The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 18

March 12th, 2011 // 73 Comments

Welcome to the 18th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet making this feature old enough to vote and no longer something I have to hide from Chris Hansen. (I swear I never touched it there until today.) On that sexy note, I’m going to get out of the way of this beauty because not only is it a cavalcade of shitkickery, but it marks the first time I picked a comment from the previous week’s comments of the week post so it’s practically Inception. Are we in my dream, or the Asian businessman’s I lured into my basement with promises of Hello Kitty underwear? *spins top* DON’T YOU FUCKING FALL!

If my dead wife tries to shoot you, tell her I’m still waiting on those pork chops,

- The Superficial

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  1. The Superficial Comments
    atheistgirl
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    I’d still spank it.

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    Cock Dr
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    How do people resist the urge to run over & shove her off those overpriced stilts? Is cow tipping not a know & fun activity in LA?

    Congrats McFeely, you had an excellent week.

  3. I’d hit, fight, lick, snort, and run from that. In order.

  4. Cock Dr

    Good luck being a rock n roll slut-singer. It’s a noble if notoriously short lived profession.
    She’s got the look down cold. Now intensify the on & off stage jailbait antics to ensure continuing media attention.

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    someguy
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    Is she going #2?

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    Hugh Gentry
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    kill it with fire

  7. good selection of jokes. But i did not get comments from #14 and #28.

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    Dorian Gray
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    millions of dead fish in a harbour, earthquakes galore, uprisings in the cauldron that is the Middle East, but THIS is the true harbinger of 2012′s end days.

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    Dorian Gray
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    I didn’t think Nibiru was a real planet, but boy was I wrong.

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    Lita
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    Is it just me or does this picture make her look like a male underwear model? It looks like she has hiding a dong in there.

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    Bucky Barnes
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    Thank god black is slimming or the Kardashians would tip this planet off it’s axis.

  12. The Superficial Comments
    Commented on this photo:

    still looks like a catchers mitt…

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    Laurénne
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    bahaha love it.

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    SFord
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    Best one in the set, I laughed at this one

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    mememe
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    Okay, that one made me immediately laugh out loud. Bravo.

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    Colin
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    The Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton?

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    Lady Blah Blah
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    Congrats dudeatdudedotdude!

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    Lady Blah Blah
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    Good one, McF!

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    Lady Blah Blah
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    LOL

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    Lady Blah Blah
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    LMAO!

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    Average Woman
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    Huh, so she’s bangin’ a guy that looks exact-a-fuckin-lutely like her ex-husband?
    I guess variety IS the spice of life.

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    Average Woman
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    Oh shit that had me rolling xD

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    Average Woman
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    Charlie should just quit acting and fully immerse himself into becoming the new Hugh Hefner.

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    Average Woman
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    Mom-ass

  25. oohlilit

    Hahaha the Britney ones were the best!!

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    Dutch
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    I swear if she bent over she’d look exactly like a centaur.

  27. the captain

    when there isn’t a restroom availible……….
    ………..YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING!!

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    HootieMcBoob
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    OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH my farts smell so fucking good!

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    Dino Spumoni
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    FFFUUUUCCKKK YYYEEEAAAHHH!!! This made my week! Thanks Fish!

  30. The Superficial Comments
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    Give it a few more years. She’s not-so-slowly Courtney Love-ing herself.

  31. 80's

    This is the BEST I have ever seen this ho-bag look. Well, aside from the filipino squat she has going. She looks like Blondie in the face- complement for her, not so much for Blondie

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    truth
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    Jesus, she looks like John Goodman with estrogen.

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    Captain Hygiene
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    You know, I secretly reckon it must take her 20 – 30 minutes to clean her bum after she takes a dump. How the hell do you spread those arse cheeks to clean that fucker?

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    JN
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    What, no Mel Gibson this week???

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    Any Guy
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    spammers need ass cancer. worthless cunts.

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    slublu
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    funniest one yet

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    Swamp Fox
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  38. cc

    That’ll teach her to buy extacy in a Soflax bottle.

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    NESRawkstar
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    That guy looks surprisingly happy for someone who’s about lose his head.

  40. What a stupid whore

    Oooooh, that Taylor Momsen, she’s “so edgy”! What a stupid dumbass. What’s she doing in that photo, taking a shit onstage? Too bad she’s totally untalented; with an undeserving attitude like hers, she might have gone places. That is, if she had the talent, drive & musical ability to back it up, which she obviously doesn’t. I guess someone forgot to tell her that attitude alone is worthless…

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    Tom
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    This is one of the greatest captions ever.

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    qwerty
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    It looks like a diaper

  43. imapc

    Dude Inception is fucking awesome!

    • McFeely Smackup

      It was lame. Butterfly effect and Matrix rolled. Wait it will be awesome once I roll.

      Can she turn 18 already so Conservatives won’t bitch when I jack to that shit.

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    hmmm
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    wow. so completely true. WIN.

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    hmmm
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    aaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahaaahahahahaha

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    liebedick
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    story of my life.

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    Talo
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    And this is what would happen if Stevie Wonder drunk tiger blood.

  48. The Superficial Comments
    Talo
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    And this it what happens when you sit on a lollipop.

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    TheAdmiral
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    This is one of those times when I just groaned to myself. It’s right there, but it’s only when someone points it out to you that it hits you in the head.

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