Welcome to another exciting installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we’ve had in awhile, so clearly Simon Cowell’s moobs are your muse and we should devote 90% of the site to them. Well, consider your message received.
To man-titties and beyond!
- The Mooberficial
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Photo: Pacific Coast News
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| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
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Jennifer Lopez In A Swimsuit Causes Gang Violence |
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Haa… donno’ know that is, but the quote definitely fits.
Nice.
We love to insult the crap list celebrities so much. Such low hanging fruit is impossible to resist.
Funny because it’s probably true.
Ugh. Nasty.
He’s looking frighteningly Thom Yorke-y here.
Pedosmile
Jon Cryer > Ashton Kutcher = Charlie Sheen
Charlie’s acting = Jon’s acting > Ashton’s acting
Huh?
Priceless.
Yea WTF is that?
I’m surprised you haven’t heard of him. He had a starring role on the television show Lost that lasted about 15 minutes exactly. And his character had two last names.
she has the same..”lump” as the dude behind her.
this is the last time…STOP JOKING AROUND!!!!
Ashton Kutcher’s String-Theory: “Be very careful if you yank a dangling thread from a woman’s cut-offs, it could be attached to a tampon. I learned that the hard way… on more than one occasion.”
Sometimes it’s best to not say anything.
The little pink horns and hint of pink tail behind her are actually kind of cute. You never know.
The photo loaded after I read the comment, which both scared me and made me giggle under the sheets. “I wonder who they– jeezum crow!!”
is this dood ever going to come out?
What a twat!
No comeback happening anytime soon.
Ewwwww…Freaky dude!
Jabba the Aguilera.
exactly what i was thinking!
Or simply her fake boobs!
Devilish blow up twat?
Four guys and a girl…how romantic…
But I wish I was because you are magnificent!!
He needs all the help he can get!
Fitting!
The Freak and the ones that are attracted to him. Waste of space!
Love my bracelet…2 bucks man!
Morons!
^ I like this caption
the battle cry of all fat people!!!!
It’s like that movie “Identity” but with herpes
“Because I’m FAT, I’m FAT, you know I’m realy FAT!” she cried.
I’m sorry Olivia. I’m just teasing. In fact if you need a professional boob squeezer, just ask
Homo.
ps
I didn’t notice it before but she looks like a Landstrider from The Dark Crystal!
Wandering nipples.
STFU! there was a show called lost? Yea never watched it, didn’t care.
Loser
Real father: Bruce Wayne
What are those lumps on her chest above her boobs?
Those are her ribs and clavicle.
Whys he wearing a wedding band?
That can’t be the right story link.
This made me laugh!
LOL! That dog is adorable.
This! This made me crack up.
HO, boy.
Ooh, Ian Somerhalder. Me gusta.
She’s trying to get a good look at a picture of her butt. It spills on to screen number two.
I have seen drop dead gorgeous trailer trash girls that should be given a chance in Hollywood over her.
“check it out, I just stuck my finger in my ass, and it smells like peaches…”
There is a definite bulge in her pants…. gross.