The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.48

November 21st, 2012 // 135 Comments

So remember over the weekend when I said there wouldn’t be another Most Important People until December? Psyche! But, seriously, thanks to The AMAs and your all around awesomeness, we actually had enough commentical goodness for a gallery I’d proudly post any weekend. So enjoy this shortened week’s edition while Photo Boy and I prepare our livers for an exciting Thanksgiving Day of not saying a goddamn word as our family members blame minorities and Obama phones for costing Romney the election. “If I agree the fighting in Israel proves Obama is the Antichrist, will you pass me the yams? I just want some yams.”

See you Monday,

- The Superficial

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  1. Cock Dr

    I would think that these shots of Ms Aguilera would put everyone off of yams for a while.

  2. Christina Aguilera Huge Butt Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
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    Hahahaha well done!!

  3. Mitt Romney Messy Hair Pumping Own Gas
    Cock Dr
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    Best shot in a short week.
    Good luck to ya Mittens. Keep tything hard and perhaps Jesus will ignore your attitudes towards the poor.

  4. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    I knew this would make it. Great comment.

  5. Bill Clinton
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    Hahahahahahhahahaaaaa

  6. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
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    There’s certain comments that just fit so perfectly with the facial expression. The hugh jackman beard was one of them, and this is another.

  7. Stephen Dorff The Motel Life Premiere 7th Rome Film Festival
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    And here’s another. LOL

  8. Mitt Romney Messy Hair Pumping Own Gas
    Cock Dr
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    Actually no, it’s not, but we’re tired of explaining that to him.
    I guess that’s the last turkey of the week. Hope all you carnivores enjoy yours tomorrow.

    • Snack pack

      Back atcha, CD, and the rest of ya.

    • Enjoy your holiday everyone!

    • A special Thanksgiving best-wishes from me to all of you who have to put up with volubly intolerant and/or Republican (note how I put “or” in there) relatives each year, or who have family members who routinely get drunk and dredge up old family secrets or long-forgotten episodes, ending the day with a round of teeth gnashing and crying and another year of wounded feelings.

      Because I have never ever had a Thanksgiving or a family like that—and for that I am truly thankful.

  9. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
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    Sick. Anti-John hamm.

  10. Grace Valerie Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    hahaha, good one

  11. Christina Aguilera Huge Butt Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    FX
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    That huge mother fucker big booty ass!!!

  12. Grace Valerie Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    KC
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    hahaha

  13. Mitt Romney Messy Hair Pumping Own Gas
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    So, what the hell am I supposed to do at work for the rest of the week? Oh yeah, online Black Friday shopping. Happy Turkey Day, Fish, Photo Boy… America.

    • kimmykimkim

      That’s what I was thinking. I’m sure as shit not going to do work. Fish just fucked it all up and now it feels like a Saturday.

    • Hey, you don’t hear me complaining when my favorite Canadian bloggers take off early in the week for their copycat holiday in October.

      (“So what’s your Thanksgiving about? The Indians bringing a goose and beaver pelts so the first fur trappers would survive the harsh winter?”

      “Um, I don’t know, eh? I think it’s only aboot bringing in the harvest.”)

  14. Daniel Craig Posing With Fan Skyfall Premiere Sydney
    Jack London's sober moment
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    win

  15. Daniel Craig Posing With Fan Skyfall Premiere Sydney
    Jack London's sober moment
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    and is that a retarded Jim Carey?

  16. Terrence Howard Marian Anderson Awards Gala
    Jack London's sober moment
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    perfect.

  17. Patrick Stewart Tuxedo Tie Undone Drinking Beer
    Jack London's sober moment
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    I actually laughed out loud there.

  18. Christina Aguilera Huge Butt Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    Mike Hunt
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    Latin name : Gluteus Preposterus

  19. Daniel Craig Posing With Fan Skyfall Premiere Sydney
    Mike Hunt
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    “tell me about the rabbits again , George , Tell me about the rabbits again George … I will pet them and hold them and squeeze them …. George , tell me about the rabbits again George

  20. Patrick Stewart Tuxedo Tie Undone Drinking Beer
    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    I read that in stewart’s voice.

