
That’s some SERIOUS spandex at work!
Hahahahahahahaha
That comment is AWESOMENESS!
Ha!
Funny because it’s true.
The best caption ever :)
Merry Christmas, Crouton!
I thought that was Justin Bieber, seriously.
Why is she making that face?????
Either she has difficulty accepting being a lesbian. Or just remembered chipmunks store walnuts for winter and she forgot to.
*Amused and wistful.*
Haahahaha
Harsh but fair. :D
I think I’d follow him to my sacrificial doom. :D
Is that Cher’s ass?
hahahahah damn!!!
yes Beaver and Mylar look the same now
MOO
i’m so confused. is this alanis morisette?
Hee hee. Good one!
This comment feels like a Christmas present.
Yeah, we love you, BC. :)
I don’t even know who this is…
That’s not good.
It would help if all the photos in the gallery weren’t tagged “Miley Cyrus.” BAD FISH! NO BOOBIES FOR YOU!
Aaaaaaand… the tags corrected after I clicked “Submit.” I’m guessing the new scrolling system has a few bugs. I STAND BY MY ORIGINAL “BAD FISH.”
Best comment I read in weeks.
She looks like Roger Rabbit. Check it out, you know I`m right.
WTF is this..angry lesbian sex?
that looks like Ilanis Morrisette (spelling?) not octomom, with James Van der beek,
I thought that was Bieber and Selena for a minute.
Wow… look at that floor. Someone had a full bladder!
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That’s not Van Der Beek – it’s Mario “MC Souleye” Treadway.
Can you say “FIIIIIRRRREEEDDDDDD?”
Fucking trailer trash half-wit.
miley done gone and became ellen degeneres. mixed with drugs. and Pink. honestly, she looks like pink. that’s what i’m getting out of this. pink. and ellen. and drugs.
And somewhere, there are two mothers who just couldn’t be any prouder of their daughters. *Sniff* Their babies have growed up.
the guy in the back face..priceless
that dress is for someone 4 sizes smaller, grim