The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.2

December 10th, 2011 // 79 Comments

Welcome to the second point second installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more “Ha! The microphone’s a dick” jokes than you can shake a dick microphone at. I couldn’t be more proud. *sniff* You’re in the family business now…

Give your ol’ papa a hug,

- The Superficial

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  1. Tom Cruise
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, it’s a good thing i don’t have a microphone dick because there’s no way i could shake it all these microphone dick jokes.
    But who doesn’t enjoy a good microphone dick joke ?

  2. LeAnn Rimes Poncho
    Evil Dick Tater
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice one, Eric.

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Evil Dick Tater
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, ABOVE the chin, maybe.

  4. Kim Kardashian Shoulder Pads
    Evil Dick Tater
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice, though you’d need wings like a 747 to get that ass airborne.

  5. Anna Nicole Smith Pregnant Naked Gold Paint
    Evil Dick Tater
    Commented on this photo:

    Thinking of any Kardashian makes ME want to shower.

  6. Tom Cruise Fake Fans
    Evil Dick Tater
    Commented on this photo:

    Tom: “Pssst, are you a Scientologist too? Come to my room later and I’ll service your e-meter. Lose the whiskers though, they give me a rash. Also, that turban does NOTHING for you.”

  7. Calista Flockhart
    Uncle Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    Validation! Maybe I won’t hang myself in the Golden Corral bathroom after all.

  8. Deena Cortese Fat Tight Dress
    Uncle Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    And yet, I’d have sex with Snooki. Funny old world isn’t it?

  9. Kim Kardashian Shoulder Pads
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  10. Tom Cruise Fake Fans
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    TCLTC

  11. Warwick Davis
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    haha +1

  12. Britney Spears Butt Fat Tights
    maruli
    Commented on this photo:

    Two chalupa references in one day?! My heart can’t take it.

  13. Anna Nicole Smith Pregnant Naked Gold Paint
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Or in her case golden shower p/haps

  14. Tom Cruise
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    “which one of you wants to use this on my prostate? Katie won’t go near it.”

  15. Jesse James
    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    What the Hell is smegma? My girlfriend always says she loves it…

  16. Jesse James White Trash Fans
    Jon and Kate plus Hate
    Commented on this photo:

    you can see reality sinking in his tiny little brain

  17. Ellen Degeneres
    sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.sssssssssss
    Commented on this photo:

    8-o

  18. Britney Spears Performs In Mexico
    jake
    Commented on this photo:

    the guy thrusting in the middle is really bothering me

  19. Britney Spears Performs In Mexico
    Bilvis
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the new Street Fighter game?

  20. LeAnn Rimes Poncho
    juicyfruit
    Commented on this photo:

    This dude needs to open his eyes

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    That dress is a crime against norgs.

  22. Britney Spears Performs In Mexico
    anthonyOA
    Commented on this photo:

    HADOKEN!

  23. Calista Flockhart
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    You mean “the Batman.”

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
    Bobin
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG! D cup in a B cup dress. Bitch, don’t you have a stylist?

  25. Kim Kardashian Shoulder Pads
    Bobin
    Commented on this photo:

    The Kardashians and thier 80′s glam aesthetic. Shoulderpads? Really?

  26. LeAnn Rimes Poncho
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    And they said that it was Chris Brown in that green suit!

  27. Ellen Degeneres
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Hilarious

  28. Warwick Davis
    daisy
    Commented on this photo:

    best one yet!

  29. Calista Flockhart
    Commented on this photo:

    good one, Phil

  30. Warwick Davis
    Commented on this photo:

    good one!!!

  31. LeAnn Rimes Poncho
    ohwhatthehell
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweet Jesus, is she trying to get people to feel sorry for her now?

  32. Jesse James
    Hemingway
    Commented on this photo:

    ARE YOU A WIZARD?

  33. LeAnn Rimes Poncho
    Commented on this photo:

    Win.

  34. Kim Kardashian Shoulder Pads
    Commented on this photo:

    Eeeeeeevil.

  35. Michael Douglas
    Commented on this photo:

    Haa!

  36. Jesse James
    dude!
    Commented on this photo:

    I was thinking more of douche nozzle

  37. Anna Nicole Smith Pregnant Naked Gold Paint
    Commented on this photo:

    What’d they reanimate Anna Nicole Smith’s corpse for this?

  38. LeAnn Rimes Poncho
    Crankybitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t she steal somebody’s husband? What a c-word.

  39. Ellen Degeneres
    Crankybitch
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG! I am gay, really?

  40. Kim Kardashian Shoulder Pads
    Crankybitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahh…that was a good fart.

  41. Tom Cruise Fake Fans
    Crankybitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t crowd me. There’s plenty of fudge packing for all of you guys.

  42. Britney Spears Performs In Mexico
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    An orgy of primary colors!

  43. Ellen Degeneres
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Bowling?

  44. Kim Kardashian Shoulder Pads
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    BAHAHAHAHA Damn 80′s shoulder pads coming around again! Blame it on the Kardashians to lead the fashion trends!!

  45. Joe Jonas Black Microphone
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Just hope there is a way to sterilize them after he’s done!

  46. Jesse James White Trash Fans
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Bwahahaha The guy is a downward spin!

  47. Tom Cruise
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Why so serious?

  48. Britney Spears Performs In Mexico
    Jon and Kate plus Hate
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like a fountain of Gayity or something

  49. Warwick Davis
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay… I laughed.

  50. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Pregnant Gold Paint
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha!

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