  21. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    mike
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    If Pink conceived Carrot Top’s baby, whose god parents would be xtina and minaj big fannies, then the world is be near the end.

  22. Mitt Romney Messy Hair Pumping Own Gas
    mike
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    I think all of us will be needing some Good Luck after Berry tanks the economy.

  23. Mitt Romney Messy Hair Pumping Own Gas
    lawn
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    Second best comment ever! (After that Kim K. microphone one)

  24. Christina Aguilera Huge Butt Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    elephantman
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    Is that really how big her ass has gotten?

  25. Christina Aguilera Huge Butt Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    Navajo
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    She looks like Genesis P’Orridge these days.

    I’ll wonder if she can double fist her ass.

  26. Mitt Romney Messy Hair Pumping Own Gas
    Fuck you, Republicans!
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    My mom makes $1600 a week jacking off rich old dudes in her spare time. You can too. Find out how at http://www.hollymadison.com. Go now before it’s too late and all the good jacking off opportunities are gone!

  27. Christina Aguilera Huge Butt Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    CeCe
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    Omg has this photo been doctored?? Is her ass really that enormous now?

  28. Christina Aguilera Huge Butt Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    Jeff
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    I’ve never seen anyone play both ends in a horse costume before.

  29. Pink Acrobatic Performance American Music Awards
    Jeff
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    Why is Pink wrestling with Sgt. Nicholas Brody?

  30. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    I love this comment so much, it should get a restraining order against me.

  31. Christina Aguilera Huge Butt Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    kirby
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    It must be nice knowing that you did your part holding down the Earth’s crust.

  32. Mitt Romney Messy Hair Pumping Own Gas
    ksmack
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    Ha ha ha ha hahahah!

  33. Patrick Stewart Tuxedo Tie Undone Drinking Beer
    Swearin
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    “American Dad” quote, but a good one!

  34. YTBOY

    That’s a WHOLE lot of ass on that woman!!!

  35. Mitt Romney Messy Hair Pumping Own Gas
    maeby
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    He has to pump his own gas?!? He must be so embarrassed!

  36. Christina Aguilera Huge Butt Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
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    Awesome.

  37. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
    Carl Spackler
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    OOOOoooh … aahhh flashback , yeaaahh

  38. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    Excellent work.

  39. Val Kilmer Derpface Dallas Film Society Art Of Film Gala
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    Brilliant.

  40. Stephen Dorff The Motel Life Premiere 7th Rome Film Festival
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    LOL!

  41. Grace Valerie Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
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    HA!

  42. Mitt Romney Messy Hair Pumping Own Gas
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    Happy Thanksgiving all you Americans. Eat some turkey and ignore your families for me, would you?

  43. Mitt Romney Messy Hair Pumping Own Gas
    Ruth
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    Hahahahahahah! Now I will forever see Campbell in Mittens.

  44. Daniel Craig Posing With Fan Skyfall Premiere Sydney
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    what? my 1st published comment! I can die happy now. *wipes tear*
    seriously, I’m stoked. LOL

  45. Christina Aguilera Huge Butt Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    AteIsEnough
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    Holy shit!! Quite literally I might add.

  46. Christina Aguilera Huge Butt Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    chicka
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    what a fake-ass fake ass!!! :-P

  47. Chris Brown Crotch Bulge The 40th American Music Awards
    Tinka
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    Oh. Dear. God. Thank you for the nightmares-to-come. -_-

  48. Christina Aguilera Huge Butt Cleavage 40th American Music Awards
    zomgbie
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    this might explain why she’s had her mind focused so much on those buttfuckers lately.

  49. Bill Clinton
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    Awesome

  50. Patrick Stewart Tuxedo Tie Undone Drinking Beer
    LadyLynna
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    Old as balls; still damned good looking!

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