First off, huge apologies for the site outage earlier today. I’m not going to point any fingers here, but it was entirely Ron’s fault for mistaking the server for Kate Gosselin last night. Haha! Office humor! It means absolutely nothing to you. Moving on.
Welcome to this week’s edition of The Most Important People on the Internet where your hatred for being exposed to Ke$ha’s haunches continued to manifest itself to the point where I’m amazed it’s not demanding sacrifices yet. That said, a special hats off to the appropriately named “Chunk” for being the first reader to point out that Teen Mom Amber Portwood looks exactly like Mama Fratelli from The Goonies. I’m honestly amazed people continued to comment after that. What else is there to say?
Anyway, enjoy.
- The Superficial
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The look on her face is similar to the look of satisfaction a dog gets when it scratches behind its ear, which is what I thought she was doing.
The tranny hookers in Hollywood are getting uglier every year.
Jessica you are a beautiful. Even though you’ve gone through traumatic times in the past several years, including your break-up from pop superstar Nick Lachey, your fans understand you and simply want more.
You are a true inspiration to us all, even though you’ve gone from having a killer rock body to one resembling a baby narwhal. Keep eating and stay beautiful, Chubs.
The comment about putting a bikini on a frog and making it stand up (Ke$ha) is the best of this batch.
Fat, dumb and crazy nice combo.
You forgot insanely rich…
And possibly inbred…
What?
Fish, do you have a hard on for Mr. McPoop?
That’s two weeks in a row.
If you’re not careful he’ll take a run at you, wait….maybe that’s the idea.
Best of luck.
Lohan dropped from Linda Lovelace project – did I miss that being mentioned here or was it not mentioned here? She should be put on suicide watch…
Jessica can be really stunning we all know this but only when she is stick thin, because any extra lb’s really show up miserably on her!
ick…
Holy shit “mud butt” is right! It’s freakishly uncanny.
HAHAHAHAHAHA,
so true
Good call. I thought that comment belonged here when I read it too.
Damn fish, thanks for the most important people on the internet nod but can ya get a brotha’s comment straight?
No Paris Hilton painting walls? Youre slipping behind Yahoo
that quote was from dlisted. not original!
Thanks for the heads up. Proper corrections have been made.
Jessica looks less intelligent than my 4 year old in that pic. It’s probably pretty close to reality.
I don’t know if THERE (Not THEIR) is anything else to say….
That is all :P
John Travolta’s butt baby.
I can’t stop laughing, that is EXACTLY what that looks like
I am quite certain she is receiving communication from the mother ship.
I hope they type it REA..L…L…Y SLOW.
Thanks for rooting through the cesspool of comments to pick out some gems.
Was the site outage so that you could put up those repulsive adverts? What the fuck, I feel like I’m looking into Kaa’s eyes from the Jungle Book.
WHHHHYYYY must every half decent website sell the shit out of itself??? There are such a thing as ads that DON’T dispense epileptic fits and shit about how my IP has been chosen for a TV prize (oh lucky me).
/rant
So… compare that “I’m mentally challenged” pose banner pic of chestica’s to any picture taken of smokin’ hot Vanessa Minello. I’d say Nick Lachey has moved up in the world, girl wise…
perfect imagery, nothing like it!
YES! I’ve really made it now
HURP THE DURP JESSIDURP SIMPDURP
DURPCHEEZBURGER.COM
Wow, just look into those eyes……..yep, no one’s home!
Makes me think of the frog from the WB. Damn funny.
No one else thinks she is strange looking?
YES!
Cher can do no wrong as far as I’m concerned.
I like to imagine that’s a gun she’s holding, not a pen.
Aaah.
One plus one is none! tee-hee I’m smatt!
flat and pancakey? Natalie Portman has no ass! Why cant anyone see that?
but she has nice legs and this makes up for the ass. and she is cute as hell from every angle.
psssst: we didn’t discuss dumb creatures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a desperate dumb fuck.
Best comment of life, imo.
it’s her nose…… it looks like a chode.
Thank you… Thank you… I will be here all week, Fish… :)
Is it just me, or does she look like a complete idiot?
Is it me or is grass green….
LMAO!
She looks like a blonde snookie. minus the spray tan..
no her nose is fine. it’s the mouth. and maybe eyes.
if you see her in princess diaries before the “makeover” you will never be able to find her hot. she’s a nerd.
cool
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA OMG THATS SO FUNNY!