The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.35

August 25th, 2012 // 72 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which takes us even further into the new Golden Age of Gilberator who’s apparently metamorphosed into the Henry David Thoreau of tit jokes. I’m not lying when I say I’ve literally wept at the end of them. On that note, Photo Boy almost pissed himself at the Gary Oldman comment which means a lot considering he spends 75% of his day hand-picking photos for The Crap We Missed in hopes of inspiring horrible jokes like how much Brett Ratner loves masturbating to shrimp. You’ve given his life purpose where before there was only me and a whip yelling, “BOOBY PICTURES, HYAH! UPLOAD! UPLOAD!” *CRACK-SNAP*

His name’s still Toby,

- The Superficial

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Sunglasses Hat
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    A+

  2. Tony Scott Suicide
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    Going to hell laughing out loud with you on this one!

  3. Debra Messing
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Congratulations Gilberator, you made the blogger cry.

  4. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    *thunderous applause*

  5. Jake Gyllenhaal Gwyneth Paltrow
    PoisonIvyLeague
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the best one by far.

  6. Richard Belzer Skinny Tank Top White Pants Loafers
    ali
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL

  7. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    danielle
    Commented on this photo:

    BEST!

  8. YTBOY

    All you haters can just go and kick rocks with open toe shoes!! This girl is beautiful and I love her!!!

  9. Lindsay Lohan Sunglasses Hat
    cookie
    Commented on this photo:

    What a trainwreck

  10. Debra Messing
    Joaquin ingles
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    Dude I hope you’re working on the romance novel already. It couldn’t be too much more soul-destroying than the average 9-5 anyway. Plus you’ll cleave into that insufferable hack Nicolas Sparks’s market share, which would be awesome.

    • Carla

      Agreed! G could laugh all the way to the bank, shit horny soccer moms are making that bitch who wrote 50 Shades fucking rich & that’s unbearable even if you try to read it as a horrible joke/spoof.

      • cc

        ‘& that’s unbearable even if you try to read it as a horrible joke/spoof.’

        Thank you so much for saying that and reviving my faith in women.

  11. Gary Oldman Smashing Face On Glass
    Ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    w00t :)

  12. Richard Belzer Skinny Tank Top White Pants Loafers
    radlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome.

  13. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    T1
    Commented on this photo:

    10 stars Gilberator!

  14. Lindsay Lohan Sunglasses Hat
    Sgt. Friday
    Commented on this photo:

    On the run?

  15. Always say cunt

    When I see pictures of this woman, the word ‘used’ springs to mind.

  16. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    The best! OMG….*applause*

  17. Lindsay Lohan Sunglasses Hat
    cx
    Commented on this photo:

    Axl Rose really let himself go…

  18. Richard Belzer Skinny Tank Top White Pants Loafers
    Commented on this photo:

    BOOyah!
    *Bows and blows tearful kisses*. :D

  19. Debra Messing
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a hitherto unimaginable level of awesome.

  20. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Amazing. Just… amazing.

  21. Debra Messing
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliance. If I could write like this, or the way Fish does, I might have a literary career.

  22. Tony Scott Suicide
    Grafikman
    Commented on this photo:

    (Spew take) Bwahahahahahlol!!

    …Hello Beelzebub, nice to be here.

  23. Lisa Rinna Cleavage
    Grafikman
    Commented on this photo:

    Badump, ttssshh…

  24. Gary Oldman Smashing Face On Glass
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice.

  25. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Classic.

  26. Jake Gyllenhaal Gwyneth Paltrow
    Melvin
    Commented on this photo:

    Paltrow would still get it. Word is she gets her anus bleached bi-monthly.

  27. Jake Gyllenhaal Gwyneth Paltrow
    JMC
    Commented on this photo:

    So simple and perfect.

  28. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    Sparky
    Commented on this photo:

    STANDING O!

  29. Lisa Rinna Cleavage
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that hand! :0

    • Carla

      holyshit cryptkeeper hands :O what’s up with these old hos spending a fortune on the rest of their skin but not bothering to slather their paws with Banana Boat to prevent this?

  30. Tyra Banks Butt Tight Dress Duck Lips Twitter
    Carla
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    Gilberator needs his own posts like Photo Boy does up in here, god this is genius shit!

  31. Gordon Ramsay
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    haaa!

  32. Kevin Federline Scruffy Beard
    Commented on this photo:

    heheheh Awesome!

  33. Steven Tyler
    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    I think he’s on his period.

  34. Lindsay Lohan Sunglasses Hat
    Cynthia
    Commented on this photo:

    I would still so tap that ass

  35. Katy Perry John Mayer Break Up
    Urbanspaceman
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s a mouth-breather!

  36. Lisa Rinna Cleavage
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought she got her lips fixed – they look as bad as ever there

  37. Katy Perry John Mayer Break Up
    ksmack
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy fuck that’s funny.

  38. CUCHULAIN

    Please lose that nasty “HAIR HAT”…it is AWFUL and it is not sexy or fooling anyone. Clean up your act and start with GETTING REAL!

  39. Penn Badgley No Socks Rolled Up Pants Gossip Girl Set
    amy
    Commented on this photo:

    Judging by the flock in the picture, I may be one of the few females who don’t know who this guy is. :3

  40. Richard Belzer Skinny Tank Top White Pants Loafers
    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    That is the “Bellz” !
    Belzer rocks ! ! ! ! ! !
    “In addition, he has also played Munch in episodes of seven other series and in a sketch on one talk show, making Munch the only fictional character to appear on ten different television shows played by a single actor. These shows were on five different networks…..”

  41. Rita Ora Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice titties, who is dis?

  42. Lisa Rinna Cleavage
    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    Baby chokin’ norks on this one ! !

  43. Lindsay Lohan Sunglasses Hat
    anna
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to go to jail, bitch and good for nothing!!!

  44. Tony Scott Suicide
    anna
    Commented on this photo:

    R.I.P,,,You will be Missed!!

  45. Katy Perry John Mayer Break Up
    anna
    Commented on this photo:

    What a douch!! he is so ugly who the hell would want him??
    Put them glasses on girls and do it fast!!

  46. Jake Gyllenhaal Gwyneth Paltrow
    anna
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey I’m a whore, well I’m a dick!

  47. Lisa Rinna Cleavage
    anna
    Commented on this photo:

    Dont hate cause you want those lips around your Dick, and aint having those lips around your dick,haha

    • I’m pretty sure they are hard as rock, because she did them back in the day when they just injected No More Gaps, and it sets hard.
      I suspect your dick would feel like it was being gripped in a vice, but that could be it’s own kind of popular. :)

  48. Steven Tyler
    fuckityfuck
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Janice Dickinson was too old to menstruate, i was wrong.

  49. Lindsay Lohan Sunglasses Hat
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    Just like the Kardashians, this skank will go away only when you stop posting pics. Their 15 minutes keeps living on because apparently cigarette snatch and horrifyingly misshapen ass still sells just enough click through to keep Photoboy in Natty Light.

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