The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.37

September 8th, 2012 // 49 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Katie Holmes‘ butt and everyone making BJ jokes about Frank Langella because we’re in a fancy place. And speaking of fancy, I finally watched Contagion last night and there’s no way that movie isn’t exactly what Gwyneth Paltrow thinks will happen if she eats Chinese food. Just no way. (Like how I transitioned into a completely random joke about a movie that came out over a year? Poignancy, I has it.)

- The Superficial

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  1. Sean Connery
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    I see what you did there.

  2. Brooke Shields Bachelorette Premiere
    Dick Hell
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    Gold.

  3. Frank Langella Jake Schreier
    Cock Dr
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    Marvelously subtle.

  4. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra
    Cock Dr
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    Will never be able to comprehend why some of these selections so goosed the blogger.
    Thanks!

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      oh first of all it goes by favorites and unfavorites. granted he can ban them but that would not be good for the blo to ban people he didnt like commenting on his blog. there are limits in what Fish will allow.like really disgusting comments. the normal sex jokes are nothing.

      after the favorites or unfavorites are posted he will then choose randomly. TBh half of the stuff he chooses i really do not unerstand the joke . the ones whch are inside jokes do not count.
      this is why you will see some jokes that are truly funny will never get posted as the reason is because it was told by an unfavorite.

      since you got posted here you are among the favorites. this one is funny because it is sort of the truth. she does look like a ghost. and a lot of humor is a funny way to tell the truth about something.

  5. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky The GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    Snack pack
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    My favorite comment of the week.

  6. Vin Diesel
    BenDoverman
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    Mistah Potato Head

  7. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
    Carla
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    AHAHAHA!! & Fraggle Rock ref makes it AAA+

  8. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    Carla
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    DAMN no shit?

  9. Steven Tyler Pony Tail Belly Weird Clothes No Socks
    rockthrowinghipster
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    I seriously thought this was Kate Gosselin

  10. Richard Grieco
    Carla
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    Richard Grieco posts bring out the poets up in here.

  11. Brooke Shields Bachelorette Premiere
    Carla
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    Going to hell LOLing again, thanks guys xoxo!

  12. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky The GQ Men Of The Year Awards
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    You just know that conversation actually happened. Probably within the first 5 minutes of Liam meeting Elsa.

  13. Vin Diesel
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    Excellent.

  14. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
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    Love it.

  15. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
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    Katie’s jeans are ridiculously too small for her.

  16. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra
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    Nice nips.

  17. Steven Tyler Pony Tail Belly Weird Clothes No Socks
    tombo
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    Always thought Tyler looked like Don Knotts less talented junkie offspring…

  18. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
    Blech
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    And I will support Suri…

  19. Sean Connery
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    Perfection

  20. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    Dr. Jones
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    Ugh, I feel hot and hairy just looking at it.

  21. Richard Grieco
    Dr. Jones
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    Drugs.

  22. Frank Langella Jake Schreier
    Dr. Jones
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    That’s the same line Whoopi used on Frank.

  23. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
    Rafl
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    Dude looks like a lady! :P

  24. Sean Connery
    AnnaD.
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    Well played, mister. Well played.

  25. Frank Langella Jake Schreier
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Nice work Dontkillthemessenger..

  26. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky The GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    edamame
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    Didn’t his wife JUST have a baby?
    Damn, girl!

  27. Peter Facinelli Chubby Man Boobs Shirtless
    edamame
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    Nice!

    WTF is happening to him?! He is the male equivalent of Jessica Simpson…not in the “fat” sense, but in the “instantaneous loss of hotness ” sense. :(

  28. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra
    edamame
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    Crack is whack.

  29. Sean Connery
    edamame
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    “Welcome to The Rock, Alan Thicke. “

  30. Steven Tyler Pony Tail Belly Weird Clothes No Socks
    edamame
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    I would not want that clipboard back.

  31. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    edamame
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    Tara Reid, take 2.

  32. Frank Langella Jake Schreier
    edamame
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    “I’ll be Gandalf, you be Frodo.”

  33. Brooke Shields Bachelorette Premiere
    TCLTC
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    Brooke just take some vitamins for that depression.

  34. Steven Tyler Baggy Hippie Pants
    DeucePickle
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    Thanks friends.

  35. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    Martina
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    Party Gurl, St Tropez
    There isn’t guy here, or in Europe, who wouldn’t do her

  36. Richard Grieco
    Martina
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    Do all the hipsters honestly believe that a hat works?

  37. Sean Connery
    AndrewMacCloud
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    May this new century be yours, son, as the old one was mine.

  38. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    AndrewMacCloud
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    I’m a man who worships NIpples!!!! hallelujah praise the Nipples!

  39. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    What an idiot
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    Classy… real classy…

  40. Steven Tyler Pony Tail Belly Weird Clothes No Socks
    Aaron
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    Thought it was Hooda from the Today Show…

  41. Sean Connery
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    “As soon as I became irrelevant…Oh I say around 1981, I started collecting bottle caps. This one is my favorite and I carry it with me to every U.S. Tournament opening.”

  42. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
    Josie
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    thick

  43. Nicola McLean Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    Kitty
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    ROFLOL…. wow

  44. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Suri Cruise
    Craptard
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    I for one welcome our new overlord, Suri. All hail Suri!

  45. Vin Diesel
    squishy
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    Love it!

  46. Vin Diesel
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    Peter Boyle is his bodyguard?

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