The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.44

October 27th, 2012 // 102 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the genius of Gilberator and more Jon Hamm‘s penis jokes that you can shake Jon Hamm‘s penis at. There’s even a Fassbender one because it’s that exact level of commitment and dedication to dick jokes that’s made The Superficial the #1 Buttfuck People Blog for two Buttfuck years running.

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- The Superficial

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  1. Axl Rose Jimmy Kimmel Interview
    The Howitzer
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    FTW!

  2. Paul Ryan
    The Howitzer
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice!

  3. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Keith
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    “… for he is the Kwisatz Haderach”

  4. Jon Hamm Shirtless Bathing Suit Jessica Pare Bikini Mad Men
    Cock Dr
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    You’d think that a straight man with a nice pair of tits in his face would look happier.

    • Snack pack

      Either he’s seen enough of that pair already, is tired of the shit that comes with that pair, or sees so many pairs that it just doesn’t “move his meter” anymore. One of those, or he’s gay.

    • anonymous

      That’s cause you are a lonely virgin Cock Dr.

      Everyone knows tits you’ve seen aren’t as exciting as tits you haven’t. That’s why he is using his dick to tap entries into his phone to search for porn.

  5. Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  6. Paul Ryan
    Cock Dr
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    Only Death will stop his ceaseless quest for the One Ring.

  7. Jon Hamm Shirtless Bathing Suit
    Cock Dr
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    Jon Hamm + SW zoom feature = much wasted time on internet

  8. Jon Hamm Penis
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    My favourite! :D

  9. Axl Rose Jimmy Kimmel Interview
    Jen
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    Thank you for that – I’ll be laughing all day!

  10. Paul Ryan
    Jen
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    Awesome.

  11. Paul Ryan
    Johnny P!
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    Took me a minute there, MsFeely, then I saw the shadow and laughed my ass off. Brilliant of you to even notice that!
    Thanks for the laughs, man!

  12. Axl Rose Jimmy Kimmel Interview
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    Brilliant! +10

  13. Prince Charles Goat
    Johnny P!
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    His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales finds that comment in very poor taste.
    But Johnny P! is LAUGHING!!!

  14. Where is the HAMster?

  15. Joe Simpson Gay
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    That expression SO perfectly matches that comment ;-)

  16. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    It might be better if Jon Hamm or some female volulnteer wave his penis at the penis jokes – it may not be everyone cup of vodka.

    Emergency preparations completed, Girgori and I are taking shelter in the wine cellars until the hurricane is over.

  17. Kim Kardashian
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    Yet again, another black dude in the photo going “WTF?” and with all the reason in the world.

  18. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
    Rapsutin's Evil Twin
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    What, the look of shock and awe on her face?

  19. Jon Hamm Shirtless Bathing Suit Jessica Pare Bikini Mad Men
    Little Tongue
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    FYI, her name’s pronounced “paray”, not “pair”.

  20. Joe Simpson Gay
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    And another Pulitzer goes to the big G!

  21. Kim Kardashian
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!

    and MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  22. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
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    Dune references FTW

  23. Mena Suvari New Boyfriend Salvador Sanchez
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    sweet XD

  24. Paul Ryan
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    Eddie Munster wants his scalp back, damn.

  25. Jon Hamm Shirtless Bathing Suit
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    ha so apropos!

  26. Mischa Barton La Hong
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    Coffee, meet keyboard HA!

  27. Toni Braxton Buttcheek Leg Slit Dress
    Carla
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    GODDAMN can’t drink coffee like a lady when you guys are on fire LMAO!!

  28. Axl Rose Jimmy Kimmel Interview
    Carla
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    *dead* thnx!

  29. Natalie Portman Cleavage Michael Fassbender Red Sunglasses
    Mama Pinkus
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    that marriage will not last long

  30. Suzanne610

    I can’t make it past the 4th photo. Everything single time I click next slide a diet coke ad pops up and blacks out my screen for 30 seconds. Then half the time when 30 seconds are up, my Internet browser crashes. I’ll be buying pepsi fr the next year.

  31. Jon Hamm Shirtless Bathing Suit Jessica Pare Bikini Mad Men
    bigalkie
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    She has an awesome, natural bdy and she’s a frenchie from Quebec..

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Thought I smelt the Sophie Marceau strain about her.

    • Tim's Trees

      Have you seen her mouth / teeth though? A total horseface with annoying mannerisms when she talks.

      I was hoping they’d ditch her from the show, but apparently my wish wasn’t granted.

      • richie

        always about the teeth! who cares she’s not perfect. she’s really pretty!

      • Sliver

        There’s always some jaded asshole who has seen a million women online, so he always imagines he can do better. You cannot demand perfection in a woman if you are not perfect yourself. And we know you’re not perfect. Tim.

  32. Axl Rose Jimmy Kimmel Interview
    radlad
    Commented on this photo:

    FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Axl Rose Jimmy Kimmel Interview
    Fai
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL!

  34. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    guest
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    whoever wrote this is a fucking genius

  35. Jon Hamm Shirtless Bathing Suit Jessica Pare Bikini Mad Men
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    That’s a beautiful pair of tits.

  36. Mena Suvari New Boyfriend Salvador Sanchez
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    He should be honoured to get a piece of that.

  37. Axl Rose Jimmy Kimmel Interview
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant! This is the best one so far.

  38. Jon Hamm Penis
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    LOL!

  39. Jon Hamm Shirtless Bathing Suit Jessica Pare Bikini Mad Men
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Thats odd…my penis looks normal size when I snap a picture of it, with my iPhone”

  40. Joe Simpson Gay
    Joaquin ingles
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    Awesome.

  41. Mischa Barton La Hong
    Joaquin ingles
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    It does look like him, rabbit teeth and all.

  42. Axl Rose Jimmy Kimmel Interview
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahaha!

  43. Lily Allen Pregnant
    Joaquin ingles
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    Biggest Russian doll set ever.

  44. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Amen. This is funny as hell…

  45. Mena Suvari New Boyfriend Salvador Sanchez
    Martina
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    She is one of the best lays in Hollywood

  46. Axl Rose Jimmy Kimmel Interview
    Commented on this photo:

    and the winner is

  47. Paul Ryan
    me
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    Had to make those blue instead of red,. don’t want the poors to realize we’re using china as the new model for america.

    • reality

      okkkk buddy…. go ahead and get that vote in for 4 more years of careless bailouts and handouts the the lazy ass people leeching this country to death…. you think europe is in trouble give us 5 more years and see what a us dollar will be worth. in the end the morons always win

    • AbRtFl

      Libtards: too stupid to realize that following the Chinese model would actually be a GOOD thing. Give businesses access to cheap labor and we might be able to manufacture things again. Could you imagine China borrowing money from US so they could pay a guy a million bucks a year to walk around dressed up as a big yellow bird?

      tl;dr
      Don’t be racist. Vote Obama 2012!

  48. Kim Kardashian
    Thefavabean
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    Why is a diet coke commercial following me on this damn site?

  49. Axl Rose Jimmy Kimmel Interview
    Winner winner, Chicken Dinner
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    Hammers! This guy brought tons of them, LOL

  50. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    I re-looked over the original comments: not one related to the Unabomber. I think everyone missed a trick there.

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