The Kardashians Work ’25 Hours a Day’

The Kardashian Klan are featured in the April issue of Redbook where they rolled out their usual horseshit about their show being entirely real and how much they love each other despite each of them never being more than a second away from the slitting the others throats to advance their Q rating. Except this time around Kris Jenner wants everyone to believe her daughters are insane workaholics even though Kim is photographed at a nail salon literally every day and Khloe hibernates for the winter:

It’s annoying when I hear, “What do your girls do?” Well, first of all, all of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old. So to me, that’s a huge misconception — that the girls don’t work. They work 25 hours a day. And that they don’t have any talent? They might not be singers or dancers, but they certainly know how to produce a television show. Whether you want to call it talent or not, they have multiple shows on the air. [I want to say,] How many shows do you have?

So basically Kris Jenner’s defense is, “We’re on TV and you’re not. Nana nana boo boo.” Which might’ve been a slightly valid argument before the rise of reality television and the exact moment MTV decided to outdo themselves by following Jersey Shore with a show glamorizing pregnant white trash teenagers. Which is why my proud response to Kris is, “Oh, yeah, well, I’m not on TV, but you are. I hope you get cervical cancer and die alone.”

(I took the high road here, I know. I’m an old softie.)

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