Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a virtual menagerie of pearls hand-picked out of the goddamn piranha tank known as the comment threads. On that note, this gallery is one of very rare times one of you actually made me – God, I hate this phrase. – laugh out loud, but all I say is, it hits you once you see the thumb.
I tossed in the Kim Kardashian one because it’s science fact,
- The Superficial
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Photo: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner
haha, awesome.
that is also awesome
No probs with her as a person, but the tan! That fake tan! Eek Give the tan a rest and it’s all good
That is vile…and so so funny.
moo
Moo
Lots less gravy than I expected.
Give the lass a break, she’s been clean since 9am.
She looks more like the Joker with each passing day…
awesome
Moo
that was funny
lol!
Behind the scenes at Barnum & Bailey.
win
nice
He is so gross
Moo
For this recipe, powdered milk is okay.
I told him no more carrots in the backseat.
that is one fucking awful looking face, I’d have to triple bag it and definitely not bring it home to mom.
This whole picture just reeks of class, total class!!
I’d like some nipple prints in my cookies please.
Open wide for Obama , Bristol you self righteous hosebag, The apple doesn’t splat far from the tree!
She even color coordinates her used curtains to the color of her tan… seen way too much of this fucknut….
I just jerked off in the back seat of this limo,,, get me some more freakin paper!
If the chick on top gets up and has a big wet spot, I am outta here!!!!
Her tits are so far apart its impossible for her to produce cleavage
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That felt good!
My diaper is full and I am not happy about it
Show me your tits, I have some more beads for you!
That’s not a pen, its really a bomb, I’ve seen enough 007 movies to not be fooled
Awesome! +10!
lol!
Haha
She is so gross
Leave Clay alone. He got shot by his own biker gang and forced to resign as President. Give him a break.
woof that face.
LOL good god this is frightening
Can you believe someone was actually desperate/shit-faced enough to thump THIS?
She’s morphing into a combination of Ellen Barkin and Sting. Fact.
The blond looks like she’s giving birth to a ship’s maidenhead.
Finally he’s found someone who can’t kick his ass… well probably can’t….. definite chance she can’t…
holy wayward nipple look, had to take a second glance at that pict.
The caption of this pict should be titties under glass
Are we sure she isn’t Tan Mom’s long lost daughter?
Nice!
God, you guys are awful. But the most awful thing is I agree with Grand Poobah and Sam’s Trees.
He is so good looking.
BAHAHAHA
It’s the black Doctor Who!
As if the rest of her weren’t gross enough, that thumbnail will give me nightmares.
coke nail anyone?
the only thing worse than being a self-promoting fame whore is to be the self-promoting fame whore daughter (or sister, Kortney and whatever the fuck the other ones are named) of a self-promoting fame whore