The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 11

January 22nd, 2011 // 85 Comments

Welcome to the 11th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which, as you can see, involves Octomom whipping a grown man in a diaper, so you know it’s going to be classy. In fact, I’ve even put on a top hat and cummerbund – and that’s about it.

Leaving you to it, old bean,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Courtesy of TMZ

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  1. ElleKay

    Fish is my boyfriend.

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    Hemingway
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    Hahaha

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    I wonder if that’s liquid eyeliner? sometimes, if it is still wet and you get some a little too close to your eye it will seep in. It’s harmless and will go away. =)

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    Satan's bitch
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    Shemp, I salute you!

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    Mel Gibson's Shrink
    Commented on this photo:

    Did you pick this post out of spite because somebody told McFeely that he tried to hard to get acknowledged in the weekly recap? Because this joke wasn’t funny or original.

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    Cock Dr
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    But of course….

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    Cock Dr
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    Yes, that was a good one.

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    Cock Dr
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    Sick….& funny.

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    MrMeister
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    she’s one of the draconian overlords…the lizard people. that explains a lot.

  10. I’m starting to doubt your medical credentials, Dr.

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    Yarp
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    I laughed

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    ruth
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    Aaaahahahahah!

  13. mupps

    Sweet Jesus, this has to be one of the signs of the apocalypse?

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    brit
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    he looks like a lesbian.

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    Canadia
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    Best.Comment.Ever.

  16. Rhialto

    Well, well, is it this way how she treat her kids?

  17. Nero

    What’s Octomom’s phonenumber?! Hehehehe

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    Amanda
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    Bahaha. Awesome. I read this about an hour ago, and I am currently watching the Simpsons on TV, and this seen came on. I laughed extra hard.

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    Pahahah

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    truth
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    zing! the best one for sure.

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    du-uuude
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    that’s not even funny.

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    ad nasuem
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    Ha ha

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    ad nasuem
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    This was a good one ok.

  24. awordongaybloggers

    didn’t laugh once,

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    Best of the week.

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    Virgodoll
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    This is so sick

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    Cara
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    That baby is from New Orleans.

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    Cara
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    That is freakishly accurate

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    Brooke
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    You know, Snooki probably did the very same thing.

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    Brooke
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    Oh god, that face! It’s her O face.

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    Brooke
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    ha!

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    The DC
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    I don’t know, I bet if you boiled it long enough and then smeared it with enough butter, you could choke it down. Probably would still be more pleasant then actually reading it.

  33. Nero

    Ya right, i should check more often my mail. Despite the big error. Weird.

    • Rhialto

      I’m using my email account only for mail. I don’t consider it as a social media account. They, whoever they are, probably clicked on the invitations button.

  34. Rhialto

    Anybody messing around with my mail. I drag you into court without any hesitation. IS THAT UNDERSTAND!?

  35. Galtacticus

    Everybody should mind their own business anyway instead of always stalking him! Idiots!

  36. Aussie Mama

    God another movie.
    A sequel for Despicable Me already!

  37. mel

    i’ve heard that, not unlike kim kardashian, that octomom has truly repugnant gas and has the potential to be lethal.

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    Michelle
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    Best ever! LMAO

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    Michelle
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    ooooooooooooooooooo Wow just wow. Not sure I won’t get sucked straight to hell for laughing.

  40. Rhialto

    Once in a while i’m forced to step down to level sewage because even rats are crying for attention. I can promise you that reality is going to hit you hard. But not quite the way you’re going to like it.

    • Nero

      Let’s talk about that foreigner who’s always there and very familiar to her ….. That’s just plain weird. Hehehehe

      • Galtacticus

        That little place of her doesn’t have any guest room. Does he always sleep on the couch?! Hahahehehe

  41. Master Spook

    Psssst! Don’t tell her mom and dad! Because what has happened, stays in there….. Hihihehehe

    • Rhialto

      It’s maybe to early for a DNA-test. But if the outcome is two wonky eyes, i would certainly demand for one… Hehehehaha

      • Gando

        That’s a very good example of somebody who’s full of (sh)it and went far too deep….. Can you blame a mental retard?

      • Galtacticus

        You can draw a straight line with all these cons. They always keep believing that they did deserve a statue and a check at least.

  42. Nero

    Eeeew! I wouldn’t know how to get a boner from that! Hehehehaha

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    the word
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    stupid quote

  44. awhiteman

    Am I the only one who doesn’t like these “Most Important People on the Internet” posts? It’s just rehash of posts we’ve already seen. I love fish and his writing – just wish there was more of it instead of these!

    • mcfeely smackup

      some of the comments that come up in the list are truly funny stuff that I missed before, like Alarans Jennifer Aniston – Jon Benet Ramsey simile…that was awesome.

      but yeah a lot of it is just giving a few internet douches a chance to feel special about their pitiful lives.

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    TheAdmiral
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    I knew I wasn’t the only one who thought she looked dead.

  46. Rhialto

    What’s worse than angry young people?! I don’t like to say it but angry young people aren’t bad at all. They’re amusing in my eyes. Maybe that’s something what’s called ‘love’? *Grabs chest*

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    lauryn
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    saved the best one for last

  48. Lindsay

    Uugh.. these ‘most important’ things are the worst. Just break them into separate articles, I literally never have incentive to read these. Maybe that’s the point.

  49. He should have got whipped for having a fat nasty stomach..

  50. uncle bill

    psssssssst: P*EDOPHILES ALWAYS WANT KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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