The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.24

June 9th, 2012 // 84 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we’ve seen in a while so hookers and coke for everyone! Yay! Also, somebody made a sweet Futurama reference which may be a first, but then again, I drink a lot and the ol’ memory ain’t what it used to be. On that note, if you were honestly expecting me to interrupt my weekly rejuvenation regimen to comment on the Lindsay Lohan accident/publicity stunt (Which I’ll get to Monday.) refer back to that last sentence which may or may not contain words that are relevant to these other words that somehow appeared in front of me. Don’t quote me on that.

And that’s the story of how my best friend Bucky died fighting lazer Nazis,

- The Superficial

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  1. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    Cock Dr
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    Sparky, I only wish your comment was true. There’s a sad lack of male bedazzlement in the typical American workplace.

  2. John Stamos
    Cock Dr
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    Tell Stamos that’s not lint that’s grey hairs.

  3. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Best of the Batch

  4. Miley Cyrus Cutting
    Paul Hogan
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    That’s not a knife. [draws a large Bowie knife] THAT’S a knife.

  5. JWoww Cleavage Bad Facial Lift
    Tomas
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    I’m thirsty for some milk to drink.

    • gigi

      not sure what those chemical bags have to do with anything, but good for you! there’s bound to be some kind of sale going on in your area – stock up! you can even freeze the extras dude!

  6. Kate Beckinsale MTV Movie Awards 2012
    lol
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    Awesome question.

  7. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA Awards
    lori
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    Creepy!

  8. Lindsay Lohan Wardrobe Malfunction Nipple Liz And Dick
    lori
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    This seems more like a parody than a drama.

  9. Kate Beckinsale Jessica Biel MTV Movie Awards 2012
    lori
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    Matchy ankle bracelets. That’s new.

  10. JWoww Cleavage Bad Facial Lift
    Captain Obvious
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    Not sure you understand how milk works chief.

  11. Kate Beckinsale MTV Movie Awards 2012
    cc
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    The Diet Coke commercial she did is more arousing that any porn you are likely to see.

  12. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Is this a picture of a young Fabio with tits???

  13. Kate Beckinsale MTV Movie Awards 2012
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    Yes, this pisses me off. We all could have had one of these.

  14. Anne Hathaway Broken Arm Cast
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    Imagine the Herculean effort stylist and make up artists have to put in to make this one attractive.

  15. Miley Cyrus Cutting
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    Seriously, this comment is one of my all time favs so I guess that makes me a physics nerd.

  16. Antonio Banderas
    cRAZYHOTkELLI
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    If their marriage, he’d be with a dude.

  17. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
    FattyFatty2X4
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    brilliant!!!

  18. FattyFatty2X4

    No wonder there was so many this week, everyone was a winner

    • Smapdi

      Yah, but no appearance by JC or Iveski? I’d expect those guys to show up in just about every list.

  19. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
    sophie
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    vast improvement

  20. Lindsay Lohan Wardrobe Malfunction Nipple Liz And Dick
    joho777
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    Let me guess. This is Lindsay “acting.”

  21. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA Awards
    molly
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    WTF did the blonde do to her eyebrows? Brush them up? And do they know how ridiculous they look when the smile while sucking their cheeks in?

  22. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
    ali
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    LOL!

  23. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
    theoriginal LJ
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    Why is Bieber wearing Michael Jackson’s glove on his face?

  24. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
    Venice
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    Purchased from the Michael Jackson estate sale.

  25. Kate Beckinsale MTV Movie Awards 2012
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Put her and Charlize Theron in a movie and I don’t care what it’s about I’ll see it.

  26. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
    Venice
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    Have the auditions for the submissive role in “Fifty Shades of Grey” begun already?

  27. Kate Beckinsale Jessica Biel MTV Movie Awards 2012
    Jade
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    I don’t get Jessica. I mean, she really is a pretty girl, but somehow she managed to undo all that with a crappy haircut and even worse clothing choices. The worst part? The whole ‘look’ probably cost a ton of $$.

  28. John Travolta Vampire
    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmm, imagine Travolta with a mustache and goatee. Then go look at this picture: http://kiplange.com/images/Xenu.jpg HAIL XENU!

  29. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
    Stranz
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    It’s just the hair…
    Congratulations to Kate. She don’t mess up with her hair and play safe with her dresses. But that’s all.
    Jessica is even prettier than Kate, and her body is 10x more attractive than Kate’s.
    In a bikini there never was any comparison. And this is no insult to Kate. Jessica’s body is 10 of 10, and her ass is 11 of 10!

  30. Kate Beckinsale Jessica Biel MTV Movie Awards 2012
    Stranz
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    It’s just the hair…
    Congratulations to Kate. She don’t mess up with her hair and play safe with her dresses. But that’s all.
    Jessica is even prettier than Kate, and her body is 10x more attractive than Kate’s.
    In a bikini there never was any comparison. And this is no insult to Kate. Jessica’s body is 10 of 10, and her ass is 11 of 10!

  31. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA Awards
    Stupid
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    Ugliest girls on the planet!!!

  32. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
    kimmykimkim
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    Hahaha! Awesome.

  33. Anne Hathaway Broken Arm Cast
    Stupid
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    2nd ugliest woman on the planet!!!

  34. Kate Beckinsale MTV Movie Awards 2012
    kimmykimkim
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    Love this woman! Soooo hot…

  35. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Bieb, that’s Michael Jackson’s merkin. Oh whatever, keep it where it is.

  36. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA Awards
    flatspottin'
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahhahahahha, best comment ever.

  37. Lindsay Lohan Wardrobe Malfunction Nipple Liz And Dick
    flatspottin'
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was William H Macy

  38. JWoww Cleavage Bad Facial Lift
    Blech
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    Those are among the ugliest tits I’ve ever seen.

  39. Kate Beckinsale Jessica Biel MTV Movie Awards 2012
    Blech
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    I dunno. Maybe you’d enjoy having conversations with Jessica’s ass because not much seems to be upstairs.

    But Kate is the WHOLE package. Looks, brains, class, talent, AND she hasn’t fucked Justin Timberlake.

  40. George Clooney Stacy Keibler
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Great!

  41. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
    anonymous
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    I’d wear Selena’s underwear on my face too.

  42. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants
    Fishballs
    Commented on this photo:

    I fucking love Hilary Swank. I’ve always wanted to do a tranny.

  43. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA Awards
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    This is the stupidest comment ev- ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD.

  44. Vanilla Ice MTV Movie Awards 2012
    classic
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    still more talented than eminem.

  45. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen CFDA Awards
    Joaquin ingles
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    Hahaha just great! Creepiest pic ever.

  46. terry

    He sucks. Heard his music and it is trash. It is the right pop bullshit for them little young bitches to eat up.
    He loaded though.

  47. Lindsay Lohan Wardrobe Malfunction Nipple Liz And Dick
    boobies
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    his name is Grant Bowler hes an australian actor

  48. Justin Bieber Skull Mask
    Dish
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    Someone’s been watching too much TMNT. Shredder envy if I’ve ever seen it..

  49. That is one lame mask that Justin Cleaver is wearing.

  50. John Stamos
    Tati
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    What I’m confused at is there is somehow a black chick with no apparent ass

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