The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.25

June 16th, 2012 // 61 Comments

“Eww. Did you just get pregnant?”

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a smattering of your ruminations from throughout our week’s menagerie of penile tomfoolery beneath photographic renderings of celebrity schadenfreude.

I just cunnilinged the fancy part of your brain.. stuff,

- The Superficial

P.S. Did McFeely Smackup die? Or, worse, have his office put up a firewall? God, I don’t even like saying that.

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee
    Dick Hell
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    That look will make some feather-dusters quiver in anticipation.

  2. DeucePickle

    I saw McFeely post something on IWatchStuff a few months ago.
    I hope a Travolta or a Skarsgard didn’t get him.

    • FattyFatty2X4

      McFeely is back from filming Magic Mike. Since it opens the 29th, he should be on all the talk shows promoting it.
      Hell, he may even do Oprah.
      That sounded gross.

  3. Alexander Skarsgard
    achilles wrath
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    I love photos of this guy, he’s so menacing and comical at the same time! Like the Terminator.

  4. Lindsay Lohan
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay Lohan – STILL not dead.

  5. I got the impression some time ago that McFeely was logging on from work, so probably that firewall thing. Or maybe the office censorware started cracking down. Kind of ironic, given that you’ve curtailed most of the nudity here in the past couple of years.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      naw, he’s dead. he’s smart enough that he probably owns a smart phone and smart enough to know how to jack around at work.

      RIP, McFeely.

      • Cock Dr

        I prefer to think of him as vacationing in an exotic locale; perhaps buried underneath a big pile of hookers.

      • There would be times when McFeely would be absent from the site for a full week or two, and he’d always return on a Monday. As if he were on vacation during those weeks and couldn’t get the Internets from wherever the hell he was.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        Tommy, you and me, a couple broads and a dog. We’ll get super high in my van and figure this mystery out.

      • Alright. kimmy and Cock Dr can be the hot redhead and the brainy chick in the turtleneck (respectively?). But if we’re still doing this after ten years, we are not adding a puppy.

      • kimmykimkim

        Nope, I’m more of a brunette than a redhead. But I’m sure as shit not brainy. So it looks like we’re gonna have to give Cock Dr a brunette wig and I’ll get a red wig. And it looks like me and Beef will have to supply the weed, as usual.

        You know I decided a while ago that all the Mc names are basically all the same people. McBeef, McFeely, McPoop, McGee, Tony. All the same person. And then there is TomFish.

      • Cock Dr

        You would get into a van with Burger Boy? That’s crazy talk.
        Not for all the weed in CA.

      • kimmykimkim

        I’d get into all sorts of shit with Burger Boy. I’m a little crazy like that.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        Ah, whatever Cock Doc. You’d be in that van before I even offered the candy.

  6. Tracy Morgan Stomach Pulling Shirt Up
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    Fast Eddie gets an assist for his “Tracy Morgan’s belly looks exactly like a giant penis head” comment, without which I might not have come up with this.

  7. Pierce Brosnan Boner Wetsuit Love Punch
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Yay! My first!!!
    Maybe I should print this page and frame it. I’m sure my husband wouldn’t mind.

  8. Pierce Brosnan Boner Wetsuit Love Punch
    Friday Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    *your

  9. Sarah Hyland Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Genius!

  10. Pierce Brosnan Boner Wetsuit Love Punch
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate to say it, but….Your* lol
    On a side note, I love you edamame for mentioning Fassbender XD

  11. Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    Add her to the pile of ‘Failed Youth’.

  12. Pierce Brosnan Boner Wetsuit Love Punch
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, I was ashamed when I saw “you’re” and wish I could edit it. :)
    Thanks, hangover!

  13. Alexander Skarsgard
    Commented on this photo:

    A blond boy with atrophied legs is being stared at menacingly by some grown man. This may just be the creepiest pic of the year. I mean, it IS impressive that the boy can walk with the legs of a paralyzed toddler, but the whole thing is still creepy.

  14. Alexander Skarsgard
    adsd
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought that guy–not scars–had a yamica (how do u spell it??) on. I guess his hair just looks like a little hat.

  15. Jim Carrey
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    Awesome

  16. Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    This one made me laugh aloud long enough to make my mom question my sanity.

  17. Bethenny Frankel
    Commented on this photo:

    Hocks? Like cow hocks?

  18. Chris Brown
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahahahahaha lmao

  19. Tom Cruise NYPD
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    lmao!!!
    for those who don’t get the reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abner_Louima

  20. Tom Cruise NYPD
    r,
    Commented on this photo:

    george carlin mentioned it in a bit, always thought he was just making it up

  21. Jim Carrey
    Allion
    Commented on this photo:

    Cooler with age.

  22. Marcia Gay Harden Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    Allion
    Commented on this photo:

    Never ever liked her. A crooked look, a slimy essence.

  23. Josh Duhamel Dog Lucky High-Five for Pet Adoption
    myslinky
    Commented on this photo:

    The dogs face says it all

  24. Tom Cruise
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    NIce!

  25. Tom Cruise
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    hmm
    I meant nice. :)

  26. lawn

    Anybody else notice that stinky mcpoop disappeared about the same time as mcfeely? Coincidence?

  27. Nicole Murphy Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    She could break your jaw with those thighs! Yummmmm

  28. Chris Brown
    ME
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he ever not holding his dick?

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  30. Alexander Skarsgard
    Vandal
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember watching an episode of The Simpsons where Homer cut his jeans down and he had the pockets sticking out of the bottom like this bint has. The whole idea was that Homer was stupid for leaving them like that. So now all these women are as dumb as Homer Simpson? Fuck this planet.

  31. Chris Brown
    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow – my first mention! Uh-hem… I’d like to thank Chris Brown, for if he wasn’t such a fucking asshole, this never would’ve been possible. Keep beatin’ cheatin’ and snitchin’ Breezy…

  32. Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa, whoa. Mr. Brown will have enough beatings for E’RYBODY!

  33. Tom Cruise
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Come out of the closet already tom. You are gayer than a broadway musical. Bring Travolta with you.

  34. Marcia Gay Harden Cleavage Women In Film Crystal + Lucy Awards
    ABQ
    Commented on this photo:

    She really is an asshole. Just ask any person at a hotel or restaurant that has had to deal with her. She is completely shitty to everybody which is funny because most people don’t even know who the hell she is.

  35. Tom Cruise
    name
    Commented on this photo:

    Mr. Cruise, come out of the closet.

  36. Nicole Murphy Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahaha took me half an hour to actually get this one XD
    Good eye!

  37. Chris Brown
    YagiSka
    Commented on this photo:

    I, for one, am sympathetic to CB. Imagine living your life in constant fear that your dick was about to fall off.

  38. Lindsay Lohan
    Sassy Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know about you guys, but I think Snook is hiding her pregnancy weight very well!

  39. Tom Cruise
    jak
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at the guy in the background…looks like Tom’s son!!

  40. Tom Cruise
    Scout
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Tom has a son he’s never acknowledged.

    Spitting image.

  41. Tom Cruise
    Scout
    Commented on this photo:

    And what’s that guy’s hand doing on Tommy boy’s fly?

    Guy looks to be late teens. Must have been during or just prior to Cruise’s marriage to Kidman.

  42. Tom Cruise
    Scout
    Commented on this photo:

    Sad. No child should be disavowed by their parent.

    No parent should force a child to live a lie, protecting the parent from the shame that they were born.

  43. Tom Cruise
    Scout
    Commented on this photo:

    Tommy may be short in stature, but his closet is ready to explode.

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