Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that begins and ends with Mariah Carey‘s cameltoe. Not only did you find a most fruitful muse but I also think it’s metaphor of how we come into this world and my ultimately exit it. Also, honorable mention has to go to spartacus who probably would have snagged the coveted final spot if the Arnold Schwarzenegger pic had been from this week. So bravo, sir, ma’am, or angry 13-year-old in between masturbation sessions, you’ve once again made me laugh at humanity’s gradual slide into nonexistence.
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Oh Miz Carey knew exactly the look she was sporting. How could you have something pulled that tight into your cha-cha and not know it.
Okkkk, Ooh La La ….. that would be hurting my kitti…..
I would have offered the photographer quadruple of what he made just to keep that pic under flaps…I mean “wraps.”
still tattoo hating??
the whole tattoo hating on women is also misogynistic
kyra sedgwick has a tattoo and she still classier than any asshole on this site
Misogynistic? Bitch, please.
Bullshit. Tattoos look like shit on men too.
It scares me.
Awesome.
Hahaha
Ugh, velvet is so tacky just like her!
No, it is still right to hate on them…nobody cares what “message” these chicks are pushing & the sidebody tat is the worst offender. They are “followers” and sheep. Dumb.
Very good. But EricLr not me
Fixed. Thanks for the heads up. Honestly no idea how I mixed that up.
“I feel it huffing and breathing on me as I sleep…” – nick cannon
Awesome !
she looks like a wax figure. hideous woman.
All I hear when I see this photo is that sound when you grab the edges of the mouthpart of a balloon and let it slowly deflate.
Gross!
A poster pointing out the difference between
‘Bravo 13-year-old in between masturbation sessions, you’ve once again made me laugh’
and
‘Bravo 13-year-old, in between masturbation sessions you’ve once again made me laugh’
should be in in every school in the country
‘Thought that was Madonna for a second-hunh.
Either way, the sentiment remains the same: Do Not Resuscitate.
Looks like the stairway to heaven to me.
Tats are cheap and unattractive.
I promise you, lori, when you get a good tattoo, they are most definitely NOT cheap.
Cheap or expensive, they’re as ugly as fuck. And THE PROOF is in the fact that no-one (except the truly mentally insane) gets one done on their face. If tatts were so cool, not ugly, with it things to have, then they’d be plastered all over faces everywhere. But the truth is in the pudding, they’re not. The bottom line, unarguable truth about tatts, is the fact that they’re not found on people’s faces (again, accepting the mentally insane).
Is there a different kind of insane?
Yes, emotionally insane (that would be mthe majority of men’s wives after 10 years of marriage).
cheap ain’t got nothing to do with cost.
She’s got quite a wad in that Wookie Wallet!
Great use of that reference.
i dont mind tattoos in general, but i think this chick ruined herself when she got the huge fake tits and ugly tattoos. what a shame.
Jazz hands.
And yet many people still think our Reptilian Overlords don’t exist.
He?
Even with all the concealer, plastician body work and injection molding, this is the best that Kris can come up with and yet she can sell it to the world through behavioral arts lessons. NEVER underestimate the American hunger for a train wreck.
This thing looks like it will swallow your hand if you get within a foot of it
Road Warrior queefs.
Her voice must be getting pretty lousy nowadays if that’s the only way she can hit the high notes.
Casting for E.T. sequel confirmed.
“It puts the lotion on its skin…”
those babies left a huge camel toe
Alexander is a beast. Yum
I just cant wait for the day the Kardashians are finally irrelevant and never talked about..
How tight are those pants!!!?
That is hilarious. Win.
That’s no camel toe, that is the whole camel and Saudi Arabia .
that camel is hungry
The camel toe never gets old.
Tats R 4 tards.
ROFL!!!
It’s called a FREE COUNTRY if a guy or girl feel like getting a tattooed..then good for them! Who the fuck are you to tell them what they can put on their bodies??
Never told anyone what they can or can’t have, but I sure as hell can express my opinion that tattoos serve no purpose other than to broadcast to the world that you’re a moron.
clown
I waited in line a month for tickets…God, I could use a shower.
She STLL has great tits.
Holy closed minded people. Tats are awesome. Tats on a woman are soooo sexy, especially if it’s a full sleeve.
The velvet will absorb the piss quicker