Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which takes us even further into the new Golden Age of Gilberator who’s apparently metamorphosed into the Henry David Thoreau of tit jokes. I’m not lying when I say I’ve literally wept at the end of them. On that note, Photo Boy almost pissed himself at the Gary Oldman comment which means a lot considering he spends 75% of his day hand-picking photos for The Crap We Missed in hopes of inspiring horrible jokes like how much Brett Ratner loves masturbating to shrimp. You’ve given his life purpose where before there was only me and a whip yelling, “BOOBY PICTURES, HYAH! UPLOAD! UPLOAD!” *CRACK-SNAP*
His name’s still Toby,
- The Superficial
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Going to hell laughing out loud with you on this one!
Congratulations Gilberator, you made the blogger cry.
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*thunderous applause*
This is the best one by far.
LOL
BEST!
All you haters can just go and kick rocks with open toe shoes!! This girl is beautiful and I love her!!!
She has big big problems. You’re going to get your heart broken.
What a trainwreck
Dude I hope you’re working on the romance novel already. It couldn’t be too much more soul-destroying than the average 9-5 anyway. Plus you’ll cleave into that insufferable hack Nicolas Sparks’s market share, which would be awesome.
Agreed! G could laugh all the way to the bank, shit horny soccer moms are making that bitch who wrote 50 Shades fucking rich & that’s unbearable even if you try to read it as a horrible joke/spoof.
‘& that’s unbearable even if you try to read it as a horrible joke/spoof.’
Thank you so much for saying that and reviving my faith in women.
w00t :)
hehehe :D
Awesome.
10 stars Gilberator!
or maybe 5 stars rather or 10/10 …stupid IMDB
On the run?
When I see pictures of this woman, the word ‘used’ springs to mind.
The best! OMG….*applause*
Axl Rose really let himself go…
BOOyah!
*Bows and blows tearful kisses*. :D
That’s a hitherto unimaginable level of awesome.
Amazing. Just… amazing.
Brilliance. If I could write like this, or the way Fish does, I might have a literary career.
You’d need to hire a proofreader, just like Fish ought to do.
“But there were there …”
(Spew take) Bwahahahahahlol!!
…Hello Beelzebub, nice to be here.
Badump, ttssshh…
Nice.
Classic.
Paltrow would still get it. Word is she gets her anus bleached bi-monthly.
So simple and perfect.
STANDING O!
Look at that hand! :0
holyshit cryptkeeper hands :O what’s up with these old hos spending a fortune on the rest of their skin but not bothering to slather their paws with Banana Boat to prevent this?
Gilberator needs his own posts like Photo Boy does up in here, god this is genius shit!
haaa!
heheheh Awesome!
I think he’s on his period.
I would still so tap that ass
He’s a mouth-breather!
I thought she got her lips fixed – they look as bad as ever there
Holy fuck that’s funny.
Please lose that nasty “HAIR HAT”…it is AWFUL and it is not sexy or fooling anyone. Clean up your act and start with GETTING REAL!
Judging by the flock in the picture, I may be one of the few females who don’t know who this guy is. :3
Who is he?
That is the “Bellz” !
Belzer rocks ! ! ! ! ! !
“In addition, he has also played Munch in episodes of seven other series and in a sketch on one talk show, making Munch the only fictional character to appear on ten different television shows played by a single actor. These shows were on five different networks…..”
Nice titties, who is dis?
Rita Ora
(google her)
Baby chokin’ norks on this one ! !
She needs to go to jail, bitch and good for nothing!!!
R.I.P,,,You will be Missed!!
What a douch!! he is so ugly who the hell would want him??
Put them glasses on girls and do it fast!!
Hey I’m a whore, well I’m a dick!
I like this one. genius is simplicity
Dont hate cause you want those lips around your Dick, and aint having those lips around your dick,haha
I’m pretty sure they are hard as rock, because she did them back in the day when they just injected No More Gaps, and it sets hard.
I suspect your dick would feel like it was being gripped in a vice, but that could be it’s own kind of popular. :)
I thought Janice Dickinson was too old to menstruate, i was wrong.
Just like the Kardashians, this skank will go away only when you stop posting pics. Their 15 minutes keeps living on because apparently cigarette snatch and horrifyingly misshapen ass still sells just enough click through to keep Photoboy in Natty Light.