Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I don’t know what the hell you’ve been feeding each other, but you people brought it this week because I honestly don’t think we’ve had an MIP over 25 comments since Amanda Bynes‘ 80th hit and run which is a really long time, I know. However, if you’re hoping like I was that this thing would be engorged to the point of explosion with Jon Hamm‘s penis jokes, turns out basically everyone that looked at it was frozen in awe and barely able to speak. In fact, I’m almost positive dudes from Westboro Baptist looked at that thing and went, “Praise the Lord and pass the cockunition, goddamn!” It’s powers are legion, I tell you.
Jon Hamm’s penis be with you,
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HAHAHA AWESOME!
sweetjesus Fish’s not kidding *dying*!!!
Indeed you did!
Gilberator can have my no-babies NOW :)
Damn that is funny.
Wonderfully heinously nasty.
MOO
LOL!
IMO this was one of the best batches ever.
Note to self: do not read Saturday morning MIP comments while drinking coffee. Bad for keyboard.
sweeeeeeet (like Travolta)!
I think Ryan is saying that.
Frik! That was supposed to be a thumbs up!
*Stupid tiny iPhone screen.*
Brilliant!
fuck yeah. i made the list!
amazing!
LMAO. This is the best of the week.
Well said.
fucking fantastic
LOLING
McFeely Smackup is my new crush.
hi, how you doing?
isn’t ‘terlet’ more of a northeastern colloquialism? I know everyone loves to bag on the south, but c’mon get it right
We say ‘terlet’ plenty here in Texas
I’ll take your word for it, Deuce. But it IS a Noo Yawk thing to replace er sounds with oi, and oi sounds with er. Hence “terlet,” or the intersection of 33rd St. and 3rd Ave.—”toidy-toid ‘n toid.”
That being said, New Yorkers don’t really talk like this much anymore.
What? New Yorkers don’t really talk like Bugs Bunny!
Sheesh. That’s actually more of a New Joisey accent you got working there…
Mel Blanc himself said that Bugs Bunny’s voice was a combination of Bronx and Brooklyn accents.
Mel Blanc probably said lots of things… but he was still from San Francisco…
I’m from the Bronx with friends from Brooklyn.
And that accent is more New Jersey.
Love,
Blech
And I was born and raised in Brooklyn. Wanna fight about it?
http://maaretta.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/sp_1209_12.jpg?w=640
Hee hee.
There is also “commode” or “cermerd” if you prefer.
That’s not funny.
OMG i want to marry you…this is the best ever
This is funny.
Well played.
Lol!
Brilliant!
Nice one, noods!
Haahahahaha
Heeehehehe
Looks like a zombie following over Osbourne’s right shoulder. Maybe these hipsters will die yet.
I thought that was Dr. Mbengla …
Oh I wish I hadn’t read that while eating a spoonful yogurt…hilarious!
Nice.
Stormrape, Astro-pop, and Wishbone….WTF that is awesome!!
Can someone please tell him to shave the pubes off his face? GROSS.
too many chin nuts and youll stay that way, son!
Pajama jeans are always a fashion “Don’t.”
Bee Gees, take 2.
Itsh a schnuggie.
I think I like this better than the original comment. Ha!
Nice
Haha
Haha, awesome
a repeat from last week
Shoot Martha in a way that splits two skull fragments and shoots them at the two in the back, that’s it, what’s that? can’t be done? You’re a pussy
Haha great.
Seriously, who the fuck is this?
Hanson!
Rick Hanson?
Chris Hansen
A beat up face?
I beg to differ.
Chris Brown’s next tattoo.
HR Puffinstuff could spend a little more time worrying about herself, actually.
That’s some quality shit, Gilberator.
I still don’t know if Stormrape is a man or a woman.
Neither does it!
Hahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha
THIS is FUCKING HILARIOUS. And Jason, the zombie comment DID ME IN.
laughed ou loud. that was great.