The Kardashians Are Lecturing People On Publicity Whoring Now

Completely setting aside the fact that they’re the Kardashians and fame-whoring is their middle name, in the days since Lamar Odom was found passed out in a brothel we’ve learned which Kardashian sisters are at the hospital, which NBA superstars prayed with them, that Khloe’s still married to Lamar, that she paid for his ex-girlfriend and kids to fly to Vegas, how the Kardashians would never, ever film such a tragedy, and that they’re benevolently suspending content on their apps (but not their Instagrams) to “support” Lamar. You have none of this information by accident. Which makes it disingenuous as fuck that they’re now lecturing Love Ranch owner Dennis Hof for doing some milking of his own. NY Daily News reports:

“We reached out to Dennis politely asking him to respect Lamar’s (and Khloe’s) privacy during this difficult time and refrain from talking to the press,” said a statement from Kardashian’s publicist.
“This is a very painful situation, as I know you are aware, and the idea that anyone would use it to seek publicity is really sad.”
Hof had his own pointed response to the Wednesday call for media silence from Kardashian’s publicist.
“They asked me not to talk to the media,” the celebrity brothel owner told the Daily News. “I told her to pass on a message: Go to hell.”

In fairness, this Dennis Hof guy has been talking to anybody and everybody about Lamar Odom, which is probably not the best move for a guy who owns a brothel that gives its clients FDA-recalled boner pills that makes them stroke out in a VIP room, and not in the good way. So I can’t believe I’m saying this, but in the Kardashian’s defense- ah, God! *starts bleeding from the eyes* AND, LO, THE NUMBERS “666” BE EMBLAZONED ACROSS MY BROW FOR THE BEAST HAS MARKED ME AS ITS OWN! A DAMNABLE PRIEST OF ITS WICKEDNESS SO SHALL I BE UPON THE EARTH!

*shakes head*

Goddammit, I hate it when that happens. Where were we? Oh, right. Fuck the butt people.

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