So remember over the weekend when I said there wouldn’t be another Most Important People until December? Psyche! But, seriously, thanks to The AMAs and your all around awesomeness, we actually had enough commentical goodness for a gallery I’d proudly post any weekend. So enjoy this shortened week’s edition while Photo Boy and I prepare our livers for an exciting Thanksgiving Day of not saying a goddamn word as our family members blame minorities and Obama phones for costing Romney the election. “If I agree the fighting in Israel proves Obama is the Antichrist, will you pass me the yams? I just want some yams.”
See you Monday,
- The Superficial
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Photo: Splash News
I would think that these shots of Ms Aguilera would put everyone off of yams for a while.
Hahahaha well done!!
Best shot in a short week.
Good luck to ya Mittens. Keep tything hard and perhaps Jesus will ignore your attitudes towards the poor.
I knew this would make it. Great comment.
Hahahahahahhahahaaaaa
There’s certain comments that just fit so perfectly with the facial expression. The hugh jackman beard was one of them, and this is another.
And here’s another. LOL
Actually no, it’s not, but we’re tired of explaining that to him.
I guess that’s the last turkey of the week. Hope all you carnivores enjoy yours tomorrow.
Back atcha, CD, and the rest of ya.
Enjoy your holiday everyone!
A special Thanksgiving best-wishes from me to all of you who have to put up with volubly intolerant and/or Republican (note how I put “or” in there) relatives each year, or who have family members who routinely get drunk and dredge up old family secrets or long-forgotten episodes, ending the day with a round of teeth gnashing and crying and another year of wounded feelings.
Because I have never ever had a Thanksgiving or a family like that—and for that I am truly thankful.
You know me so well!
Sick. Anti-John hamm.
hahaha, good one
That huge mother fucker big booty ass!!!
hahaha
So, what the hell am I supposed to do at work for the rest of the week? Oh yeah, online Black Friday shopping. Happy Turkey Day, Fish, Photo Boy… America.
That’s what I was thinking. I’m sure as shit not going to do work. Fish just fucked it all up and now it feels like a Saturday.
Hey, you don’t hear me complaining when my favorite Canadian bloggers take off early in the week for their copycat holiday in October.
(“So what’s your Thanksgiving about? The Indians bringing a goose and beaver pelts so the first fur trappers would survive the harsh winter?”
“Um, I don’t know, eh? I think it’s only aboot bringing in the harvest.”)
I like to think it was about boobs, somehow.
win
and is that a retarded Jim Carey?
perfect.
I actually laughed out loud there.
Latin name : Gluteus Preposterus
“tell me about the rabbits again , George , Tell me about the rabbits again George … I will pet them and hold them and squeeze them …. George , tell me about the rabbits again George
A reference from one of the greatest stories of all time will always get a thumbs up from me. God bless Lenny.
I read that in stewart’s voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBZ5OLy2EDg
:p
If Pink conceived Carrot Top’s baby, whose god parents would be xtina and minaj big fannies, then the world is be near the end.
I think all of us will be needing some Good Luck after Berry tanks the economy.
well we have experience with that from Dubya, don’t we?
P.S. HA HA, YOU LOST
Second best comment ever! (After that Kim K. microphone one)
Is that really how big her ass has gotten?
She looks like Genesis P’Orridge these days.
I’ll wonder if she can double fist her ass.
My mom makes $1600 a week jacking off rich old dudes in her spare time. You can too. Find out how at http://www.hollymadison.com. Go now before it’s too late and all the good jacking off opportunities are gone!
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hahhAHAHAHAHAHAHaahahaha
Why can’t it be both?
Omg has this photo been doctored?? Is her ass really that enormous now?
I’ve never seen anyone play both ends in a horse costume before.
Yeah, this should have been the winning comment.
Why is Pink wrestling with Sgt. Nicholas Brody?
I love this comment so much, it should get a restraining order against me.
hahahaha me too.
It must be nice knowing that you did your part holding down the Earth’s crust.
Ha ha ha ha hahahah!
“American Dad” quote, but a good one!
That’s a WHOLE lot of ass on that woman!!!
He has to pump his own gas?!? He must be so embarrassed!
Awesome.
OOOOoooh … aahhh flashback , yeaaahh
Excellent work.
Brilliant.
LOL!
HA!
Happy Thanksgiving all you Americans. Eat some turkey and ignore your families for me, would you?
Ok, I’m on it. But I could ensure more success if you change the word “ignore” to “annoy.”
Hahahahahahah! Now I will forever see Campbell in Mittens.
what? my 1st published comment! I can die happy now. *wipes tear*
seriously, I’m stoked. LOL
Congrats sandy!!
it’s true, you never forget your first time.
So frakkin awesome Sandy!! I’m still waiting for big day!!
Awesome, @sandycakes!!
Holy shit!! Quite literally I might add.
what a fake-ass fake ass!!! :-P
Oh. Dear. God. Thank you for the nightmares-to-come. -_-
this might explain why she’s had her mind focused so much on those buttfuckers lately.
Who wouldn’t be an butt fucker when she’s got an ass like that?
Awesome
Old as balls; still damned good looking!