The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.42

October 13th, 2012 // 70 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where we take the horrible shit you say in the comments and highlight them so you say even more horrible shit the next week. It’s a beautiful journey of triumph and inspiration. On that note, this week ends strong with back-to-back dick jokes and for some reason I can’t stop chuckling at the Chloe Sevigny caption that’s so simple it’s perfect. Anyway, enjoy all that stuff I just said, I’m off to get way too obsessed with the Prometheus Blu-ray like I did with the movie because I hate my penis.

Vaya con Space Dios,

- The Superficial

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  1. Christina Aguilera
    Cyrus Willard
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    All you can eat Buffett

  2. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    suck it
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    LMAO!

  3. Khloe Kardashian No Makeup
    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    she is quite cold. Put a bra on dude.

  4. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    Fai
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    BAHAHAHAHA! Beautiful!

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    maeby
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    What the hell is going on in the right side of her? It’s all lumpy

  6. USDA Prime McBeef

    i usually have a self imposed moratorium on weekend commenting, but “Vaya con Space Dios” cracks me up. TCLTC.

  7. Christina Aguilera
    Martina
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    Guys used to want to pork her, now it seems she’s had too much pork.

  8. Christina Aguilera
    peepee
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    Did Hillary pound my plump ass with the ol’ strap-on?? Uh, “YEAAAAH!!!”

  9. Christina Aguilera
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    Sloppy fat mess.

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
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    Love it!

  11. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
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    Perfection.

  12. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
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    LOL!

  13. David Beckham Stretching
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    LMAO!

  14. Bethenny Frankel
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    Beautiful work, Beef.

  15. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
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    Sounds like every song I’ve ever heard from her.

  16. Scott Disick
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    LOL!

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  18. Christina Aguilera
    anonym
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    i’d still hit it.

    looks like she knows how to give a mean BJ

  19. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
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    She obviously doesn’t know that the only way to stop them is to make continuing mean killing someone. Lie down in front of that bucket and maybe you’d have had an impact, chickenshit.

  20. David Beckham Stretching
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    Those tattoos just make him look like he has nasty, hairy arms.

  21. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    OK. That was pretty fucking funny.

  22. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    Mr Beans’ bastard?

  23. Khloe Kardashian No Makeup
    herewego
    Commented on this photo:

    hahaha well played

  24. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    DontNotNope
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    so adorable that she writes her age on her emotional age.

  25. Khloe Kardashian No Makeup
    weaselmouse
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    look at that diamond on her boobie. it’s tryin to go out for a jog.

  26. Christina Aguilera
    Luopis
    Commented on this photo:

    BACON PANCAKE?

  27. David Beckham Stretching
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get it.

  28. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    That was inspired!

  29. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    Liam just saved people ten minutes.

  30. Khloe Kardashian No Makeup
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    Bravo Georgio!

  31. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahaha!! Perfect!

  32. Christina Aguilera
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Whatup, Shelf Butt?

  33. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the butch, and who’s the bitch?

  34. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    I like goooooold!

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Big Blowout
    Commented on this photo:

    Her Industrial Titanium Spanx is about to blow out the right side.
    When it goes, the guy behind her is history…

  36. Bethenny Frankel
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    This was really funny, sir!

  37. David Beckham Stretching
    Ginny
    Commented on this photo:

    Can someone please explain this one for/to me? Thanks.

  38. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Ginny
    Commented on this photo:

    Too easy.

  39. David Beckham Stretching
    Tonktonks
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    Cos Michael Lohan once said he would kick his ex in the vagina, so the shoes look like maybe they have been used to kick a lady in the vag, I think

  40. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    RoN
    Commented on this photo:

    On a sde note, Lance Dopestrong and him are good friends.

  41. Kyle Richards
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    haha, awesome

  42. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone should tell Steven that Coldwater Creek is a store for women.

  43. Christina Aguilera
    Little Tongue
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    I don’t know what’s going on with her face but she’s starting to look a bit like Honey Boo Boo. o_O

  44. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    TheCynic
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, mighty Isis!

  45. Christina Aguilera
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, I thought this was Brooke Hogan with PMS bloat.

  46. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    HA outstanding!

  47. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    LOLZ!

  48. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    Obama gets The Boss; Romney gets Kid Rock. Sounds about right.

  49. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    sorry, she looks like a freak

  50. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    Brown Bunny
    Commented on this photo:

    Truly epic.

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