Leopards Are Extinct Now and Other News

June 28th, 2011 // 41 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Anna Paquin is cool with her husband Stephen Moyer biting fans’ tits which proves marriage can work after all. [Celebslam]

- Ben Affleck is directing himself again. [Huffington Post]

- Jake Gyllenhaall was seen talking to Olivia Wilde. Conclusion: They’re banging. [Dlisted]

- Chloe Moretz has a natural ease in front of the camera. [Lainey Gossip]

- Not sure who Elle Liberachi is, but she’s definitely not a gay pianist. [Hollywood Tuna]

- JoJo is old enough for the high-end escort look now. Yay! [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Hilary Duff will blow you for the engagement ring, but she’ll stomp your sac if the anniversary gift is sub-par. [Popoholic]

- And Kathy Griffin‘s sheer presence is enough to render all man parts useless. [TooFab]

- Women who would never have to be told to blow you before they get in the hot tub. [theCHIVE]

- Tom Hanks‘s son Chet Haze is murdering beats. And his father’s soul. [Videogum]

- Drake should consider himself lucky he’s not a woman in Chris Brown‘s car right now. [BuzzFeed]

- Anne Hathaway isn’t great at slinging insults. [The Fab Life]

- Cee Lo Green said, “Fuck You,” to Rihanna‘s tour! Ha, see what I did there? [Just Jared]

- According to the Internet, these women are masturbated to most often. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. me

    i just dont get it.

  2. Kim Kardashian Leopard Print
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, there’s your high dollar fashionista.
    Looks like it came right off the Walmart clearance rack.
    And if in fact those are real pelts……fuck you plastic fame whore.

  3. so the kick-ass girl is trying to be the next brooke shields? think about all the drugs ur gona need when ur older..

  4. Cock Dr

    Some clothing salesperson is having a damned good laugh.
    Told her how slimming this all over print would look stretched over dat ass.

  5. Kim Kardashian Leopard Print
    waldo
    Commented on this photo:

    “We’ve been spotted! Quick! Grab the tranqu-….”

  6. Kim Kardashian Leopard Print
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d ride that ass all night long.

  7. Do toilets come in extra-wide, or do you have to special order them? Walking into a bathroom in the Kardashian household has got to be confusing. It’s like, “hey, where do I pee, all I see is a fancy, porcelain kiddie pool. Oh wait.”

  8. cc

    I love the article on the mail order brides. Does each one come with their own 9x18mm Makarov to kill you with once she has access to your wealth or does she have to find a gun when she’s here?

  9. NTT

    Her ring looks fake. I heard rich people buy fake rings bc everyone assumes they’re real because they’re, well, rich. The rich get richer…

  10. Venom

    Why are we inundated with this fucking whore or her family members every day?

    • Kelley

      My first thought exactly when I saw this post … but I would add cheap, vapid, lying, comical, shameless whore to that …

    • Uncle

      Enough of this fat talentless whore. Please make it stop.

    • mel

      you said it! this whore makes me vomit out of boredom. why is it that she constantly looks as if she’s just been whacked over the head with an anvil? and i really don’t get some dude’s fascination with her manure dispenser. i have a weak stomach and i just know that fucking thing reeks horribly. to me, she looks absolutely deformed. why the fuck do some dudes like that?! give me a nice, small, tight ass anyday. i work with a girl who could take a shit while standing and not get her cheeks dirty….ok, that’s a bit too small i guess.

  11. Amy

    Is she carrying a laundry bag with her?

  12. Kim Kardashian Leopard Print
    Nicole
    Commented on this photo:

    kris will dump eher as soon as he smartens up

  13. Kim Kardashian Leopard Print
    Nicole
    Commented on this photo:

    kris will dump eher as soon as he smartens up

  14. Gerbil in my Butt

    Too bad that that leopard didn’t get a shot at that big fat ass first!

  15. Tom

    Looks like she got smaller implants or something.

  16. RoboZombie

    Hippo skin would have been more appropriate

  17. Clarence Beeks

    This woman cannot dress herself to save her life. She looks ridiculous. And she wants people to believe she was a stylist before she got famous? please.

  18. Kim Kardashian Leopard Print
    kate
    Commented on this photo:

    judging by the detail, leopards AND JAGUARS are now extinct

  19. Why do we still get inundated with Kardashian News? Kim hasn’t put out a new sex tape in years, Khloe will be nothing more than a well adjusted female Sasquatch, and the third one is so irrelevant no one remembers her name. Ticks me off. Tomorrow’s headline “Kim K farts, half of LA blows up”.

  20. Kim Kardashian Leopard Print
    Napoleon
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks just like Kourtney here!

  21. Kamrynne

    Her ass jiggles ,like a saggy diaper

  22. MyLèNe

    Leopards Are Extinct Now .. LOL !

  23. Kim Kardashian Leopard Print
    Commented on this photo:

    What sort of psi needs to be achieved for Kim K to be able to push out a fart?

  24. Best headline EVER!

  25. MrsPlant

    No, no Kim, you’re supposed to expand like a balloon AFTER the wedding…

  26. Kim Kardashian Leopard Print
    NYC I Banker
    Commented on this photo:

    1/4 inch of makeup to hide the ugly and a sack dress to hide the ugly.

  27. Kim Kardashian Leopard Print
    NYC I Banker
    Commented on this photo:

    1/4 inch of makeup to hide the ugly FACE and a leopard print to hide the ugly CELULITE.

  28. NTT

    The boobs, the butt, the ring, is there anything real about this blimp?

  29. sunshine

    FAKE REALITY PROOF::::If you watch the Keeping up with the Kardishians Sunday night’s new episode. Kim is in the office with Kloe after posting her x-ray she goes and sits at the table as she is taking of her engagement ring…hummm ring before engagement or before scripted in show to air at a later date!!! This is really the proof how scripted this show is..Call them on it.

  30. so sorry

    Leopard’s may now be extinct, but her fat ass is proving that cougar’s are it’s natural enemy.

    She’s got hella arm fat, like an 80 year old women…give it a few more years and she’ll be able to spread her arms and glide off trees like a fox squirrel.

  31. the one

    I’m happy khloe represents the cows in america!!

  32. fap

    Hilarious, a leopard pantsuit and a white mesh bag…and cheap costume jewellery. On a fatty.

  33. Hawk

    Up next on Nat Geo – more amazing footage of the Spotted Kardashian (Medias Whorus) roaming the plains of Los Angeles…

  34. lazermoose

    This bitch dresses like a mob-wife. But less classy

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