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FTW!
Nice!
“… for he is the Kwisatz Haderach”
You’d think that a straight man with a nice pair of tits in his face would look happier.
Either he’s seen enough of that pair already, is tired of the shit that comes with that pair, or sees so many pairs that it just doesn’t “move his meter” anymore. One of those, or he’s gay.
That’s cause you are a lonely virgin Cock Dr.
Everyone knows tits you’ve seen aren’t as exciting as tits you haven’t. That’s why he is using his dick to tap entries into his phone to search for porn.
LOL. “Lonely virgin.” But maybe he has a point, CD—you must be bored with the tits you’ve had since puberty.
I probably take them too much for granted but boredom has never been a factor in the relationship.
Yeah, he’s like, “hold on, my dick is texting me.”
MOO
Only Death will stop his ceaseless quest for the One Ring.
Jon Hamm + SW zoom feature = much wasted time on internet
My favourite! :D
Thank you for that – I’ll be laughing all day!
Awesome.
Took me a minute there, MsFeely, then I saw the shadow and laughed my ass off. Brilliant of you to even notice that!
Thanks for the laughs, man!
MsFeely?
I know, MegP… first, I thought McFeely Smackup had posted it, and then I proceeded to spell ‘McFeely’ wrong.
Sorry, Pierce, and kudos to you!
(I’m just glad Fish doesn’t have a “three typos and you’re barred from the comments section” rule, or this two-finger typist would’ve been booted off a loooong time ago…)
;-)
Brilliant! +10
His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales finds that comment in very poor taste.
But Johnny P! is LAUGHING!!!
Where is the HAMster?
That expression SO perfectly matches that comment ;-)
For damned sure ha!
It might be better if Jon Hamm or some female volulnteer wave his penis at the penis jokes – it may not be everyone cup of vodka.
Emergency preparations completed, Girgori and I are taking shelter in the wine cellars until the hurricane is over.
Yet again, another black dude in the photo going “WTF?” and with all the reason in the world.
What, the look of shock and awe on her face?
FYI, her name’s pronounced “paray”, not “pair”.
They don’t yell out her last name while they are whacking it. :)
And another Pulitzer goes to the big G!
He always nails it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!
and MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Dune references FTW
sweet XD
Eddie Munster wants his scalp back, damn.
ha so apropos!
Coffee, meet keyboard HA!
GODDAMN can’t drink coffee like a lady when you guys are on fire LMAO!!
*dead* thnx!
that marriage will not last long
I can’t make it past the 4th photo. Everything single time I click next slide a diet coke ad pops up and blacks out my screen for 30 seconds. Then half the time when 30 seconds are up, my Internet browser crashes. I’ll be buying pepsi fr the next year.
She has an awesome, natural bdy and she’s a frenchie from Quebec..
Thought I smelt the Sophie Marceau strain about her.
Have you seen her mouth / teeth though? A total horseface with annoying mannerisms when she talks.
I was hoping they’d ditch her from the show, but apparently my wish wasn’t granted.
always about the teeth! who cares she’s not perfect. she’s really pretty!
There’s always some jaded asshole who has seen a million women online, so he always imagines he can do better. You cannot demand perfection in a woman if you are not perfect yourself. And we know you’re not perfect. Tim.
FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!
whoever wrote this is a fucking genius
That’s a beautiful pair of tits.
He should be honoured to get a piece of that.
Brilliant! This is the best one so far.
LOL!
“Thats odd…my penis looks normal size when I snap a picture of it, with my iPhone”
Awesome.
It does look like him, rabbit teeth and all.
Hahaha!
Biggest Russian doll set ever.
Amen. This is funny as hell…
She is one of the best lays in Hollywood
and the winner is
Had to make those blue instead of red,. don’t want the poors to realize we’re using china as the new model for america.
okkkk buddy…. go ahead and get that vote in for 4 more years of careless bailouts and handouts the the lazy ass people leeching this country to death…. you think europe is in trouble give us 5 more years and see what a us dollar will be worth. in the end the morons always win
Which one are you? The loser or the moron?
Libtards: too stupid to realize that following the Chinese model would actually be a GOOD thing. Give businesses access to cheap labor and we might be able to manufacture things again. Could you imagine China borrowing money from US so they could pay a guy a million bucks a year to walk around dressed up as a big yellow bird?
tl;dr
Don’t be racist. Vote Obama 2012!
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say Big Bird doesn’t have make a mil a year.
Why is a diet coke commercial following me on this damn site?
Hammers! This guy brought tons of them, LOL
I re-looked over the original comments: not one related to the Unabomber. I think everyone missed a trick there.