The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.19

May 5th, 2012 // 57 Comments

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that begins and ends with Mariah Carey‘s cameltoe. Not only did you find a most fruitful muse but I also think it’s metaphor of how we come into this world and my ultimately exit it. Also, honorable mention has to go to spartacus who probably would have snagged the coveted final spot if the Arnold Schwarzenegger pic had been from this week. So bravo, sir, ma’am, or angry 13-year-old in between masturbation sessions, you’ve once again made me laugh at humanity’s gradual slide into nonexistence.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mariah Carey
    logan
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    Oh Miz Carey knew exactly the look she was sporting. How could you have something pulled that tight into your cha-cha and not know it.

  2. Mariah Carey
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    I would have offered the photographer quadruple of what he made just to keep that pic under flaps…I mean “wraps.”

  3. Jessica-Jane Clement
    allfu
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    still tattoo hating??

    the whole tattoo hating on women is also misogynistic

    kyra sedgwick has a tattoo and she still classier than any asshole on this site

  4. Mariah Carey
    Cock Dr
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    It scares me.

  5. Courtney Love
    Dick Hell
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    Awesome.

  6. Courtney Love
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    Hahaha

  7. Kim Kardashian
    Zabou
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    Ugh, velvet is so tacky just like her!

  8. Jessica-Jane Clement
    stopuglytatsonwomen
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    No, it is still right to hate on them…nobody cares what “message” these chicks are pushing & the sidebody tat is the worst offender. They are “followers” and sheep. Dumb.

  9. Rihanna Alexander Skarsgard
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Very good. But EricLr not me

  10. Mariah Carey
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    “I feel it huffing and breathing on me as I sleep…” – nick cannon

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    DeucePickle
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    Awesome !

  12. Kim Kardashian
    lily
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    she looks like a wax figure. hideous woman.

  13. Mariah Carey
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    All I hear when I see this photo is that sound when you grab the edges of the mouthpart of a balloon and let it slowly deflate.

  14. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    A poster pointing out the difference between

    ‘Bravo 13-year-old in between masturbation sessions, you’ve once again made me laugh’

    and

    ‘Bravo 13-year-old, in between masturbation sessions you’ve once again made me laugh’

    should be in in every school in the country

  15. Courtney Love
    deeznutz
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    ‘Thought that was Madonna for a second-hunh.

  16. Mariah Carey
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    Looks like the stairway to heaven to me.

  17. Jessica-Jane Clement
    lori
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    Tats are cheap and unattractive.

    • kimmykimkim

      I promise you, lori, when you get a good tattoo, they are most definitely NOT cheap.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

        Cheap or expensive, they’re as ugly as fuck. And THE PROOF is in the fact that no-one (except the truly mentally insane) gets one done on their face. If tatts were so cool, not ugly, with it things to have, then they’d be plastered all over faces everywhere. But the truth is in the pudding, they’re not. The bottom line, unarguable truth about tatts, is the fact that they’re not found on people’s faces (again, accepting the mentally insane).

      • Joaquin ingles

        Is there a different kind of insane?

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

        Yes, emotionally insane (that would be mthe majority of men’s wives after 10 years of marriage).

      • Economist

        cheap ain’t got nothing to do with cost.

  18. Mariah Carey
    sarah
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    She’s got quite a wad in that Wookie Wallet!

  19. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Great use of that reference.

  20. Jessica-Jane Clement
    dieter
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    i dont mind tattoos in general, but i think this chick ruined herself when she got the huge fake tits and ugly tattoos. what a shame.

  21. Kelly Clarkson
    Buddy The Elf
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    Jazz hands.

  22. Courtney Love
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
    Commented on this photo:

    And yet many people still think our Reptilian Overlords don’t exist.

  23. Justin Bieber
    CranAppleSnapple
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    He?

  24. Kim Kardashian
    radadoon
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    Even with all the concealer, plastician body work and injection molding, this is the best that Kris can come up with and yet she can sell it to the world through behavioral arts lessons. NEVER underestimate the American hunger for a train wreck.

  25. Mariah Carey
    Deacon Jones
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    This thing looks like it will swallow your hand if you get within a foot of it

  26. Mariah Carey
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    Road Warrior queefs.

  27. Mariah Carey
    Crab Alley
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    Her voice must be getting pretty lousy nowadays if that’s the only way she can hit the high notes.

  28. Courtney Love
    Crab Alley
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    Casting for E.T. sequel confirmed.

  29. Kathleen Turner
    Crab Alley
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    “It puts the lotion on its skin…”

  30. Mariah Carey
    anonym
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    those babies left a huge camel toe

  31. Rihanna Alexander Skarsgard
    doozy
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    Alexander is a beast. Yum

  32. Kim Kardashian
    doozy
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    I just cant wait for the day the Kardashians are finally irrelevant and never talked about..

  33. Mariah Carey
    Chantal
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    How tight are those pants!!!?

  34. Courtney Love
    electricgrl
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    That is hilarious. Win.

  35. Mariah Carey
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    That’s no camel toe, that is the whole camel and Saudi Arabia .

  36. Mariah Carey
    willydick
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    that camel is hungry

  37. Mariah Carey
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    The camel toe never gets old.

  38. Jessica-Jane Clement
    oldfool
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    Tats R 4 tards.

  39. Courtney Love
    squishy
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    ROFL!!!

  40. Jessica-Jane Clement
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    It’s called a FREE COUNTRY if a guy or girl feel like getting a tattooed..then good for them! Who the fuck are you to tell them what they can put on their bodies??

    • Schmidtler

      Never told anyone what they can or can’t have, but I sure as hell can express my opinion that tattoos serve no purpose other than to broadcast to the world that you’re a moron.

  41. Will.i.am
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    clown

  42. Justin Bieber
    Phil
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    I waited in line a month for tickets…God, I could use a shower.

  43. Lisa Rinna
    Phil
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    She STLL has great tits.

  44. Jessica-Jane Clement
    Luke
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    Holy closed minded people. Tats are awesome. Tats on a woman are soooo sexy, especially if it’s a full sleeve.

  45. Kim Kardashian
    Luke
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    The velvet will absorb the piss quicker

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