The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.34

August 18th, 2012 // 91 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called the “Haha, Bono’s Fat” Edition. No lie, I could’ve easily filled this thing with nothing but riffs on U2 songs which you guys delivered in spades. And speaking of giant hams, Katy Perry‘s naked butt shows up in here, but it’s the weekend, so I just assume most of you aren’t at work and sitting at home nude on a chair crafted from the finest Corinthian leather. There’s really no other way to read the site. Except at work when you should be working. Please keep doing that.

Seriously, I’m too beautiful for retail. They’ll do things to me,

- The Superficial

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Photos: IXOLA/AKM-GSI

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  1. Taylor Swift Bikini Top Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
    DirtyFighter
    Commented on this photo:

    I have tip as well: EAT SOMETHING!

  2. Katy Perry Butt Flash Bikini
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    well played

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants Kanye West
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll take ad nauseum’s word for it, but that seems like a great Photoshop project for someone with a lot of time on their hands.
    Speaking of ad nauseum….MOOOOOOOOO

  4. Taylor Swift Bikini Top Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Good advice here for Ms Swift.

  5. Katy Perry Butt Flash Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Paying the price for choosing fashion & cuteness over rough water play realities.

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants Kanye West
    Yatz
    Commented on this photo:

    KK’s ass: the gift that just keeps on giving. Nice one, AdN!

  7. Bono Shirtless Fat Man Boobs
    Yatz
    Commented on this photo:

    Win!!!

  8. Dick Hell

    An amazing collection this week. I’m glad my humble entry appears first because all the other comments are golden and would be a tough act to follow.

  9. Lindsay Lohan
    V is for Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, that’s what you’ll be wearing when you finally go to prison. Of course you’d have to run a bus over a classroom of 6 year olds on camera while smoking crystal meth for that to happen and you’d probably be out in 10 days anyhow…

  10. Katy Perry Butt Flash Bikini
    cc
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    Oh I dunno, I can’t say as I find her ass disappointing.

    And it does look as though a front shot would have provided some areola action, at a minimum.

    • One would have to assume Katy is somewhat disappointed in her ass as well. That’s why she accentuates the front bumpers instead of the back ones, a la KK, J-Lo, Cameron, etc. etc.

  11. Jaden Smith Animal Print Skinny Pants
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    That takes talent. How can you steal from someone’s closet while they’re still in it?

  12. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair Wrecked Car
    Mangina
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL

  13. Rose McGowan
    Neo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it. Just cuz she has watermelon.

  14. Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris Whispering Secrets The Expendables 2 Premiere
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    I love Good Chuck Norrisisms; and this is one.

  15. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair Wrecked Car
    TXZen
    Commented on this photo:

    Her glasses match her shorts; oh, and nice cleavage.

  16. Katy Perry Butt Flash Bikini
    rockthrowinghipster
    Commented on this photo:

    The misleading original headline was like telling my boner santa claus doesnt exists.

  17. Jaden Smith Animal Print Skinny Pants
    Park
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me or this kid looks like a black Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

  18. Bono Shirtless Fat Man Boobs
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha! A+

  19. Jean-Claude Van Damme Laughing With Soldiers
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    can’t stop LOLing srsly help!

  20. Jaden Smith Animal Print Skinny Pants
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    Y’all on FIRE up this gallery this week – and so is this dudes’ pants!

  21. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    Carla
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    Seriously wouldn’t surprise me if this was the headline of an actual news story about this Koch-bro-grovelling butt weasel.

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants Kanye West
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    DAMN – MOOOOOOOOOOOOO to the 100th power.

  23. Taylor Swift Bikini Top Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
    Carla
    Commented on this photo:

    haha the TRUTH!

  24. Paul Ryan Bug Eyes Tongue Out
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve already voted for them. Twice.

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants Kanye West
    Stupid
    Commented on this photo:

    That is the most disgusting ass on the planet.

  26. Taylor Swift Bikini Top Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
    Stupid
    Commented on this photo:

    She has no definition to her body….it’s just there.

  27. Katy Perry Butt Flash Bikini
    Stupid
    Commented on this photo:

    She does have a nice ass though.

    • Jeesh, talk about a double-standard. It doesn’t look like Ms. Perry does any too much working out, either. But this one is okay that it’s “just there”?

