Welcome to the 18th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet making this feature old enough to vote and no longer something I have to hide from Chris Hansen. (I swear I never touched it there until today.) On that sexy note, I’m going to get out of the way of this beauty because not only is it a cavalcade of shitkickery, but it marks the first time I picked a comment from the previous week’s comments of the week post so it’s practically Inception. Are we in my dream, or the Asian businessman’s I lured into my basement with promises of Hello Kitty underwear? *spins top* DON’T YOU FUCKING FALL!
If my dead wife tries to shoot you, tell her I’m still waiting on those pork chops,
- The Superficial
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I’d still spank it.
How do people resist the urge to run over & shove her off those overpriced stilts? Is cow tipping not a know & fun activity in LA?
Congrats McFeely, you had an excellent week.
I’d hit, fight, lick, snort, and run from that. In order.
Good luck being a rock n roll slut-singer. It’s a noble if notoriously short lived profession.
She’s got the look down cold. Now intensify the on & off stage jailbait antics to ensure continuing media attention.
agreed, if they actually have talent then they might be playing low level clubs after they loose becoming flavor of the month.
Probably wrecked already that how I do it baby!
Cherie Currie much? The Taylor Momson thing… it’s been done…
Is she going #2?
i wish she was on my chest
kill it with fire
good selection of jokes. But i did not get comments from #14 and #28.
millions of dead fish in a harbour, earthquakes galore, uprisings in the cauldron that is the Middle East, but THIS is the true harbinger of 2012′s end days.
I didn’t think Nibiru was a real planet, but boy was I wrong.
Is it just me or does this picture make her look like a male underwear model? It looks like she has hiding a dong in there.
Thank god black is slimming or the Kardashians would tip this planet off it’s axis.
still looks like a catchers mitt…
bahaha love it.
Best one in the set, I laughed at this one
Okay, that one made me immediately laugh out loud. Bravo.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton?
Congrats dudeatdudedotdude!
Good one, McF!
LOL
LMAO!
Huh, so she’s bangin’ a guy that looks exact-a-fuckin-lutely like her ex-husband?
I guess variety IS the spice of life.
Oh shit that had me rolling xD
Charlie should just quit acting and fully immerse himself into becoming the new Hugh Hefner.
Mom-ass
Hahaha the Britney ones were the best!!
I swear if she bent over she’d look exactly like a centaur.
when there isn’t a restroom availible……….
………..YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING!!
Ya
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH my farts smell so fucking good!
FFFUUUUCCKKK YYYEEEAAAHHH!!! This made my week! Thanks Fish!
wow…your life must be devoid of any meaning…but congrats!
Give it a few more years. She’s not-so-slowly Courtney Love-ing herself.
This is the BEST I have ever seen this ho-bag look. Well, aside from the filipino squat she has going. She looks like Blondie in the face- complement for her, not so much for Blondie
well she does look a bit like Deborah Harry but only after 2005 or so in the face department.
Jesus, she looks like John Goodman with estrogen.
You know, I secretly reckon it must take her 20 – 30 minutes to clean her bum after she takes a dump. How the hell do you spread those arse cheeks to clean that fucker?
What, no Mel Gibson this week???
spammers need ass cancer. worthless cunts.
funniest one yet
That’ll teach her to buy extacy in a Soflax bottle.
That guy looks surprisingly happy for someone who’s about lose his head.
Oooooh, that Taylor Momsen, she’s “so edgy”! What a stupid dumbass. What’s she doing in that photo, taking a shit onstage? Too bad she’s totally untalented; with an undeserving attitude like hers, she might have gone places. That is, if she had the talent, drive & musical ability to back it up, which she obviously doesn’t. I guess someone forgot to tell her that attitude alone is worthless…
This is one of the greatest captions ever.
It looks like a diaper
Dude Inception is fucking awesome!
It was lame. Butterfly effect and Matrix rolled. Wait it will be awesome once I roll.
Can she turn 18 already so Conservatives won’t bitch when I jack to that shit.
wow. so completely true. WIN.
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story of my life.
And this is what would happen if Stevie Wonder drunk tiger blood.
And this it what happens when you sit on a lollipop.
This is one of those times when I just groaned to myself. It’s right there, but it’s only when someone points it out to you that it hits you in the head.