The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 18

Welcome to the 18th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet making this feature old enough to vote and no longer something I have to hide from Chris Hansen. (I swear I never touched it there until today.) On that sexy note, I’m going to get out of the way of this beauty because not only is it a cavalcade of shitkickery, but it marks the first time I picked a comment from the previous week’s comments of the week post so it’s practically Inception. Are we in my dream, or the Asian businessman’s I lured into my basement with promises of Hello Kitty underwear? *spins top* DON’T YOU FUCKING FALL!

If my dead wife tries to shoot you, tell her I’m still waiting on those pork chops,

- The Superficial

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