Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called the “Haha, Bono’s Fat” Edition. No lie, I could’ve easily filled this thing with nothing but riffs on U2 songs which you guys delivered in spades. And speaking of giant hams, Katy Perry‘s naked butt shows up in here, but it’s the weekend, so I just assume most of you aren’t at work and sitting at home nude on a chair crafted from the finest Corinthian leather. There’s really no other way to read the site. Except at work when you should be working. Please keep doing that.
Seriously, I’m too beautiful for retail. They’ll do things to me,
- The Superficial
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I have tip as well: EAT SOMETHING!
Jesus, no shit
well played
I’ll take ad nauseum’s word for it, but that seems like a great Photoshop project for someone with a lot of time on their hands.
Speaking of ad nauseum….MOOOOOOOOO
Hardly took any time at all.
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I nominate TomFrank as best & most reliable SW comment content provider.
Oh, CD. You’re the best. This totally makes up for the fact that I haven’t officially been funny here for the last two months.
Good advice here for Ms Swift.
Paying the price for choosing fashion & cuteness over rough water play realities.
KK’s ass: the gift that just keeps on giving. Nice one, AdN!
Win!!!
An amazing collection this week. I’m glad my humble entry appears first because all the other comments are golden and would be a tough act to follow.
Yep, that’s what you’ll be wearing when you finally go to prison. Of course you’d have to run a bus over a classroom of 6 year olds on camera while smoking crystal meth for that to happen and you’d probably be out in 10 days anyhow…
+1000
Oh I dunno, I can’t say as I find her ass disappointing.
And it does look as though a front shot would have provided some areola action, at a minimum.
One would have to assume Katy is somewhat disappointed in her ass as well. That’s why she accentuates the front bumpers instead of the back ones, a la KK, J-Lo, Cameron, etc. etc.
That takes talent. How can you steal from someone’s closet while they’re still in it?
LOL! Cause Will is right in the closet with him.
I’m liking your comment, but I can’t “like” it on this site, apparently. *sigh*
LOL
I’d hit it. Just cuz she has watermelon.
I love Good Chuck Norrisisms; and this is one.
Her glasses match her shorts; oh, and nice cleavage.
The misleading original headline was like telling my boner santa claus doesnt exists.
Is it me or this kid looks like a black Joseph Gordon-Levitt?
Ha! A+
I concur.
can’t stop LOLing srsly help!
Y’all on FIRE up this gallery this week – and so is this dudes’ pants!
Seriously wouldn’t surprise me if this was the headline of an actual news story about this Koch-bro-grovelling butt weasel.
DAMN – MOOOOOOOOOOOOO to the 100th power.
haha the TRUTH!
I’ve already voted for them. Twice.
That is the most disgusting ass on the planet.
She has no definition to her body….it’s just there.
She does have a nice ass though.
Jeesh, talk about a double-standard. It doesn’t look like Ms. Perry does any too much working out, either. But this one is okay that it’s “just there”?
I have a question, Fish: Do you take into account the thumbs-ups at all when putting thishere weekly post together? I’m not asking for me — really! I only ever get 5 at the most — but there are so many really funny comments that get 20 or more thumbs-up and I never see them here. Maybe one special spot for People’s Choice Comment of the Week? Or something. But only if there’s an easy way for you to figure it out.
he chooses what he thinks he likes best. so if a 100 people give it a thumbs down he might still like it and post it.
Yeah, I knew that … I just feel bad for all the funny comments that get left out. Of course, this is The Superficial — if all the funny comments were posted, we’d be reading this post all day and into tomorrow.
Also keep in mind that people can (and probably will) game the thumbs-up system. Early on we learned that a single person was thumbing down practically every one of a certain someone’s posts 20-30 times. And by “a certain someone” I mean me. I was the one getting thumbed down 20-30 times every time I opened my big fat mouth.
I don’t know if Fish is already taking thumbs-up totals into account, but if he officially instituted it as a rule, it would probably cause more trouble than it’s worth.
i consider myself lucky. i am usually ignored or thumbed down. the later when i am serious in discussing either cartooning or the basics of these publicity stunts that are the main topics here and other blogs like Perez Hilton. very rare will people give me a thumbs up. What urks me the most is getting thumbed down for the serious stuff. you can not cope about your favorite star. get over it. time for a reality check.
I always get at least one thumb down. Just because I’m me, I guess and someone here doesn’t like me.
Doh! Name fail. I’ll go ahead and thumb that down for you bitches. I would hate for you to have to remove your thumb from your asshole.
i am most impressed by her breasts
Yeah but they have to be fake. She never had them before and a push up bra can’t do all that. However, it does take away from the rest of her which ain’t a bad thing.
Out of frame Chuck Norris is doing a flying kick at his head. RIP Dolph.
Hey! Neat! I won the internet this week!
Of course, this will be the most prominent accolade I will receive in my life. Thanks, Fish.
Hee hee, still good…
Those tits are spectacular.
Nice.
Cottage cheese.
Never noticed how lanky and dry her body is before.
That ass is whiter than the Republican presidential ticket.
Thanks, Fish.
It’s a fucking dump truck!
There’s no way you can convince me that she’s not a straight up hooker now.
I’d fuck her, the watermelon, AND the blurry guy. Damn, I’m horny.
You missed the girl in the ponytail, and the elbow of the person not in frame
i hope that this is a sign that her boobies will be popping soon for all of us to enjoy. i really hope she does the Lilo, at least in the naked department.
MY GOD! THOSE TITS ARE AMAZING!
i would still nail that boney ass.
Fake tits…to much silicone…she’s like margerine, easy to spread…telling her hand, ‘I can’t believe you did that last night’…Cherry Sloe Gin, it’s what’s for breakfast…
I know we are all looking at the aircraft carrier on the right, but Kanye’s neck and head fat folds seem to be making a face. I can’t stop staring…
Do people get lypo there? If not, he’s screwed. I’m sure she knows someone though..
A+ reference
Two Tim Burton Batman references in one week, I miss when Batman wasn’t dying of throat cancer.
Can we get a coat of paint on that siding??? Geesh…
Those are wooden shingles, very common in New England.
great article good work