The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.10

February 25th, 2012 // 120 Comments

After a presidential hiatus, welcome to the tenth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet in this second volume of our Lord which features some of the most pitch-perfectly random references I’ve seen in a while. Seriously, you’ll never look at Alexander Skarsgard the same way again, unless you’ve always had some sort of weird Christmas-themed elf-fucking fetish. (Not to be confused with my love of Dinklage.) In which case, bring tissues.

Feliz Navidad,

- The Superficial

P.S. There will be more Stephen Hawking. Oh, yes, there will be more…

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  1. Tom Jones
    Cock Dr
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    He’s not black, he’s turning into the Oompa Loompa Grand Daddy Chieftain. These 2nd careers of some old entertainer types are sometimes quite remarkable.

  2. Prince Charles
    Cock Dr
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    And there, in the background, the small black child, saying so much with the eyes.

  3. James Franco
    Cock Dr
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    That is disgusting yet so freaking funny.

  4. Stephen Hawking
    Cock Dr
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    Because you should never let the truth get in the way of a day spent making Dr Hawking joke voice audio files.

  5. Christina Ricci
    Cock Dr
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    Too easy.

  6. Christina Ricci
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Could she be any Hotter

  7. Lindsay Lohan
    Cock Dr
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    LOL

  8. Janice Dickinson
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Well done, Georgio!

  9. Cock Dr

    More pimp physicist with a robot voice files….because the site needs science themed postings and should be trying to attract more of the intellectual community.

  10. Tom Jones
    BlackMetalChocobo
    Commented on this photo:

    OK that might be the best comment I’ve ever read.

  11. Janice Dickinson
    Scott
    Commented on this photo:

    hilarious!

  12. Janice Dickinson
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice one :)

  13. Helen Flanagan
    Commented on this photo:

    Excellent.

  14. Kate Upton
    boohoo
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks so much like Ana nicole smith

  15. James Franco
    Commented on this photo:

    Quality.

  16. Tom Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Morgan Freeman is getting fat.

  17. Stephen Hawking
    Ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    I never knew Carrottop was such an amazing prop comic!

  18. Tom Jones
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    My favorite by far.

  19. Tom Jones
    Tinka
    Commented on this photo:

    Anti-Michael Jackson. Nice. Wonder what’ll happen to his nose.

  20. Lindsay Lohan
    Clark Kent
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like Andy Warhol.

  21. Lindsay Lohan
    Your Momma's Valtrex
    Commented on this photo:

    Hilarious.

  22. Janice Dickinson
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    I think this is a winner.

  23. Helen Flanagan
    Jonas Grumby
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think Trek Girl was joking.

  24. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    NOI
    Commented on this photo:

    Immediate thought in mind upon seeing her: trash can…. a very very dirty one

  25. Whitney Houston Dead
    Commented on this photo:

    Totally lol’d… fucking awesome comment man

  26. Whitney Houston Dead
    somerandomchic
    Commented on this photo:

    Congrats to Whitney, tomorrow will be 15 days sober!!!

  27. Larry

    Can someone tell me tf happened and what the blue screen and that robot voice was?

  28. Mariah Carey
    ali
    Commented on this photo:

    Industrial strength Spanx.

  29. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    Neverborn
    Commented on this photo:

    The things I would do to that girl…

  30. Stephen Hawking
    neutrino
    Commented on this photo:

    Once you go black you can never go back!
    Because of the extreme gravity…get it?
    Sorry…

  31. Prince Charles
    Neverborn
    Commented on this photo:

    You mean I couldn’t convince you I was Camilla? damnit… I knew I was FAR too hot…

  32. Alexander Skarsgard
    Neverborn
    Commented on this photo:

    Mr. Saarsgard will accept your puny wishes for “love” now…

  33. Stephen Hawking
    Neverborn
    Commented on this photo:

    He’ll Higg’s the shit out of her Bossun particles!

  34. Kate Upton
    Neverborn
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweets for the sweet… by the way… Is that REALLY the pose you’re gonna be paparazzi’d by?

  35. Kate Upton
    The Winchester
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha! Awesome! Thank you!

  36. Lindsay Lohan
    jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    someone please teach this girl how to dress, already!

  37. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    My mom bought those eyelashes, back in the day.

  38. Tom Jones
    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    You rang, Miss Daisy?

  39. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    _me
    Commented on this photo:

    That thing on her head, its a stick on right? “Pray for Sinners”? Really?

  40. forrest

    don’t trust on these “Smart”-WICKED american.
    ……unless you like the downfall of an empire!!

  41. Kate Upton
    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    This chick is starting to go from hot to annoying really quickly.

  42. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    That has to be one of the best comments ever. Well done, MFS.

  43. Whitney Houston Dead
    Crankybitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Too soon!

  44. Janice Dickinson
    Crankybitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Perfection!

  45. Whitney Houston Dead
    Terry
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck her! The crack whore is dead.
    Good! She was a goddamn train wreck.
    Her limo driver tried intervening but she told him he was nothing but “THE LIMO DRIVER”. So that goes to show you boy and girls, when you’re an underling don’t go trying to tell these motherfuckers like the late Whitney what you think they should do, this a and that.
    They going to pull serious rank on that ass.

  46. Kate Upton
    eh?
    Commented on this photo:

    her boobs look weird..

  47. Kate Upton
    olee
    Commented on this photo:

    lol she looks so cartoonish

    what a weird facial expression

  48. Lindsay Lohan
    pretty vacant
    Commented on this photo:

    i had forget that lilo was a serious actress.
    my bad.

  49. Michelle Bombshell McGee
    Uncle Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    When did bras start becoming t-shirts? When did girls start covering their hides in fancy-writing? “Swoop, dragon, swoop!”

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