The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.5

January 14th, 2012 // 73 Comments

Welcome to another exciting installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we’ve had in awhile, so clearly Simon Cowell’s moobs are your muse and we should devote 90% of the site to them. Well, consider your message received.

To man-titties and beyond!

- The Mooberficial

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Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Tila Tequila Cleavage Underwear
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    +1

  2. Ian Somerhalder
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    Haa… donno’ know that is, but the quote definitely fits.

  3. Tila Tequila Cleavage Underwear
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    Nice.

  4. Tila Tequila Cleavage Underwear
    Cock Dr
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    We love to insult the crap list celebrities so much. Such low hanging fruit is impossible to resist.

  5. Kim Kardashian Two Cell Phones
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    Funny because it’s probably true.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Philipp Plein Photo Shoot
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    Ugh. Nasty.

  7. Elijah Wood
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    He’s looking frighteningly Thom Yorke-y here.

  8. Elijah Wood
    Rick James
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    Pedosmile

  9. Ashton Kutcher Jon Cryer
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    Jon Cryer > Ashton Kutcher = Charlie Sheen

    Charlie’s acting = Jon’s acting > Ashton’s acting

  10. Justin Bieber Dick Speaker Robot
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    Priceless.

  11. Ian Somerhalder
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    Yea WTF is that?

    • Gordon GEICO

      I’m surprised you haven’t heard of him. He had a starring role on the television show Lost that lasted about 15 minutes exactly. And his character had two last names.

  12. Tila Tequila Cleavage Underwear
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    she has the same..”lump” as the dude behind her.

  13. doctor snuggles

    this is the last time…STOP JOKING AROUND!!!!

  14. Ashton Kutcher
    Evil Dick Tater
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    Ashton Kutcher’s String-Theory: “Be very careful if you yank a dangling thread from a woman’s cut-offs, it could be attached to a tampon. I learned that the hard way… on more than one occasion.”

  15. Khloe Kardashian
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    The little pink horns and hint of pink tail behind her are actually kind of cute. You never know.

  16. Elijah Wood
    Brooke
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    The photo loaded after I read the comment, which both scared me and made me giggle under the sheets. “I wonder who they– jeezum crow!!”

  17. Elijah Wood
    eatme
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    is this dood ever going to come out?

  18. Kim Kardashian Two Cell Phones
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    What a twat!

  19. Lindsay Lohan Philipp Plein Photo Shoot
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    No comeback happening anytime soon.

  20. Elijah Wood
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Ewwwww…Freaky dude!

  21. Christina Aguilera
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Jabba the Aguilera.

  22. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Or simply her fake boobs!

  23. Khloe Kardashian
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Devilish blow up twat?

  24. Julianne Hough Bikini Ryan Seacreast
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Four guys and a girl…how romantic…

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger Dog
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    But I wish I was because you are magnificent!!

  26. Justin Bieber Dick Speaker Robot
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    He needs all the help he can get!

  27. Snooki Cleavage Tattoo
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Fitting!

  28. Corey Feldman
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    The Freak and the ones that are attracted to him. Waste of space!

  29. Khloe Kardashian
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Love my bracelet…2 bucks man!

  30. Simon Cowell
    squishy
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    Morons!

  31. Christina Aguilera
    karlito
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    the battle cry of all fat people!!!!

  32. Tila Tequila Cleavage Underwear
    The joaker
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    It’s like that movie “Identity” but with herpes

  33. Christina Aguilera
    Blubbo
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    “Because I’m FAT, I’m FAT, you know I’m realy FAT!” she cried.

  34. Olivia Munn Naked PETA
    The joaker
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry Olivia. I’m just teasing. In fact if you need a professional boob squeezer, just ask

  35. Simon Cowell
    HITLER
    Commented on this photo:

    Homo.

    ps

  36. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Great White Pygmy
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t notice it before but she looks like a Landstrider from The Dark Crystal!

  37. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    JustHereForTheLaughs
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    Wandering nipples.

  38. Ian Somerhalder
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    STFU! there was a show called lost? Yea never watched it, didn’t care.

  39. Khloe Kardashian
    donkeylicks
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    Real father: Bruce Wayne

  40. Tila Tequila Cleavage Underwear
    alc122
    Commented on this photo:

    What are those lumps on her chest above her boobs?

  41. Ashton Kutcher
    Nik
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    Whys he wearing a wedding band?

  42. Torrie Wilson Bikini Alex Rodriguez
    Commented on this photo:

    That can’t be the right story link.

  43. Arnold Schwarzenegger Dog
    Lunt
    Commented on this photo:

    This made me laugh!

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger Dog
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL! That dog is adorable.

  45. Khloe Kardashian
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    This! This made me crack up.

    HO, boy.

  46. Ian Somerhalder
    D-chi
    Commented on this photo:

    Ooh, Ian Somerhalder. Me gusta.

  47. Kim Kardashian Two Cell Phones
    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s trying to get a good look at a picture of her butt. It spills on to screen number two.

  48. Lindsay Lohan Philipp Plein Photo Shoot
    chupacabra
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    I have seen drop dead gorgeous trailer trash girls that should be given a chance in Hollywood over her.

  49. Ian Somerhalder
    Bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    “check it out, I just stuck my finger in my ass, and it smells like peaches…”

  50. Maria Shriver
    Honkey
    Commented on this photo:

    There is a definite bulge in her pants…. gross.

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