The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.47

November 17th, 2012 // 88 Comments

Welcome to another asshole-tacular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and possibly the last one you’ll see until December, so hold it close. This week, a special shout out to Deacon Jones for letting his nerd flag fly with a ridiculous Fringe reference, and also a tip of the jimmy hat to USDA Prime McBeef and ThisWillHurt for making me literally debate for hours over which of their comments should go in the coveted last spot, so you’ll all probably be extremely shocked when you see the Star Wars one won. Although I did try to make an alcohol sandwich which may or may not have been me just dipping WonderBread into a coffee cup full of Maker’s Mark then vomiting fermented dough. (I should open up one of those food trucks, I know.)

Bon appetit,

- The Superficial

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  1. Vanessa Paradis
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha, awesome!
    There’s no way Fish and PB haven’t already Photoshopped that

  2. Nick Nolte Eating Huge Sandwich Panama Hat Linen Pants
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    Nice.

  3. Vanessa Paradis
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    Well done, McBeef.

  4. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Funny thing is I know several people who reacted that wy.

  5. I was going to RAGE at the idea of doing without MIPotI, but then I realized December is two weeks away.

    Don’t play with my emotions like that, Fish. >:(

  6. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
    Commented on this photo:

    This. This is why I need my TMIPOTI fix every Saturday. And why my abs are sore from laughing every Sunday.

  7. Vanessa Paradis
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    Best comment of the week.

  8. Vanessa Paradis
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    I just screamed laughter. Well fucking played.

  9. Kevin Spacey Bill Clinton Observer
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    win

  10. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Ashlee’s plastic surgeon did a nice job making her look about 15 years ago than she really is.

  11. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to Cure Parkinsons Event
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure it can be done…I just don’t want to see it.

  12. Marilyn Manson Swastika Neck Tattoo
    Sandoucheky
    Commented on this photo:

    This week’s winner hahahaha

  13. Criss Angel Haircut Zarkana Premiere Cirque Du Soleil
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice summary from DJ.

  14. Vanessa Paradis
    Sandoucheky
    Commented on this photo:

    Nevermind, THIS wins the week

  15. Vanessa Paradis
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks for the eye rolls & the laughs this week…..much needed as this was the super shittiest week ever.

  16. Vanessa Paradis
    Commented on this photo:

    This wins the month, as far as I’m concerned. Awesome!

  17. Sheldon Stevens Elmo Accuser Kevin Clash
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    win!

  18. Kevin Spacey Bill Clinton Observer
    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that one of the observers?

  19. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
    Gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    Ashlee looks so angular now, it’s just not natural.

  20. Vanessa Paradis
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    the force is strong with this one.

  21. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    skidmark
    Commented on this photo:

    sorry, but was this really the best one?

  22. Nick Nolte Eating Huge Sandwich Panama Hat Linen Pants
    Chico
    Commented on this photo:

    Muy Bien!

  23. Kevin Spacey Bill Clinton Observer
    Commented on this photo:

    Total Win

  24. Vanessa Paradis
    Commented on this photo:

    I LOL’d out loud – how could you not.

  25. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Bullet To The Head Photocall
    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    First LOL! Awesome.

  26. Vanessa Paradis
    AnnaD.
    Commented on this photo:

    Best of the week by a mile, or 10

  27. Vanessa Paradis
    Cockk n"hairy Ballitoz
    Commented on this photo:

    I am not even sure I get it but I am STILL laughing!!! Nice job!

  28. Sheldon Stevens Elmo Accuser Kevin Clash
    winter
    Commented on this photo:

    omg. cant believe that i never noticed that before

  29. Prince Charles Swimmers AUT Millennium
    BenDoverman
    Commented on this photo:

    How low do yours hang compared to his?

  30. Sylvester Stallone
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice! :D

  31. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to Cure Parkinsons Event
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahahahaa

  32. Prince Charles Swimmers AUT Millennium
    Commented on this photo:

    Aweome! :D

  33. Vanessa Paradis
    Commented on this photo:

    *Fondly remembering the moment she first saw this and choked on her coffee.* :D

  34. Sheldon Stevens Elmo Accuser Kevin Clash
    Anna
    Commented on this photo:

    BAHAHA

  35. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
    Duck86
    Commented on this photo:

    “I can hardly wait until tonight, when you are asleep, I’m going to use this sharpie to draw a penis on your cheek pointing to your mouth”.

  36. Ari Graynor Cheyenne Jackson The Performers Opening Night Broadway
    JMC
    Commented on this photo:

    But Cheyenne’s gay.

  37. Sheldon Stevens Elmo Accuser Kevin Clash
    JMC
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHAHA I wonder who the first person was to tell him his tattoo was taking a shit.

  38. Mel B Bikini Smoking And Drinking Stephen Belafonte Shirtless Boating
    JMC
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s Luthor here, that’s the joke right?

  39. Vanessa Paradis
    LilDoucheDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Welp, I finally googled “Millenium Falcon flies out of monster mouth” so I guess I finally get this reference.

  40. Vanessa Paradis
    Stupid
    Commented on this photo:

    I still can’t believe Johnny Depp stuck it out with this hag for so long. I would have dumped her after turning on the lights.

  41. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    so basically, the plastic surgeon used a cup that big as assley’s chin implant.

    poor rumer.

  42. Ari Graynor Cheyenne Jackson The Performers Opening Night Broadway
    Commented on this photo:

    Must… Adjust… Ruffle?

  43. Vanessa Paradis
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    When I read this one earlier this week, I had to ask my boyfriend what the Millennium Falcon was. When I showed him the picture and read him the comment, he guffawed so loudly the windows shook. And that continued to happen randomly and repeatedly over the next 15 minutes. And at least one more time while I was trying to sleep.

  44. Jim Toth Throws Drink At Photographer
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome.

  45. Mel B Bikini Smoking And Drinking Stephen Belafonte Shirtless Boating
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
    Commented on this photo:

    Excellent.

  46. Snooki New Teeth Fragrance Launch
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    again, a pox on ALL you people who made that hideous little troll a celebrity

  47. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Bullet To The Head Photocall
    Commented on this photo:

    Love it.

  48. Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Ashlee Simpson Macys
    Pine Table Fever
    Commented on this photo:

    The one on the right looks like an inflated version of the one on the left.

  49. Prince Charles Swimmers AUT Millennium
    What what.inthebutt.
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a woman facing him totally bare-chested?

  50. Kevin Spacey Bill Clinton Observer
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG its an Observer!

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