  28. I have a question, Fish: Do you take into account the thumbs-ups at all when putting thishere weekly post together? I’m not asking for me — really! I only ever get 5 at the most — but there are so many really funny comments that get 20 or more thumbs-up and I never see them here. Maybe one special spot for People’s Choice Comment of the Week? Or something. But only if there’s an easy way for you to figure it out.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      he chooses what he thinks he likes best. so if a 100 people give it a thumbs down he might still like it and post it.

      • Yeah, I knew that … I just feel bad for all the funny comments that get left out. Of course, this is The Superficial — if all the funny comments were posted, we’d be reading this post all day and into tomorrow.

      • Also keep in mind that people can (and probably will) game the thumbs-up system. Early on we learned that a single person was thumbing down practically every one of a certain someone’s posts 20-30 times. And by “a certain someone” I mean me. I was the one getting thumbed down 20-30 times every time I opened my big fat mouth.

        I don’t know if Fish is already taking thumbs-up totals into account, but if he officially instituted it as a rule, it would probably cause more trouble than it’s worth.

      • Emma Watson's Vagina

        i consider myself lucky. i am usually ignored or thumbed down. the later when i am serious in discussing either cartooning or the basics of these publicity stunts that are the main topics here and other blogs like Perez Hilton. very rare will people give me a thumbs up. What urks me the most is getting thumbed down for the serious stuff. you can not cope about your favorite star. get over it. time for a reality check.

      • kimmyki

        I always get at least one thumb down. Just because I’m me, I guess and someone here doesn’t like me.

      • kimmykimkim

        Doh! Name fail. I’ll go ahead and thumb that down for you bitches. I would hate for you to have to remove your thumb from your asshole.

  29. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair Wrecked Car
    bender
    Commented on this photo:

    i am most impressed by her breasts

    • Cher X

      Yeah but they have to be fake. She never had them before and a push up bra can’t do all that. However, it does take away from the rest of her which ain’t a bad thing.

  30. Dolph Lundgren The Expendables 2 Photocall
    V is for Vagina
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    Out of frame Chuck Norris is doing a flying kick at his head. RIP Dolph.

  31. Bono Shirtless Fat Man Boobs
    Dave
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey! Neat! I won the internet this week!

    Of course, this will be the most prominent accolade I will receive in my life. Thanks, Fish.

  32. Bono Shirtless Fat Man Boobs
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Hee hee, still good…

  33. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair Wrecked Car
    Commented on this photo:

    Those tits are spectacular.

  34. Jean-Claude Van Damme Laughing With Soldiers
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice.

  35. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants Kanye West
    Commented on this photo:

    Cottage cheese.

  36. Taylor Swift Bikini Top Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
    Commented on this photo:

    Never noticed how lanky and dry her body is before.

  37. Katy Perry Butt Flash Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That ass is whiter than the Republican presidential ticket.

  38. Jaden Smith Animal Print Skinny Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks, Fish.

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants Kanye West
    Billy Barty, Jr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a fucking dump truck!

  40. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair Wrecked Car
    Capitalist Pancake
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s no way you can convince me that she’s not a straight up hooker now.

  41. Rose McGowan
    Helena Handbasket
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d fuck her, the watermelon, AND the blurry guy. Damn, I’m horny.

  42. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair Wrecked Car
    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    i hope that this is a sign that her boobies will be popping soon for all of us to enjoy. i really hope she does the Lilo, at least in the naked department.

  43. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair Wrecked Car
    Frank
    Commented on this photo:

    MY GOD! THOSE TITS ARE AMAZING!

  44. Taylor Swift Bikini Top Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
    Frank
    Commented on this photo:

    i would still nail that boney ass.

  45. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Toussled Hair Wrecked Car
    Commented on this photo:

    Fake tits…to much silicone…she’s like margerine, easy to spread…telling her hand, ‘I can’t believe you did that last night’…Cherry Sloe Gin, it’s what’s for breakfast…

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants Kanye West
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    I know we are all looking at the aircraft carrier on the right, but Kanye’s neck and head fat folds seem to be making a face. I can’t stop staring…

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants Kanye West
    JMC
    Commented on this photo:

    A+ reference

  48. Rose McGowan
    JMC
    Commented on this photo:

    Two Tim Burton Batman references in one week, I miss when Batman wasn’t dying of throat cancer.

  49. Taylor Swift Bikini Top Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
    Rudedog
    Commented on this photo:

    Can we get a coat of paint on that siding??? Geesh…

  50. great article good work

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