Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we’ve seen in a while so hookers and coke for everyone! Yay! Also, somebody made a sweet Futurama reference which may be a first, but then again, I drink a lot and the ol’ memory ain’t what it used to be. On that note, if you were honestly expecting me to interrupt my weekly rejuvenation regimen to comment on the Lindsay Lohan accident/publicity stunt (Which I’ll get to Monday.) refer back to that last sentence which may or may not contain words that are relevant to these other words that somehow appeared in front of me. Don’t quote me on that.
And that’s the story of how my best friend Bucky died fighting lazer Nazis,
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Sparky, I only wish your comment was true. There’s a sad lack of male bedazzlement in the typical American workplace.
Tell Stamos that’s not lint that’s grey hairs.
Best of the Batch
That’s not a knife. [draws a large Bowie knife] THAT’S a knife.
I’m thirsty for some milk to drink.
not sure what those chemical bags have to do with anything, but good for you! there’s bound to be some kind of sale going on in your area – stock up! you can even freeze the extras dude!
Awesome question.
Creepy!
This seems more like a parody than a drama.
Matchy ankle bracelets. That’s new.
She’s on parole for convictions in two jurisdictions.
Not sure you understand how milk works chief.
The Diet Coke commercial she did is more arousing that any porn you are likely to see.
Is this a picture of a young Fabio with tits???
LOL. Holy shit I almost spit my drink on the computer screen. Bravo.
Yes, this pisses me off. We all could have had one of these.
Imagine the Herculean effort stylist and make up artists have to put in to make this one attractive.
Seriously, this comment is one of my all time favs so I guess that makes me a physics nerd.
If their marriage, he’d be with a dude.
brilliant!!!
No wonder there was so many this week, everyone was a winner
Yah, but no appearance by JC or Iveski? I’d expect those guys to show up in just about every list.
vast improvement
Let me guess. This is Lindsay “acting.”
WTF did the blonde do to her eyebrows? Brush them up? And do they know how ridiculous they look when the smile while sucking their cheeks in?
LOL!
Why is Bieber wearing Michael Jackson’s glove on his face?
Because he loves the smell of balls
Really young balls.
Purchased from the Michael Jackson estate sale.
Put her and Charlize Theron in a movie and I don’t care what it’s about I’ll see it.
YES
Have the auditions for the submissive role in “Fifty Shades of Grey” begun already?
I don’t get Jessica. I mean, she really is a pretty girl, but somehow she managed to undo all that with a crappy haircut and even worse clothing choices. The worst part? The whole ‘look’ probably cost a ton of $$.
Hmmm, imagine Travolta with a mustache and goatee. Then go look at this picture: http://kiplange.com/images/Xenu.jpg HAIL XENU!
It’s just the hair…
Congratulations to Kate. She don’t mess up with her hair and play safe with her dresses. But that’s all.
Jessica is even prettier than Kate, and her body is 10x more attractive than Kate’s.
In a bikini there never was any comparison. And this is no insult to Kate. Jessica’s body is 10 of 10, and her ass is 11 of 10!
I’m looking at someone called Hilary Swank. Who are YOU looking at?
maybe he/she thinks this is either Jessica Biel or Kate Middleton?? this person is clearly lost.
It’s just the hair…
Congratulations to Kate. She don’t mess up with her hair and play safe with her dresses. But that’s all.
Jessica is even prettier than Kate, and her body is 10x more attractive than Kate’s.
In a bikini there never was any comparison. And this is no insult to Kate. Jessica’s body is 10 of 10, and her ass is 11 of 10!
Ugliest girls on the planet!!!
Hahaha! Awesome.
2nd ugliest woman on the planet!!!
Love this woman! Soooo hot…
Bieb, that’s Michael Jackson’s merkin. Oh whatever, keep it where it is.
Ahhahahahha, best comment ever.
I thought it was William H Macy
Those are among the ugliest tits I’ve ever seen.
I dunno. Maybe you’d enjoy having conversations with Jessica’s ass because not much seems to be upstairs.
But Kate is the WHOLE package. Looks, brains, class, talent, AND she hasn’t fucked Justin Timberlake.
Great!
I’d wear Selena’s underwear on my face too.
I fucking love Hilary Swank. I’ve always wanted to do a tranny.
This is the stupidest comment ev- ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD.
Nah, Futurama is teh awesome!
still more talented than eminem.
Stealing from Freddie Mercury can never lead to failure.
Hahaha just great! Creepiest pic ever.
He sucks. Heard his music and it is trash. It is the right pop bullshit for them little young bitches to eat up.
He loaded though.
his name is Grant Bowler hes an australian actor
Someone’s been watching too much TMNT. Shredder envy if I’ve ever seen it..
That is one lame mask that Justin Cleaver is wearing.
What I’m confused at is there is somehow a black chick with no apparent ass