Welcome to another asshole-tacular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and possibly the last one you’ll see until December, so hold it close. This week, a special shout out to Deacon Jones for letting his nerd flag fly with a ridiculous Fringe reference, and also a tip of the jimmy hat to USDA Prime McBeef and ThisWillHurt for making me literally debate for hours over which of their comments should go in the coveted last spot, so you’ll all probably be extremely shocked when you see the Star Wars one won. Although I did try to make an alcohol sandwich which may or may not have been me just dipping WonderBread into a coffee cup full of Maker’s Mark then vomiting fermented dough. (I should open up one of those food trucks, I know.)
Bon appetit,
- The Superficial
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Haha, awesome!
There’s no way Fish and PB haven’t already Photoshopped that
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Nice.
Well done, McBeef.
Thanks, I try really hard.
Funny thing is I know several people who reacted that wy.
I was going to RAGE at the idea of doing without MIPotI, but then I realized December is two weeks away.
Don’t play with my emotions like that, Fish. >:(
This. This is why I need my TMIPOTI fix every Saturday. And why my abs are sore from laughing every Sunday.
Best comment of the week.
I just screamed laughter. Well fucking played.
win
Ashlee’s plastic surgeon did a nice job making her look about 15 years ago than she really is.
Why would she want to look like a young Ellen Barkin?
I’m sure it can be done…I just don’t want to see it.
This week’s winner hahahaha
Nice summary from DJ.
Nevermind, THIS wins the week
Thanks for the eye rolls & the laughs this week…..much needed as this was the super shittiest week ever.
Hoe things get better, Doc.
HOPE! :D hahah
This wins the month, as far as I’m concerned. Awesome!
win!
Is that one of the observers?
Ashlee looks so angular now, it’s just not natural.
the force is strong with this one.
sorry, but was this really the best one?
Muy Bien!
Total Win
I LOL’d out loud – how could you not.
First LOL! Awesome.
Best of the week by a mile, or 10
I am not even sure I get it but I am STILL laughing!!! Nice job!
omg. cant believe that i never noticed that before
How low do yours hang compared to his?
Nice! :D
hahahahahaa
Aweome! :D
Or possibly AweSome. :D
*Fondly remembering the moment she first saw this and choked on her coffee.* :D
BAHAHA
“I can hardly wait until tonight, when you are asleep, I’m going to use this sharpie to draw a penis on your cheek pointing to your mouth”.
But Cheyenne’s gay.
HAHAHAHA I wonder who the first person was to tell him his tattoo was taking a shit.
She’s Luthor here, that’s the joke right?
Sadly yes.
Welp, I finally googled “Millenium Falcon flies out of monster mouth” so I guess I finally get this reference.
I still can’t believe Johnny Depp stuck it out with this hag for so long. I would have dumped her after turning on the lights.
Don’t you mean, after he removed the paper bag?
so basically, the plastic surgeon used a cup that big as assley’s chin implant.
poor rumer.
Must… Adjust… Ruffle?
When I read this one earlier this week, I had to ask my boyfriend what the Millennium Falcon was. When I showed him the picture and read him the comment, he guffawed so loudly the windows shook. And that continued to happen randomly and repeatedly over the next 15 minutes. And at least one more time while I was trying to sleep.
haahahahaha
So you’re calling Siri your “boyfriend” now? Whatever it takes to make your life seem less pathetic.
Hahahah I assume this was a joke, so I’m laughing. But if you are honestly making fun of kimmy, then feck you
connoisseurs can tell the difference between prime and choice mcbeef even in fraudulent packaging.
Awesome.
Excellent.
again, a pox on ALL you people who made that hideous little troll a celebrity
Love it.
The one on the right looks like an inflated version of the one on the left.
Is that a woman facing him totally bare-chested?
OMG its an Observer!