The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 19

Welcome to the 19th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, or more aptly titled, “Ke$ha and Justin Bieber Get Molested By Your Words.” But before digging into to the smooth, commenty center, a special thanks to the following people:

1. Every single person on this Kirstie Alley thread.
2. “Satan’s Bitch” for finding Boner Boy by looking in a place that wasn’t Stephanie Seymour’s huge breasts. I don’t know why someone would ever do that, but now I can call off the search and finally take off these goggles. (In case he jumped out at me.)

Vaya con Dios,

- The Superficial

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