Welcome to the second point second installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more “Ha! The microphone’s a dick” jokes than you can shake a dick microphone at. I couldn’t be more proud. *sniff* You’re in the family business now…
Give your ol’ papa a hug,
- The Superficial
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Man, it’s a good thing i don’t have a microphone dick because there’s no way i could shake it all these microphone dick jokes.
But who doesn’t enjoy a good microphone dick joke ?
I don’t… They need to go on the expired shelf next to “wookiee wallet.”
Nice one, Eric.
Well, ABOVE the chin, maybe.
Nice, though you’d need wings like a 747 to get that ass airborne.
Thinking of any Kardashian makes ME want to shower.
Tom: “Pssst, are you a Scientologist too? Come to my room later and I’ll service your e-meter. Lose the whiskers though, they give me a rash. Also, that turban does NOTHING for you.”
Validation! Maybe I won’t hang myself in the Golden Corral bathroom after all.
And yet, I’d have sex with Snooki. Funny old world isn’t it?
Snooki looks like Tinkerbell next to this thumper.
I agree though that it is a funny old world.
That either of you would even consider sleeping with those fugly twats makes it a funny world indeed!!
MOO
TCLTC
haha +1
Two chalupa references in one day?! My heart can’t take it.
Neither can hers.
Or in her case golden shower p/haps
Yes, I believe that’s the joke.
You make me sad, Arnie.
“which one of you wants to use this on my prostate? Katie won’t go near it.”
What the Hell is smegma? My girlfriend always says she loves it…
sebaceous secretion
Its a cheeselike substance found at the end of your dick.
(not necessarily YOUR dick)
you can see reality sinking in his tiny little brain
8-o
the guy thrusting in the middle is really bothering me
Is this the new Street Fighter game?
This dude needs to open his eyes
That dress is a crime against norgs.
HADOKEN!
You mean “the Batman.”
OMG! D cup in a B cup dress. Bitch, don’t you have a stylist?
The Kardashians and thier 80′s glam aesthetic. Shoulderpads? Really?
And they said that it was Chris Brown in that green suit!
Hilarious
best one yet!
good one, Phil
good one!!!
Sweet Jesus, is she trying to get people to feel sorry for her now?
ARE YOU A WIZARD?
Win.
Eeeeeeevil.
Haa!
I was thinking more of douche nozzle
What’d they reanimate Anna Nicole Smith’s corpse for this?
Didn’t she steal somebody’s husband? What a c-word.
you cannot “steal ” a spouse unless that spouse was already unhappy and willing to leave
OMG! I am gay, really?
Ahh…that was a good fart.
Don’t crowd me. There’s plenty of fudge packing for all of you guys.
An orgy of primary colors!
Bowling?
BAHAHAHAHA Damn 80′s shoulder pads coming around again! Blame it on the Kardashians to lead the fashion trends!!
Just hope there is a way to sterilize them after he’s done!
Bwahahaha The guy is a downward spin!
Why so serious?
It’s like a fountain of Gayity or something
It’s like The United Colors of Benetton. In a trailer park.
Okay… I laughed.
Ha!