Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I don’t even know why I bothered posting it because who can laugh now in a world where Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s love no longer exists? I can’t even bring myself to make a penis joke about it yet, that’s how devastated I am. What do we tell our children? What do we tell ourselves?
This is what it sounds like when doves cry,
- The Superficial
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
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Jennifer Lopez In A Swimsuit Causes Gang Violence |
Said by…? (No, it’s not me.)
Too clever for your own good, Crouton!
*** round of applause ***
standing slow clap
Thank you Sir. You humble me.
Woke up donut style!
winner
MOO
I could have sworn that she used to be a black woman.
That’s what the internet is for: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_Rose
She needs to realize that f*cking black dudes doesn’t make you black.
Selena Gomez wants to know when the Jon Hamm doll hits the market. She’s itching for some action.
That itch ain’t caused by wanting some action.
That’s a sign Teh Bieber has been there.
haha, well played.
Loved this one.
Fucking HILARIOUS.
You guys are on fire lately!! I’m laughing so hard I almost passed out {=^D
thought that was Kevin Bacon for a second…was going to have to never play 6 degrees of bacon again to avoid the possibility of someone naming snooki and having to get punched.
Yay Tommeh! :D
+1
Lucky for her she didn’t ask what a Cleveland Steamer is.
My bad. After being with Camilla fuzzy backsides all look more or less the same to me.
Damn. That woman’s got a groin built like a fuck machine!
and a pair of bony, toothpick bird-legs. fuckin gross!!!!
Jealous much? That chick has a smoking hot bod.
Can’t say as much about her face.
So you like fat, gross, drippy, Kardashianesque cottage cheese thighs, syphilis infested, stinky no underwear while wearing sweltering, hot leather pants?
Seriously? Can you imagine the stench wafting out of that hole after a long day of walking around for the paparazzi?
Please.
No one knew who ate all the powdered donuts until Val jumped the stage yelling: Help! The bats… circling my head. I must jump the Statue of Liberty. Get the butter!
“Yogurt pants” definitely should have won.
I love this one.
Thank you :)
Nice.
biebs is looking…..looking……for a penis and is disappointed not see one.
selena didn’t have one either and now they are broke up.
lol
Meanwhile, in Tarzana, Wilmer Valderrama jolted awake from a deep sleep.
Target identified.
“Guh… are those BEWBS???”
Stupidest outfit ever. I was talking about little dumbass beiber of course, with his stupid little glovelets & sparkly high top tennis shoes…
not a good look…… dont these people have people to tell them what looks good and what dosent?
As Depardieu would say: Meuh!
first time i read this in the comments i could not stop laughing, this time, very much a similar outcome…bravo, jones!
so much innuendo
40 years in the grave and Morrison would still look better
I bet her legs spread as far as those handle bars. Oh LAWDY!!
Cause this is Thriller!
“Lets procreate and wipe out the human race”
Good Lord, has Bozo the clown risen from the dead?
Hehehe…
LOL
Can’t stop laughing..
Now that was funny.
Who the hell said the samurai look was hot..
fuckkkkk put some pants on
The photo says it all.
LOL! Thanks McFeely. I’m going to try to use ‘aggressive cellulite” in a conversation next week.
Ha!
A+… Comment of the week
I’m guessing they look after their own hair needs…
Bahahaha
jessica simpson?
“Maybe if I wear dark nail polish nobody will notice my face”
Heheh Nice one, Steve!
So mortifying.
“Daaaaad. You’re embarrassing me. Oh my gohhhd.”
Sadly, thats his fiancee.
Bone-in Hamm always has the best flavor.