Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where we take the horrible shit you say in the comments and highlight them so you say even more horrible shit the next week. It’s a beautiful journey of triumph and inspiration. On that note, this week ends strong with back-to-back dick jokes and for some reason I can’t stop chuckling at the Chloe Sevigny caption that’s so simple it’s perfect. Anyway, enjoy all that stuff I just said, I’m off to get way too obsessed with the Prometheus Blu-ray like I did with the movie because I hate my penis.
Vaya con Space Dios,
- The Superficial
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All you can eat Buffett
LMAO!
she is quite cold. Put a bra on dude.
BAHAHAHAHA! Beautiful!
What the hell is going on in the right side of her? It’s all lumpy
Serious spanx malfunction? Though I’m surprised they make them in size cow…
Its her wiring from the zipper. It causes the dress to bunch up
i usually have a self imposed moratorium on weekend commenting, but “Vaya con Space Dios” cracks me up. TCLTC.
Guys used to want to pork her, now it seems she’s had too much pork.
I would still rip the fuck out of her.
Did Hillary pound my plump ass with the ol’ strap-on?? Uh, “YEAAAAH!!!”
Sloppy fat mess.
Love it!
Perfection.
LOL!
LMAO!
Beautiful work, Beef.
Sounds like every song I’ve ever heard from her.
LOL!
MOO
i’d still hit it.
looks like she knows how to give a mean BJ
She obviously doesn’t know that the only way to stop them is to make continuing mean killing someone. Lie down in front of that bucket and maybe you’d have had an impact, chickenshit.
Those tattoos just make him look like he has nasty, hairy arms.
OK. That was pretty fucking funny.
Mr Beans’ bastard?
hahaha well played
so adorable that she writes her age on her emotional age.
look at that diamond on her boobie. it’s tryin to go out for a jog.
BACON PANCAKE?
I don’t get it.
Michael Lohan is known for kicking his current baby mama in the vagina.
That was inspired!
Inspigh-ured. :)
Well done, hurty!
Liam just saved people ten minutes.
Bravo Georgio!
Hahaha!! Perfect!
Whatup, Shelf Butt?
Who’s the butch, and who’s the bitch?
I like goooooold!
Her Industrial Titanium Spanx is about to blow out the right side.
When it goes, the guy behind her is history…
This was really funny, sir!
Can someone please explain this one for/to me? Thanks.
Michael Lohan has had a history of kicking his fiancee in the vagina. Therefore, this joke is hilarious.
Have a nice day.
Thank you! I have commenced laughing.
Too easy.
Cos Michael Lohan once said he would kick his ex in the vagina, so the shoes look like maybe they have been used to kick a lady in the vag, I think
On a sde note, Lance Dopestrong and him are good friends.
haha, awesome
Someone should tell Steven that Coldwater Creek is a store for women.
I don’t know what’s going on with her face but she’s starting to look a bit like Honey Boo Boo. o_O
Oh, mighty Isis!
Man, I thought this was Brooke Hogan with PMS bloat.
HA outstanding!
LOLZ!
Obama gets The Boss; Romney gets Kid Rock. Sounds about right.
sorry, she looks like a freak
Truly epic.