After a presidential hiatus, welcome to the tenth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet in this second volume of our Lord which features some of the most pitch-perfectly random references I’ve seen in a while. Seriously, you’ll never look at Alexander Skarsgard the same way again, unless you’ve always had some sort of weird Christmas-themed elf-fucking fetish. (Not to be confused with my love of Dinklage.) In which case, bring tissues.
Feliz Navidad,
- The Superficial
P.S. There will be more Stephen Hawking. Oh, yes, there will be more…
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He’s not black, he’s turning into the Oompa Loompa Grand Daddy Chieftain. These 2nd careers of some old entertainer types are sometimes quite remarkable.
And there, in the background, the small black child, saying so much with the eyes.
That is disgusting yet so freaking funny.
Because you should never let the truth get in the way of a day spent making Dr Hawking joke voice audio files.
Too easy.
Could she be any Hotter
SHE probably couldn’t.
LOL
Well done, Georgio!
More pimp physicist with a robot voice files….because the site needs science themed postings and should be trying to attract more of the intellectual community.
OK that might be the best comment I’ve ever read.
hilarious!
Nice one :)
Excellent.
she looks so much like Ana nicole smith
Quality.
Morgan Freeman is getting fat.
I never knew Carrottop was such an amazing prop comic!
My favorite by far.
Anti-Michael Jackson. Nice. Wonder what’ll happen to his nose.
She looks like Andy Warhol.
Hilarious.
I think this is a winner.
I don’t think Trek Girl was joking.
Nope…that’s gotta be the most elegant car-exiting woman I’ve ever seen.
Immediate thought in mind upon seeing her: trash can…. a very very dirty one
Totally lol’d… fucking awesome comment man
Congrats to Whitney, tomorrow will be 15 days sober!!!
Can someone tell me tf happened and what the blue screen and that robot voice was?
Industrial strength Spanx.
The things I would do to that girl…
…double-wrapped in a full body condom?
and soaked in Lysol?
Once you go black you can never go back!
Because of the extreme gravity…get it?
Sorry…
yes!
You mean I couldn’t convince you I was Camilla? damnit… I knew I was FAR too hot…
Mr. Saarsgard will accept your puny wishes for “love” now…
He’ll Higg’s the shit out of her Bossun particles!
Sweets for the sweet… by the way… Is that REALLY the pose you’re gonna be paparazzi’d by?
Ha! Awesome! Thank you!
someone please teach this girl how to dress, already!
Except for the hem (God, get a tailor) and the awfull glasses, thats not toooo bad…
My mom bought those eyelashes, back in the day.
You rang, Miss Daisy?
That thing on her head, its a stick on right? “Pray for Sinners”? Really?
don’t trust on these “Smart”-WICKED american.
……unless you like the downfall of an empire!!
This chick is starting to go from hot to annoying really quickly.
That has to be one of the best comments ever. Well done, MFS.
Too soon!
Perfection!
Fuck her! The crack whore is dead.
Good! She was a goddamn train wreck.
Her limo driver tried intervening but she told him he was nothing but “THE LIMO DRIVER”. So that goes to show you boy and girls, when you’re an underling don’t go trying to tell these motherfuckers like the late Whitney what you think they should do, this a and that.
They going to pull serious rank on that ass.
her boobs look weird..
not when they are hammering my cheeks with a barrage up hooks and uppercuts.
lol she looks so cartoonish
what a weird facial expression
i had forget that lilo was a serious actress.
my bad.
When did bras start becoming t-shirts? When did girls start covering their hides in fancy-writing? “Swoop, dragon, swoop!”
ALWAYS FINISH