Welcome to the 17th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and we’ve got a short gallery this time around which I completely understand. You had Charlie Sheen flaming out and machine gun-firing gold in the process that even I didn’t want to follow and that’s how I earn a paycheck. So on that note, kudos to the people who still brought it and it’s no surprise it’s names you see here week-after-week which has me contemplating some sort of “Commenter Battle Royale,” if you will. But more on that at a later date.
Last week, I made a list of commenters who made me laugh but didn’t quite fit in this type of gallery. So let’s keep that tradition rolling with a new list of Unsung Heroes that’s sure to go over so, so awesome.
There might be a theme here:
- Anyone, especially of the female gender, who in 2011 still believes an independent, self-sufficient woman having a baby before she gets married is a “bad example.” Because we should really be enforcing one set of religious morals in America just like those Middle Eastern countries. They seem to have it together.
- Anyone who unironically calls themselves a “South Park Republican” and expects to be taken seriously.
- This guy who thinks Natalie Portman and Mike Huckabee are secretly working together in a Zionist plot to destroy America by making everyone comment on a website loaded with bikini photos and penis jokes. Because he’s actually right, I just don’t know he figured it out. We were so careful!
Saltily yours,
- The Superficial
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Yay, I made it to The Most Important People on the Internet Volume 17! I can die happy now.
super hard with that band-aid and bracelet too
Good one….. mmm hmmm!
Winning!
It’s been about an hour and no one’s commented. I guess I’ll do it. Meh.
i posted two comments but the author of this website deleted both of them because he knows this segment sucks
Just an FYI, johng, your comments weren’t deleted because they never made it past the filter in the first place for repeated use of the word “faggot.”
u mad?
Not at all. Just letting you know why your comments didn’t show up. I have no problem with people saying they don’t dig a feature.
hahahaha
I think my favorites were the Chris Brown/Sling Blade and Justin Bieber chastiy belt comments. Well done!
Best of the bunch!
Finally a Gravy free MIPI.
I’ve been rootin’ for it, but now that it’s here, I’m sad.
I know I wasn’t around all week Gravy to provoke and inspire. Will be better this week.
Matty V and McFeely great job
still waiting on that fist paycheck…
I’m sure that you’ll get fist jobbed soon enough. That will be your “fist paycheck.”
LMAO – Some are rooting for me… Some are rooting against me… It is all good in the end…. I just come here to blow off steam and half the time I am content if I make myself laugh… Now to see what hilarity next week shall bring… :)
Bring it IBTC. Does this mean you are my muse?
If by muse you mean, medium build, hairy back, gap toothed men that make you erect.
Yes.
I am your muse.
Omg. He hit puberty. Bieberty.
They demanded some more fame whoring time and that’s what they finally got. I hope they enjoyed it and we can all forget about them now. The priority went out to more serious people anyway.
We’re quitting to watch that cryptic page what does move like a loop.
Ya right we’re going from A-Z to Z-A again etc….
i agree best comment this week! mmm hmmmmmmm
LOLOL
LOL
I don’t know what true feelings are when total, simple, direct communication is lacking and refused.
Are those anal beads on Beibes?
They’ve the guts to tap my phones but a simple call is too much? Weird.
Shutting up right about now would be appropriate. Nobody enjoys the rants of an imbecile.
Isn’t that Demi Moore?
Exactly what I was thinking.
Pretty much.
I just wanted to point out to the South Park republican that Matt and Trey totally oppose abortion. Just so you know, before you pretend to understand a total fandom, that South Park is NOT pro abortion. Most of the things the South Park republican was either for or against were things that were the complete opposite of the view of the show and it’s creators. What a turd sandwich.
I finally laughed :D
McFeely is all over the place! And this is so true.
This girl will have trouble as a lesbian because she’s not quite tough enough. I think she’d also struggle as a heterosexual because she’s just kind of a tea cake.
Shutting up right about now would be appropriate. Nobody enjoys the rants of an imbecile.
I thought the joke about the Charlie Sheen butt plug was the best.
Don’t do crack; it’s bad for ya.
no, mine was
We did almost quit with her until we found out what really was going on. We’re honest enough to admit that she’s in her right this time.
It takes a great man to admit he’s wrong. Folks?!
It took some effort to find out. But it indeed does make a whole lot more sense now.
I even don’t know that much very well how Skype does work. Always trying to find out.
@Rhialto
LOL
What? No seriously, what are you actually saying here?
We’re focussed on how strong the promise and trust is without any forced pressure. Deadlines are nescessary because of precious time.
I guess he’s getting more and more aware what being a role model really means.
He doesn’t want to disappoint his mom right? Because moms happen to like the perfect story.
We might like them more than we’re willing to admit…
Somebody must have pissed off Kiera Knightly, she looks angry.
he just wants you to sniff his finger
nicely played
That feels way better. Consider today as an excuse for the last ‘incident (?)’.
Cleaning and removing was nescessary because it did start to stink.
- Anyone, especially of the female gender, who in 2011 still believes an independent, self-sufficient woman having a baby before she gets married is a “bad example.” Because we should really be enforcing one set of religious morals in America just like those Middle Eastern countries. They seem to have it together.
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Man, Fish, THIS is why I wanna fuck you today! And because it’s that time of the month.
Sincerely,
Grown-ass independent woman shacking up with equally grown-ass independent man and on the highway to bible-thumper hell
uh, hello!? did no one see justin has french tips on only one of his hands!!?? that’s a bit overtly queer.
uh, hello? Not as overtly queer as not being able to realize that Bieber, like most of us humans, doesn’t have two right hands and comprehending that the French tips belong to Selena Gomez.
But I do have to thank you for the five minutes of sheer hilarity I had trying to picture how someone with such a lack of basic anatomy would do in the sack. It also comforts me to know that this means you’ll never even come close to conceiving kids.
He’s correcting @MosDef on how big Ushers dick really was when he took it
Aw, looks like he only had time to get one hand done. I hate that.
making fun of charlie sheen right now is kinda like doing blow off a hookers ass, hard to miss and seems funny at the time, but in the end your just gonna end up catching something nasty.
thanks
Who pissed off Joran Van der Sloot?
best quote in volume 17
What’s wrong with her? Nothing!!!!
I think she has a perfect body, she’s not heavy at all, put ur glasses on dude :-)
I see nothing wrong with Courtney Cox in a bikini. We should all be that lucky to look like that at her age :-)
There both stupid people with beautiful twins. Neither one of them should be allowed custody.
HELLO people, that’s NOT Demi Moore, it’s Courtney Cox. Surprise :-)
ANOTHER no-talent fake ass-ed, plastic-tittied whore … GAWD – there’s sexier $250 porno queens who at least give a shot of the goods … WHY do we even fucking care about this bitch !!??