Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Katie Holmes‘ butt and everyone making BJ jokes about Frank Langella because we’re in a fancy place. And speaking of fancy, I finally watched Contagion last night and there’s no way that movie isn’t exactly what Gwyneth Paltrow thinks will happen if she eats Chinese food. Just no way. (Like how I transitioned into a completely random joke about a movie that came out over a year? Poignancy, I has it.)
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I see what you did there.
Gold.
Marvelously subtle.
Will never be able to comprehend why some of these selections so goosed the blogger.
Thanks!
oh first of all it goes by favorites and unfavorites. granted he can ban them but that would not be good for the blo to ban people he didnt like commenting on his blog. there are limits in what Fish will allow.like really disgusting comments. the normal sex jokes are nothing.
after the favorites or unfavorites are posted he will then choose randomly. TBh half of the stuff he chooses i really do not unerstand the joke . the ones whch are inside jokes do not count.
this is why you will see some jokes that are truly funny will never get posted as the reason is because it was told by an unfavorite.
since you got posted here you are among the favorites. this one is funny because it is sort of the truth. she does look like a ghost. and a lot of humor is a funny way to tell the truth about something.
Maybe they’re just “favorites” because he subjectively finds them funny – they mesh with his sense of humor.
that’s part of it. not all of it.
My favorite comment of the week.
Mistah Potato Head
AHAHAHA!! & Fraggle Rock ref makes it AAA+
DAMN no shit?
I seriously thought this was Kate Gosselin
Richard Grieco posts bring out the poets up in here.
Going to hell LOLing again, thanks guys xoxo!
You just know that conversation actually happened. Probably within the first 5 minutes of Liam meeting Elsa.
Excellent.
Love it.
Katie’s jeans are ridiculously too small for her.
Nice nips.
Always thought Tyler looked like Don Knotts less talented junkie offspring…
And I will support Suri…
Perfection
Ugh, I feel hot and hairy just looking at it.
Drugs.
That’s the same line Whoopi used on Frank.
Dude looks like a lady! :P
Well played, mister. Well played.
Nice work Dontkillthemessenger..
Didn’t his wife JUST have a baby?
Damn, girl!
Nice!
WTF is happening to him?! He is the male equivalent of Jessica Simpson…not in the “fat” sense, but in the “instantaneous loss of hotness ” sense. :(
Crack is whack.
“Welcome to The Rock, Alan Thicke. “
I would not want that clipboard back.
Tara Reid, take 2.
“I’ll be Gandalf, you be Frodo.”
Brooke just take some vitamins for that depression.
Thanks friends.
Party Gurl, St Tropez
There isn’t guy here, or in Europe, who wouldn’t do her
Do all the hipsters honestly believe that a hat works?
May this new century be yours, son, as the old one was mine.
I’m a man who worships NIpples!!!! hallelujah praise the Nipples!
Classy… real classy…
Thought it was Hooda from the Today Show…
“As soon as I became irrelevant…Oh I say around 1981, I started collecting bottle caps. This one is my favorite and I carry it with me to every U.S. Tournament opening.”
thick
ROFLOL…. wow
I for one welcome our new overlord, Suri. All hail Suri!
Love it!
Peter Boyle is his bodyguard?