The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.38

September 15th, 2012 // 132 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I don’t know what the hell you’ve been feeding each other, but you people brought it this week because I honestly don’t think we’ve had an MIP over 25 comments since Amanda Bynes‘ 80th hit and run which is a really long time, I know. However, if you’re hoping like I was that this thing would be engorged to the point of explosion with Jon Hamm‘s penis jokes, turns out basically everyone that looked at it was frozen in awe and barely able to speak. In fact, I’m almost positive dudes from Westboro Baptist looked at that thing and went, “Praise the Lord and pass the cockunition, goddamn!” It’s powers are legion, I tell you.

Jon Hamm’s penis be with you,

- The Superficial

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  1. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Carla
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    HAHAHA AWESOME!

  2. Sarah Jessica Parker Headband Fashion Week
    Carla
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    sweetjesus Fish’s not kidding *dying*!!!

  3. Ryan Reynolds Blake Got Married Secret Wedding
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    Indeed you did!

  4. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Carla
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    Gilberator can have my no-babies NOW :)

  5. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Cock Dr
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    Damn that is funny.

  6. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Wonderfully heinously nasty.

  7. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  8. Jennifer Garner Butt Yoga Pants Seraphina Piggyback Ride
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL!

  9. Tom Cruise Tongue In Cheek
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    IMO this was one of the best batches ever.
    Note to self: do not read Saturday morning MIP comments while drinking coffee. Bad for keyboard.

  10. Justin Timberlake Harley Davidson Shirt
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    sweeeeeeet (like Travolta)!

  11. Ryan Reynolds Blake Got Married Secret Wedding
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    I think Ryan is saying that.

  12. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
    Beaver Underground
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant!

  13. Jared Leto
    noodle
    Commented on this photo:

    fuck yeah. i made the list!

  14. Sarah Jessica Parker Headband Fashion Week
    noodle
    Commented on this photo:

    amazing!

  15. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
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    LMAO. This is the best of the week.

  16. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Well said.

  17. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    katelah
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    fucking fantastic

  18. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Kanye West Fashion Week
    Anonycow
    Commented on this photo:

    LOLING

  19. Jude Law Beard Beer Belly
    katelah
    Commented on this photo:

    McFeely Smackup is my new crush.

  20. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    isn’t ‘terlet’ more of a northeastern colloquialism? I know everyone loves to bag on the south, but c’mon get it right

  21. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
    Hairybuddha
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    That’s not funny.

  22. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    JULIETIN
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    OMG i want to marry you…this is the best ever

  23. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    Hairybuddha
    Commented on this photo:

    This is funny.

  24. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Hairybuddha
    Commented on this photo:

    Well played.

  25. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
    Hairybuddha
    Commented on this photo:

    Lol!

  26. Vince Vaughn Candy Bar The Internship Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant!

  27. Jared Leto
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    Nice one, noods!

  28. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
    Commented on this photo:

    Haahahahaha

  29. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    Commented on this photo:

    Heeehehehe

  30. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a zombie following over Osbourne’s right shoulder. Maybe these hipsters will die yet.

  31. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    sassy
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh I wish I hadn’t read that while eating a spoonful yogurt…hilarious!

  32. Jennifer Garner Butt Yoga Pants Seraphina Piggyback Ride
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice.

  33. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    justin
    Commented on this photo:

    Stormrape, Astro-pop, and Wishbone….WTF that is awesome!!

  34. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Crappy Goatee Hyde Park Hudson Premiere TIFF
    Cece
    Commented on this photo:

    Can someone please tell him to shave the pubes off his face? GROSS.

  35. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Pajama jeans are always a fashion “Don’t.”

  36. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Bee Gees, take 2.

  37. Sean Connery US Open Snuggie
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Itsh a schnuggie.

  38. Verne Troyer
    DeucePickle
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    Nice

  39. Selma Blair
    Joaquin ingles
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    Haha

  40. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha, awesome

  41. Sarah Jessica Parker Headband Fashion Week
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    a repeat from last week

  42. Barbara Bush Jenna Hager Bush Martha Stewart US Open
    Commented on this photo:

    Shoot Martha in a way that splits two skull fragments and shoots them at the two in the back, that’s it, what’s that? can’t be done? You’re a pussy

  43. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    Joaquin ingles
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    Haha great.

  44. Isaac Hanson Zac Hanson Taylor Hanson
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, who the fuck is this?

  45. Rumer Willis Cleavage The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Premiere
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    A beat up face?
    I beg to differ.

  46. Cher Spandex Pants Fuzzy Blue Hat
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    HR Puffinstuff could spend a little more time worrying about herself, actually.

  47. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    seriouslynow
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    That’s some quality shit, Gilberator.

    I still don’t know if Stormrape is a man or a woman.

  48. Ed Westwick Patrick Stewart US Open
    flaT
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha

  49. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    ButBecky
    Commented on this photo:

    THIS is FUCKING HILARIOUS. And Jason, the zombie comment DID ME IN.

  50. Britney Spears Crazy Faces The X Factor Premiere
    sorry_charlie
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    laughed ou loud. that was great.

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