The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 14

February 12th, 2011 // 72 Comments

Welcome to the 14th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is light in quantity but heavy in Khloe & Lamar Beast Sex jokes. Thanks to our New York voyage we might’ve missed more gems than usual this week, so to make it up to you, I added a little something after the jump that should make us even, if not you in my debt.

Excelsior,

- The Superficial

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(Yeah, you definitely owe me money for this.)

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  1. Bucky Barnes

    Another good week. My favorite might be #13 by cheerleaderninja.

    • i agree. not only #13 but #5 as well.

      • Bucky Barnes

        Is it just me or is Natalie Portman starting to look like Hilary Swank?

      • a little in that pose Bucky. Natalie Portman that pregnant paranoid PETA putz looks like a lot of people in that pose. Hillary Swank,Keira Knightley,a young Leslie Ann Warren, a young Winona Ryder,Holly Marie Combs, Angie Harmon,Ashley Greene, Ashley Lawarence(famous for three of eight Hellraiser movies),Betsy Russell, I could go on.

  2. Master

    (About the flossy dance vid) First i was like : / but then i was :D

  3. Jess

    CLAP CLAP CLAP!
    CLAP CLAP SNAP!
    I like how he changes it up in that second line :D

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    IttyBittyTittyCommittee
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    killer

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    IttyBittyTittyCommittee
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    killer

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    IttyBittyTittyCommittee
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    i knew this one was gonna be a mention

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    IttyBittyTittyCommittee
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    i called it, u had 3 in a row whilst posting to this post
    im an oracle

  8. DKNY

    Must’ve been on an episode of SNL that I missed.

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    Cock Dr
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    Funny.

  10. Jack

    Hey Superficial. Please stop posting these stupid ass articles every weekend. It such a lame attempt to pretend that you give a shit going into the weekend. Can’t you just post some pics of a hot girl showing cleavage thats nice to look at? Then when people stop by on the weekends we can see that instead this stupid shit. “Most important people on the internet, vol.14″? This is just stupid.

    • get over it, dumbass

      How long did it take you to type that commentary with one hand while the other rammed a giant dildo in your ass? (careful, doing that could give you a black-eye)
      It’s a very special moron who takes the time to comment that a post wasn’t worth reading. If your time is SO valuable, just don’t read it, dumbass.

      • The Listener

        “It’s a very special moron who takes the time to comment that a post wasn’t worth reading. If your time is SO valuable, just don’t read it.”

        Truer words have never been spoken. :)

      • sage

        I love you so much

    • Jack fan

      Right on. This is the dumbest crap ever.

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    GravyLeg
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    LMAO

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    LOL

    Go, frosty.

  13. HumpinFrog

    After reading Jack’s comment I forgot. What does Flossy like to do again?

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    black
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    if that wasnt yay i dont know what is

  15. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    I never the the Geekologie writer knew how to dance so well.

  16. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “knew”
    I never “knew” the Geekologie writer knew how to dance so well.

    • Bucky Barnes

      Somebody screwed up when they decided “sodomy” should be spelled with a “y”… It should have been “so-do-me.”

  17. Superficial Bitch

    #2 for the WIN! So funny.

    Also to Jack:
    FUCK YOU. Us fans of SW love these and enjoy highlighting community comments. Unlike you, many of us have epic senses of humor.

    Hoping you get a proper dildo slap to the face,

    Superficial Bitch

    • IttyBittyTittyCommittee

      Speak for yourself Ms. Bitch
      Epic senses of humor, why I outta = boom/pow/shwak!

      • Superficial Bitch

        IBTC,

        Aw, I’m sorry you have no sense of humor or titties. It must be hard for you, but unfortunately not all ladies can have it all. I can send you the pads I have to remove from my bra’s if it will help you out.

        Hoping you at least have a nice ass,
        SfB

      • IttyBittyTittyCommittee

        Ahhh, how sweet SfB, you pondering my body type.
        If it helps get you creamy, my man boobs are plenty plump (former moniker was FattyFatty2X4) and my azz is flat and pale.
        Enjoy!!!

      • IttyBittyTittyCommittee

        Oh shoot, that’s just like me to leave out my best feature, modesty will get you nowhere.
        My ring size is 11.
        i.e. Fat Fingers.
        Pleasant reams, I mean Dreams.

      • IttyBittyTittyCommittee

        What is this with me?
        I also have a gap between my two front teeth.
        From what I’ve been told, Gap toothers are the best
        at performing Colonel Angus

    • Jack fan

      You’re confusing “epic senses of humor” with rubes who are easily amused.

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    Jennny
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    hahahahahha

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    Jennny
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    i don’t know why, but I got a sci fi/horror image out of that comment

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    lauryn
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    ah, best for last

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    LOL

  22. GravyLeg FTW this week. Loved it.

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    Michael (The Man)
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    Woah!

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    ACuriousFellow
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    Does she have a lazy eye, or is it just me?

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    welldoneson
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    She should run for President. Gravitas and all that.

  26. idonunnerstand

    Is that Eddie Murphy? I don’t getit.

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    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    I don’t understand why people are so mean to this couple and this girl in particular. Of all the Kardashians she seems to be the most decent and down to earth. She didn’t leak a sex tape or have a bastard child, instead she just went and got married? What’s wrong with that?

    • dead peter

      She’s a shrill, entitled, famous-for-nothing opportunist whose sole purpose in life is to hawk shoddy products and services and steal focus off of anyone and anything, regardless of how pointless it is to look at her. And yeah, someone like her gets uglier with every glance. Gorillas may throw feces and fornicate at the zoo for our amusement, but they’ve had the good taste not to film themselves doing it and bottle the scent. Until now.

  28. MLVC

    who wears more makeup??

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    miguelito
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    too true!

  30. KTJR

    Yeah, Turquoise Jeep! Glad you’re spreading the love. All the readers of The Superficial should check out their other videos. The humour’s along the same lines. At least to me anyways…

  31. Moggster

    Please stop with “Most important people on the Internet” we don’t need a clipshow-episode at the end of every week. Just take that day off instead.

    We come to the superficial for the quality, not for quantity!

    With that being said..This is my favourite gossip site, it has all the essentials.

    Keep on keepin’ on Superfish.

  32. try harder, superficial

    None of these posts have been, or ever will be, funny. You should be ashamed, fish, for coping to a facebook-level of content stupidity.

  33. Don’t listen to the two slow wits above me fish. This is a great feature! Every week gets better so keep up the great work!!!

  34. lightdragon

    WHAT SNACKS said.

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    The best!

  36. I think I lost my mojo this week.

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    Chris
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    Well, at least she looks happy :) Who is she again??

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    You ARE an oracle.
    I have to admit, I didn’t expect a hit with a Star Wars joke.
    We are all such geeks…. LOL

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    ittybittyshittytitty
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    doidoidoi

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    rod spittle
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    Your mom

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    John Travolta's whore
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    Hey you two, GET A ROOM…i’m gettin’ jealous over here

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