Welcome to The Most Important People on The Internet volume that officially makes these bad boys a veritable dozen in an egg crate of WTF. — I have no idea what I just said. At any rate, what this week’s collection lacks in quantity it makes up for in quality and SNL references that will make me never look at Molly Shannon the same way again. (Read: With pants.) Also, I’d like to give a special tip of the jimmy hat to commenter “Bowman” for dubbing Charlie Sheen’s porn star house “Clam Manor.” I don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but it is, so shut up and tell me I’m pretty before I pout the rest of the night.
You never take me anywhere anymore,
- The Superficial
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