The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.46

November 10th, 2012 // 100 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I don’t even know why I bothered posting it because who can laugh now in a world where Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s love no longer exists? I can’t even bring myself to make a penis joke about it yet, that’s how devastated I am. What do we tell our children? What do we tell ourselves?

This is what it sounds like when doves cry,

- The Superficial

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  1. Prince Charles Sheep
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    Said by…? (No, it’s not me.)

  2. Hugh Jackman Sideburns The Acting Edge VIP Launch At Actors Centre
    Johnny P!
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    Too clever for your own good, Crouton!
    *** round of applause ***

  3. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
    Visible Ink
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    Woke up donut style!

  4. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    KC
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    winner

  5. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  6. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    Cock Dr
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    I could have sworn that she used to be a black woman.

  7. Justin Bieber Sex Doll
    Cock Dr
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    Selena Gomez wants to know when the Jon Hamm doll hits the market. She’s itching for some action.

  8. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
    Buddy The Elf
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    haha, well played.

  9. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    Loved this one.

  10. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    Fucking HILARIOUS.

  11. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
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    You guys are on fire lately!! I’m laughing so hard I almost passed out {=^D

  12. Anthony Edwards Snook, Ethan Hawke Day Of Giving Telethon
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    thought that was Kevin Bacon for a second…was going to have to never play 6 degrees of bacon again to avoid the possibility of someone naming snooki and having to get punched.

  13. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    Yay Tommeh! :D

  14. Alec Baldwin The Rise Of The Guardians Screening AFI Fest
    Ruth
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    +1

  15. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
    lawn
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    Lucky for her she didn’t ask what a Cleveland Steamer is.

  16. Prince Charles Sheep
    Prince Charles
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    My bad. After being with Camilla fuzzy backsides all look more or less the same to me.

  17. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Biff
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    Damn. That woman’s got a groin built like a fuck machine!

  18. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
    Visible Ink
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    No one knew who ate all the powdered donuts until Val jumped the stage yelling: Help! The bats… circling my head. I must jump the Statue of Liberty. Get the butter!

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    “Yogurt pants” definitely should have won.

  20. Hugh Jackman Sideburns The Acting Edge VIP Launch At Actors Centre
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    I love this one.

  21. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
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    Nice.

  22. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    biebs is looking…..looking……for a penis and is disappointed not see one.
    selena didn’t have one either and now they are broke up.

  23. Alec Baldwin The Rise Of The Guardians Screening AFI Fest
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    lol

  24. IAmAGuest

    Meanwhile, in Tarzana, Wilmer Valderrama jolted awake from a deep sleep.

    Target identified.

  25. What an idiot

    “Guh… are those BEWBS???”

    Stupidest outfit ever. I was talking about little dumbass beiber of course, with his stupid little glovelets & sparkly high top tennis shoes…

  26. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    tod
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    not a good look…… dont these people have people to tell them what looks good and what dosent?

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
    sprub
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    As Depardieu would say: Meuh!

  28. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    doigle
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    first time i read this in the comments i could not stop laughing, this time, very much a similar outcome…bravo, jones!

  29. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Lays Bag Twitter
    paulydsnephu
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    so much innuendo

  30. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
    paulydsnephu
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    40 years in the grave and Morrison would still look better

  31. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Tron
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    I bet her legs spread as far as those handle bars. Oh LAWDY!!

  32. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    Joaquin ingles
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    Cause this is Thriller!

  33. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Tron
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    “Lets procreate and wipe out the human race”

  34. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    JJ
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    Good Lord, has Bozo the clown risen from the dead?

  35. Prince Charles Sheep
    kimmykimkim
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    Hehehe…

  36. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
    kimmykimkim
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    LOL

  37. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    ruby
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    Can’t stop laughing..

  38. Alec Baldwin The Rise Of The Guardians Screening AFI Fest
    Fai
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    Now that was funny.

  39. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
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    Who the hell said the samurai look was hot..

  40. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Plastic Police
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    fuckkkkk put some pants on

  41. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
    Bionic_Crouton
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    The photo says it all.

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
    Bionic_Crouton
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    LOL! Thanks McFeely. I’m going to try to use ‘aggressive cellulite” in a conversation next week.

  43. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    Ha!

  44. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
    Sandoucheky
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    A+… Comment of the week

  45. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    squishy
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    I’m guessing they look after their own hair needs…

  46. Alec Baldwin The Rise Of The Guardians Screening AFI Fest
    squishy
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    Bahahaha

  47. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Super
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    jessica simpson?

  48. Val Kilmer Double Chins Terrence Malick Movie Fun Fun Fun Fest
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    “Maybe if I wear dark nail polish nobody will notice my face”

  49. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
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    Heheh Nice one, Steve!

    So mortifying.
    “Daaaaad. You’re embarrassing me. Oh my gohhhd.”

  50. Justin Bieber Sex Doll
    Abby Normal
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    Bone-in Hamm always has the best flavor.

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