The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.20

May 12th, 2012 // 77 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a virtual menagerie of pearls hand-picked out of the goddamn piranha tank known as the comment threads. On that note, this gallery is one of very rare times one of you actually made me – God, I hate this phrase. – laugh out loud, but all I say is, it hits you once you see the thumb.

I tossed in the Kim Kardashian one because it’s science fact,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. 'The first official reenactment of Jessica Simpson’s childbirth.'
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    haha, awesome.

  2. Courtney Stodden
    Wite
    Commented on this photo:

    No probs with her as a person, but the tan! That fake tan! Eek Give the tan a rest and it’s all good

  3. 'The first official reenactment of Jessica Simpson’s childbirth.'
    Cock Dr
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    That is vile…and so so funny.

  4. Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    moo

  5. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Moo

  6. 'The first official reenactment of Jessica Simpson’s childbirth.'
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    Lots less gravy than I expected.

  7. Courtney Love
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    Give the lass a break, she’s been clean since 9am.

  8. Cameron Diaz
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks more like the Joker with each passing day…

  9. Courtney Stodden
    Commented on this photo:

    awesome

  10. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Moo
    that was funny

  11. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    lol!

  12. Will Smith Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Behind the scenes at Barnum & Bailey.

  13. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    win

  14. Bristol Palin
    Mangina
    Commented on this photo:

    nice

  15. Shia LaBeouf
    Mangina
    Commented on this photo:

    He is so gross

  16. Kim Kardashian
    Mangina
    Commented on this photo:

    Moo

  17. Courtney Stodden
    Commented on this photo:

    For this recipe, powdered milk is okay.

  18. Simon Cowell
    Commented on this photo:

    I told him no more carrots in the backseat.

  19. Courtney Stodden
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    that is one fucking awful looking face, I’d have to triple bag it and definitely not bring it home to mom.

    This whole picture just reeks of class, total class!!

  20. Courtney Stodden
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like some nipple prints in my cookies please.

  21. Bristol Palin
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    Open wide for Obama , Bristol you self righteous hosebag, The apple doesn’t splat far from the tree!

  22. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    She even color coordinates her used curtains to the color of her tan… seen way too much of this fucknut….

  23. Simon Cowell
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    I just jerked off in the back seat of this limo,,, get me some more freakin paper!

  24. 'The first official reenactment of Jessica Simpson’s childbirth.'
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    If the chick on top gets up and has a big wet spot, I am outta here!!!!

  25. Cameron Diaz
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    Her tits are so far apart its impossible for her to produce cleavage

  26. Kim Kardashian
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    Mooooooooooooooooooooooo Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    MooooooooooMoooooooooooooMooooooooooMoooooooooo
    Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    That felt good!

  27. Ron Perlman
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    My diaper is full and I am not happy about it

  28. Courtney Love
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    Show me your tits, I have some more beads for you!

  29. Shia LaBeouf
    Bobby Light
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not a pen, its really a bomb, I’ve seen enough 007 movies to not be fooled

  30. Kim Kardashian
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  31. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome! +10!

  32. Ron Perlman
    Avoryh
    Commented on this photo:

    lol!

  33. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha

  34. Courtney Stodden
    HailSatan
    Commented on this photo:

    She is so gross

  35. Ron Perlman
    Cody42
    Commented on this photo:

    Leave Clay alone. He got shot by his own biker gang and forced to resign as President. Give him a break.

  36. Courtney Stodden
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    woof that face.

  37. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL good god this is frightening

  38. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil
    DusktillDawn
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you believe someone was actually desperate/shit-faced enough to thump THIS?

  39. Cameron Diaz
    Sam's Trees
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s morphing into a combination of Ellen Barkin and Sting. Fact.

  40. 'The first official reenactment of Jessica Simpson’s childbirth.'
    Dave
    Commented on this photo:

    The blond looks like she’s giving birth to a ship’s maidenhead.

  41. Shia LaBeouf
    Larry David
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally he’s found someone who can’t kick his ass… well probably can’t….. definite chance she can’t…

  42. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    holy wayward nipple look, had to take a second glance at that pict.

    The caption of this pict should be titties under glass

  43. Courtney Stodden
    Commented on this photo:

    Are we sure she isn’t Tan Mom’s long lost daughter?

  44. 'The first official reenactment of Jessica Simpson’s childbirth.'
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice!

  45. Cameron Diaz
    Commented on this photo:

    God, you guys are awful. But the most awful thing is I agree with Grand Poobah and Sam’s Trees.

  46. Shia LaBeouf
    Ashley
    Commented on this photo:

    He is so good looking.

  47. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    BAHAHAHA

  48. Will Smith Willow Smith Jada Pinkett Smith
    J.
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the black Doctor Who!

  49. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil
    Commented on this photo:

    As if the rest of her weren’t gross enough, that thumbnail will give me nightmares.

  50. Bristol Palin
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    the only thing worse than being a self-promoting fame whore is to be the self-promoting fame whore daughter (or sister, Kortney and whatever the fuck the other ones are named) of a self-promoting fame whore

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