Welcome to the 14th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is light in quantity but heavy in Khloe & Lamar Beast Sex jokes. Thanks to our New York voyage we might’ve missed more gems than usual this week, so to make it up to you, I added a little something after the jump that should make us even, if not you in my debt.
Excelsior,
- The Superficial
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(Yeah, you definitely owe me money for this.)
Photo: Splash News
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
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Jennifer Lopez In A Swimsuit Causes Gang Violence |
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Wow you beat McFeely at posting first. Congrats. Didn’t think anybody was capable of beating that post spider.
and yet you posted before me…think about it.
and yet here YOU are to comment on it..think about THAT…post spider..
I’m not sure if “post spider” is supposed to be an insult, or just how you’re signing your post.
So instead of trying to understand, here’s a picture of a pony:
http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/cool-pony.htm
Another good week. My favorite might be #13 by cheerleaderninja.
i agree. not only #13 but #5 as well.
Is it just me or is Natalie Portman starting to look like Hilary Swank?
a little in that pose Bucky. Natalie Portman that pregnant paranoid PETA putz looks like a lot of people in that pose. Hillary Swank,Keira Knightley,a young Leslie Ann Warren, a young Winona Ryder,Holly Marie Combs, Angie Harmon,Ashley Greene, Ashley Lawarence(famous for three of eight Hellraiser movies),Betsy Russell, I could go on.
(About the flossy dance vid) First i was like : / but then i was :D
http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/yo-dawg-at-first-i-was-like.jpg
CLAP CLAP CLAP!
CLAP CLAP SNAP!
I like how he changes it up in that second line :D
killer
killer
i knew this one was gonna be a mention
i called it, u had 3 in a row whilst posting to this post
im an oracle
Must’ve been on an episode of SNL that I missed.
Funny.
Hey Superficial. Please stop posting these stupid ass articles every weekend. It such a lame attempt to pretend that you give a shit going into the weekend. Can’t you just post some pics of a hot girl showing cleavage thats nice to look at? Then when people stop by on the weekends we can see that instead this stupid shit. “Most important people on the internet, vol.14″? This is just stupid.
How long did it take you to type that commentary with one hand while the other rammed a giant dildo in your ass? (careful, doing that could give you a black-eye)
It’s a very special moron who takes the time to comment that a post wasn’t worth reading. If your time is SO valuable, just don’t read it, dumbass.
“It’s a very special moron who takes the time to comment that a post wasn’t worth reading. If your time is SO valuable, just don’t read it.”
Truer words have never been spoken. :)
I love you so much
Right on. This is the dumbest crap ever.
LMAO
LOL
Go, frosty.
After reading Jack’s comment I forgot. What does Flossy like to do again?
if that wasnt yay i dont know what is
It was pretty yay
I never the the Geekologie writer knew how to dance so well.
“knew”
I never “knew” the Geekologie writer knew how to dance so well.
Somebody screwed up when they decided “sodomy” should be spelled with a “y”… It should have been “so-do-me.”
check Aleesia ya’ll
http://x17video.com/celebrity_video/while_you_were_sleeping/canadian_singer_aleesia_sings.php
#2 for the WIN! So funny.
Also to Jack:
FUCK YOU. Us fans of SW love these and enjoy highlighting community comments. Unlike you, many of us have epic senses of humor.
Hoping you get a proper dildo slap to the face,
Superficial Bitch
Speak for yourself Ms. Bitch
Epic senses of humor, why I outta = boom/pow/shwak!
IBTC,
Aw, I’m sorry you have no sense of humor or titties. It must be hard for you, but unfortunately not all ladies can have it all. I can send you the pads I have to remove from my bra’s if it will help you out.
Hoping you at least have a nice ass,
SfB
Ahhh, how sweet SfB, you pondering my body type.
If it helps get you creamy, my man boobs are plenty plump (former moniker was FattyFatty2X4) and my azz is flat and pale.
Enjoy!!!
Oh shoot, that’s just like me to leave out my best feature, modesty will get you nowhere.
My ring size is 11.
i.e. Fat Fingers.
Pleasant reams, I mean Dreams.
What is this with me?
I also have a gap between my two front teeth.
From what I’ve been told, Gap toothers are the best
at performing Colonel Angus
You’re confusing “epic senses of humor” with rubes who are easily amused.
hahahahahha
i don’t know why, but I got a sci fi/horror image out of that comment
ah, best for last
Agreed.
It was good, but it’s secondary to the toppling monitor comment. That one made me LOL
LOL
GravyLeg FTW this week. Loved it.
And, I now that I come for the Fish and stay for the Gravy. When I come, anyways.
Stinky MCpoop get out your poopa scoopa because this gonna get messy and stinky!
ya stinky, we gotta get Gravy his own blog.
What could we call Mr. Gravy’s new site? hmmmm…….
GravyLeg.com–New and improved with more Gravy, MAN Gravy.
GravyLeg.gov–That’s been taken by former Prez Clinton, I think.
Let’s make this happen.
LOL – Many thanks…
Like I said before… I am in good company. :)
Hey stinky, I think I see one of GL’s pubes in your teeth…
Woah!
Does she have a lazy eye, or is it just me?
She should run for President. Gravitas and all that.
Is that Eddie Murphy? I don’t getit.
I don’t understand why people are so mean to this couple and this girl in particular. Of all the Kardashians she seems to be the most decent and down to earth. She didn’t leak a sex tape or have a bastard child, instead she just went and got married? What’s wrong with that?
She’s a shrill, entitled, famous-for-nothing opportunist whose sole purpose in life is to hawk shoddy products and services and steal focus off of anyone and anything, regardless of how pointless it is to look at her. And yeah, someone like her gets uglier with every glance. Gorillas may throw feces and fornicate at the zoo for our amusement, but they’ve had the good taste not to film themselves doing it and bottle the scent. Until now.
+1
who wears more makeup??
too true!
Yeah, Turquoise Jeep! Glad you’re spreading the love. All the readers of The Superficial should check out their other videos. The humour’s along the same lines. At least to me anyways…
Please stop with “Most important people on the Internet” we don’t need a clipshow-episode at the end of every week. Just take that day off instead.
We come to the superficial for the quality, not for quantity!
With that being said..This is my favourite gossip site, it has all the essentials.
Keep on keepin’ on Superfish.
None of these posts have been, or ever will be, funny. You should be ashamed, fish, for coping to a facebook-level of content stupidity.
Don’t listen to the two slow wits above me fish. This is a great feature! Every week gets better so keep up the great work!!!
WHAT SNACKS said.
The best!
I think I lost my mojo this week.
Well, at least she looks happy :) Who is she again??
You ARE an oracle.
I have to admit, I didn’t expect a hit with a Star Wars joke.
We are all such geeks…. LOL
doidoidoi
Your mom
Hey you two, GET A ROOM…i’m gettin’ jealous over here